Author Topic: They said what??? (Read 201070 times)

katrina · « **Reply #240 on:** 15 December 2016, 03:09:45 pm »

Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 15 December 2016, 12:20:11 pm

Oh I've had how long is half an hour?It's all night..really??No it's 30 mins....

Yeah I've had someone say to me before "If I book half an hour can I stay as long as I want?" !!!

Wailing Banshee · « **Reply #241 on:** 16 December 2016, 07:26:57 pm »

Last night with long term reg who I'm quite fond of but only insofar as client/escort friendship...

Him: If i wasn't making a go of it with my wife, I'd be with you.

Nooooooooo!!!

FellowTraveller · « **Reply #242 on:** 16 December 2016, 07:48:44 pm »

Quote from: Waili ::)ng Banshee on 16 December 2016, 07:26:57 pm

Last night with long term reg who I'm quite fond of but only insofar as client/escort friendship...

Him: If i wasn't making a go of it with my wife, I'd be with you.

Nooooooooo!!!

Delusional

I get a fair few like this. I find completely ignoring and changing the subject does the trick. On a few occasions I have had to say I don't do relationships with clients. Its like they view seeing an escort as a short cut to having a fuck buddy/girlfriend/relationship who of course always offers sex on tap.

Shewolf · « **Reply #243 on:** 16 December 2016, 08:27:33 pm »

Quote from: FellowTraveller on 16 December 2016, 07:48:44 pm

Delusional I get a fair few like this. I find completely ignoring and changing the subject does the trick. On a few occasions I have had to say I don't do relationships with clients. Its like they view seeing an escort as a short cut to having a fuck buddy/girlfriend/relationship who of course always offers sex on tap.

Guy I see regularly said 'you are my kind of woman. If I wasn't with my partner, I would go out with you'.
Errr? Would I not get a say in this Mr Saggy Tits? Furtle off limp bum.

VoluptuousCurves · « **Reply #244 on:** 17 December 2016, 02:19:46 pm »

Guy I saw last night for a BJ only booking.

"That's definitely the best blow job I've had all year. You should give lessons. Some girls just hate doing it and you can tell they're just going through the motions. Mind you, I can't blame them. I'd never go down on a woman. Eww, the thought of it."

Lucie268 · « **Reply #245 on:** 17 December 2016, 03:28:49 pm »

Quote from: VoluptuousCurves on 17 December 2016, 02:19:46 pm

Guy I saw last night for a BJ only booking.

"That's definitely the best blow job I've had all year. You should give lessons. Some girls just hate doing it and you can tell they're just going through the motions. Mind you, I can't blame them. I'd never go down on a woman. Eww, the thought of it."

no words

Shewolf · « **Reply #246 on:** 17 December 2016, 07:33:53 pm »

Quote from: VoluptuousCurves on 17 December 2016, 02:19:46 pm

Guy I saw last night for a BJ only booking.

"That's definitely the best blow job I've had all year. You should give lessons. Some girls just hate doing it and you can tell they're just going through the motions. Mind you, I can't blame them. I'd never go down on a woman. Eww, the thought of it."

Hmmmm, should have told him that some escorts are better actresses than others

FellowTraveller · « **Reply #247 on:** 17 December 2016, 07:35:29 pm »

Quote from: Shewolf on 16 December 2016, 08:27:33 pm

Guy I see regularly said 'you are my kind of woman. If I wasn't with my partner, I would go out with you'.
Errr? Would I not get a say in this Mr Saggy Tits? Furtle off limp bum.

Oh god I loved the furtle off cracked me up

katrina · « **Reply #248 on:** 26 December 2016, 09:41:38 pm »

Quote from: FellowTraveller on 17 December 2016, 07:35:29 pm

Oh god I loved the furtle off cracked me up

The 'limp bum' creased me up lol!

Yes I've had the 'I wish I had met you before I met my wife I would have been soooo happy now' err excuse me but don't I have a say in this as actually I don't even fancy let alone love you and was busy anyway with other people!!!!

katrina · « **Reply #249 on:** 26 December 2016, 09:55:17 pm »

A long term regular client (but one of those 'see if only wanting a cash top up, due to his shitty attitude') always annoys me with his stupid idiotic comments, came out with the other day when I said I couldn't meet him Christmas day for a drink as I was cooking dinner..."Urg I bet its all frozen food anyway" I was so close to punching him straight in the face. lol

MissLeeMiss · « **Reply #250 on:** 27 December 2016, 01:58:38 pm »

I've had a couple of variants on:

"Do your parents/family know you do this? What would they think? Are they really strict?"

So tempted to reply:

"You can tell my mum and I'll tell your wife. What would she think?"

Do white girls get this?

meetingdiversity · « **Reply #251 on:** 27 December 2016, 02:40:29 pm »

Yesterday one was being nosey asking about my family. I did ask him about his family, did he like it no. So from now on I just ask them intrusive questions teaching them a lesson.

They will soon stop asking personal questions. Give them a taste of their own medicine. They don't want to talk about their business. Usually nosey ones don't.

Lucie268 · « **Reply #252 on:** 27 December 2016, 03:16:41 pm »

Quote from: MissLeeMiss on 27 December 2016, 01:58:38 pm

I've had a couple of variants on:

"Do your parents/family know you do this? What would they think? Are they really strict?"

So tempted to reply:

"You can tell my mum and I'll tell your wife. What would she think?"

Do white girls get this?

lol if they do I'm sure it's far less frequent. I'm so tired of clients assuming my cultural practices or asking if my parents are arranging a marriage

Jill · « **Reply #253 on:** 27 December 2016, 08:30:18 pm »

Quote from: MissLeeMiss on 27 December 2016, 01:58:38 pm

I've had a couple of variants on:

"Do your parents/family know you do this? What would they think? Are they really strict?"

So tempted to reply:

"You can tell my mum and I'll tell your wife. What would she think?"

Do white girls get this?

I am going to use that one on the next man who asks if my family/children know what I do. Good one! At least ask them if their wife or family knows he visits prostitutes.
One man asked if any of my family know and when I said yes he gave me the most horrible look. I wished I had lied.

Lotus300 · « **Reply #254 on:** 29 December 2016, 06:30:39 am »

Conversation between me and a new client:

Client (enthusiastic) : "I feel a very strong connection with you!"

Me (I smile only, not knowing what to answer)

Client: "I am 100% certain that we have known each other before."

Me: "No, I do not think so"

Client (persisting in his idea): "I am absolutely sure of that."

Me (wanting to be conciliatory): "Maybe..."

Client: "We have known each other in a previous life, in a reincarnation, for sure."

Me (quizzical): "Really?"

Client: "Yes, I was a rich lord and you were my wife. I suspected that this could be the case as soon as I saw you. But now, I am completely sure because the connection between us is wonderful!"

What to respond to such a character?

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