Author Topic: They said what??? (Read 209995 times)

Luciexx · « **Reply #255 on:** 29 December 2016, 08:51:39 am »

Quote from: Jill on 27 December 2016, 08:30:18 pm

One man asked if any of my family know and when I said yes he gave me the most horrible look. I wished I had lied.

How about, "What's your problem?" It's such a negative question to ask as if you are evil in some way. Personally, I would ditch any clients like that who make you feel bad.

pussywillow · « **Reply #256 on:** 29 December 2016, 11:40:08 am »

Iv'e been really poorly over the Christmas - Iv'e had Pleurisy which I think most people know affects your lungs. Nothing whatsoever to do with sex. I still don't feel well enough to work. Anyway I had a regular email me this morning asking for a booking. I emailed back to explain I'd had pleurisy and still wasn't working. He came back and said "OMG -I'd better get myself to the GUM-why didn't you tell me before". I know everyone is not a walking medical dictionary - but please.

Cat_BBW · « **Reply #257 on:** 29 December 2016, 12:32:39 pm »

Quote from: pussywillow on 29 December 2016, 11:40:08 am

Iv'e been really poorly over the Christmas - Iv'e had Pleurisy which I think most people know affects your lungs. Nothing whatsoever to do with sex. I still don't feel well enough to work. Anyway I had a regular email me this morning asking for a booking. I emailed back to explain I'd had pleurisy and still wasn't working. He came back and said "OMG -I'd better get myself to the GUM-why didn't you tell me before". I know everyone is not a walking medical dictionary - but please.

OMG LMAO!

Lushblossom · « **Reply #258 on:** 29 December 2016, 01:16:19 pm »

pussywillow it might have been nice if the guy had wished you get well soon.

Silly man!

Luckily most of them aren't that thick eh.

Anyway I do hope you make a prompt and full recovery.

Paprika82 · « **Reply #259 on:** 30 December 2016, 01:19:35 pm »

Quote from: pussywillow on 29 December 2016, 11:40:08 am

Iv'e been really poorly over the Christmas - Iv'e had Pleurisy which I think most people know affects your lungs. Nothing whatsoever to do with sex. I still don't feel well enough to work. Anyway I had a regular email me this morning asking for a booking. I emailed back to explain I'd had pleurisy and still wasn't working. He came back and said "OMG -I'd better get myself to the GUM-why didn't you tell me before". I know everyone is not a walking medical dictionary - but please.

Good grief.

pussywillow · « **Reply #260 on:** 30 December 2016, 03:51:25 pm »

Thanks Lushblossom. Yes it would indeed. Still if the idiot does take himself to the GUM - what a complete pratt he's gonna look.

Jill · « **Reply #261 on:** 30 December 2016, 05:23:40 pm »

Quote from: pussywillow on 29 December 2016, 11:40:08 am

Iv'e been really poorly over the Christmas - Iv'e had Pleurisy which I think most people know affects your lungs. Nothing whatsoever to do with sex. I still don't feel well enough to work. Anyway I had a regular email me this morning asking for a booking. I emailed back to explain I'd had pleurisy and still wasn't working. He came back and said "OMG -I'd better get myself to the GUM-why didn't you tell me before". I know everyone is not a walking medical dictionary - but please.

What an ignorant man! I would love to be a fly on the wall when he talks to the nurse.

My "they said what?" for today is the man who slobbers all over my mouth with his wet kisses (I let him do it as it is no problem) but when I go to kiss him before he leaves my front door he pulls back then turns his head so I can only kiss his cheek.
I know you may think he is trying to minimise any traces of perfume or lipstick/makeup from me but this man is single and he never even goes to the bathroom after the deed to wash at least his hands.
I asked him why he does not kiss me goodbye and he said "oh you know, best not to" !!!!!

After our session I always go to the bathroom to wash hands while he starts dressing,I do not do cim so nothing icky around my face or mouth etc.

meetingdiversity · « **Reply #262 on:** 03 January 2017, 09:36:06 pm »

I found this amusing even more looking back on it now, this was during the festive period.

The client asked is that me in the photo and replied with yes it is Santa Clause.

He then laughed then came to see me. I am going to make up things like this from now on to humor myself.

ThirdCoastGal · « **Reply #263 on:** 17 January 2017, 01:35:25 pm »

Quote from: Paprika82 on 06 August 2016, 04:56:00 pm

I just replied "err I don't know, rogan josh I guess." Or something like that. It threw me a bit.
As a British Indian escort, clearly my world revolves around sex and curry.

I want MY world to revolve around sex and curry!

Jill · « **Reply #264 on:** 19 January 2017, 02:29:40 pm »

Yesterday a new client came into my room and as he put his arms around me said "wow you look amazing! didn't expect this!"
Nice but then he followed that with "the best lady I have seen is Georgia from AgencyXX and she's a knockout!"

Jill · « **Reply #265 on:** 19 January 2017, 02:30:51 pm »

Quote from: ThirdCoastGal on 17 January 2017, 01:35:25 pm

I want MY world to revolve around sex and curry!

Do Scottish ladies get asked if they love haggis?

Miss Bentley · « **Reply #266 on:** 20 January 2017, 07:00:35 pm »

So i did some damage to my ankle last year and get prescribed tramadol painkillers for when it acts up. I picked up a new prescription on the way to a hotel for work and left the box in view on the desk (alongside makeup hair straighteners etc) had a client come in. Chat. Take off coat and shoes and as he had the money in his hand about to hand to me snatched it back seeing the tramadol box and starts saying he cant believe he almost saw me when i had an sti and didnt even try to hide it by leaving the pills out. I told him what they were and he no joke wouldnt believe me until he had called nhs 111 for confirmation!

I actually did go through with the booking afterwards but wish i hadnt as he was a headache

They cant conprehend we might take medicine for anything other than an sti!!!

Clarabella · « **Reply #267 on:** 24 January 2017, 05:53:44 pm »

Quote from: ThirdCoastGal on 17 January 2017, 01:35:25 pm

I want MY world to revolve around sex and curry!

Amen

Guiltypleasure · « **Reply #268 on:** 24 January 2017, 11:01:13 pm »

Quote from: Miss Bentley on 20 January 2017, 07:00:35 pm

So i did some damage to my ankle last year and get prescribed tramadol painkillers for when it acts up. I picked up a new prescription on the way to a hotel for work and left the box in view on the desk (alongside makeup hair straighteners etc) had a client come in. Chat. Take off coat and shoes and as he had the money in his hand about to hand to me snatched it back seeing the tramadol box and starts saying he cant believe he almost saw me when i had an sti and didnt even try to hide it by leaving the pills out. I told him what they were and he no joke wouldnt believe me until he had called nhs 111 for confirmation!

I actually did go through with the booking afterwards but wish i hadnt as he was a headache

They cant conprehend we might take medicine for anything other than an sti!!!

Yep they can be completely dopey lol.
I'm on prescription meds but I hide them and pull labels off because they have my name printed on them .

Riverprice · « **Reply #269 on:** 26 January 2017, 11:05:30 am »

i got "you're alright, for a whore" which i get banter sometimes but this guy was dead serious.... xx

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