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Littlemisslondon

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They said what???
« on: 06 May 2016, 12:31:01 am »
So I was thinking we have sections for 'How not to book, describe last booking, creepy things they say' but I don't think we have section for dumb ass things they blurt out generally right after we've just drained their brains  ;)

A normally quite intelligent regular of mine tonight at the end of booking:

'Wow, you've really caught the sun today. How did you do that, did you go outside at all?'

'No I stayed indoors under the duvet all day..... Did you seriously just ask that??'

Absolutely howling, thankfully both of us not just me!

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #1 on: 06 May 2016, 01:20:47 am »
So I was thinking we have sections for 'How not to book, describe last booking, creepy things they say' but I don't think we have section for dumb ass things they blurt out generally right after we've just drained their brains  ;)

A normally quite intelligent regular of mine tonight at the end of booking:

'Wow, you've really caught the sun today. How did you do that, did you go outside at all?'

'No I stayed indoors under the duvet all day..... Did you seriously just ask that??'

Absolutely howling, thankfully both of us not just me!

Had similar!

HIM: "wow, where have YOU been on holiday, you lucky thing!"
ME: "ummm, nowhere, just been out and about"
HIM: "really?? A tan like that in London??!"

So, wut? The sun never shines in London and I don't go out, like, ever?


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Re: They said what???
« Reply #2 on: 06 May 2016, 03:00:33 am »
Client.. So do you have someone immediately after me?
Me.  No I'm just going to do some shopping
Client.. Why? You have a whole box of condoms left.
Me. Ignores idiot comment.. 'no I'm going food shopping'
Client.. You really do that? In a normal supermarket..?  (looks horrified)

Yes because I couldn't possibly shop for anything other than condoms, like, you know, food.. They don't think of us as human

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #3 on: 06 May 2016, 08:31:49 am »
Client.. So do you have someone immediately after me?
Me.  No I'm just going to do some shopping
Client.. Why? You have a whole box of condoms left.
Me. Ignores idiot comment.. 'no I'm going food shopping'
Client.. You really do that? In a normal supermarket..?  (looks horrified)

Yes because I couldn't possibly shop for anything other than condoms, like, you know, food.. They don't think of us as human

Wow! That's really ridiculous. He obviously had never even considered that we're people. Like we must fly off to a cave and sleep hanging upside down somewhere.

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #4 on: 06 May 2016, 08:34:09 am »
I had a guy see me twice - terribly posh guy. The second time I had just moved to my new flat.

When he came in he looked around and said, "Wow... I'm investing in a block of flats very similar to this. How did you get this flat? I need to know how to screen girls like you out!"

I just laughed at him and said that on paper I present as a perfectly ordinary person and there's nothing he could do about it.

Weirdo.

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #5 on: 06 May 2016, 08:55:55 am »
I had a guy see me twice - terribly posh guy. The second time I had just moved to my new flat.

When he came in he looked around and said, "Wow... I'm investing in a block of flats very similar to this. How did you get this flat? I need to know how to screen girls like you out!"

I just laughed at him and said that on paper I present as a perfectly ordinary person and there's nothing he could do about it.

Weirdo.

Wow!

MsDee

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #6 on: 06 May 2016, 08:57:04 am »
Obese client: You know if you lost a stone you would be really pretty!

It took every ounce not to shove that tacky bottle of Moet up his patooey.


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Re: They said what???
« Reply #7 on: 06 May 2016, 09:03:44 am »
Obese client: You know if you lost a stone you would be really pretty!

It took every ounce not to shove that tacky bottle of Moet up his patooey.

Wow...Just wow.... :FF

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #8 on: 06 May 2016, 09:49:36 am »
Obese client: You know if you lost a stone you would be really pretty!

It took every ounce not to shove that tacky bottle of Moet up his patooey.

I had that from an ex regular. 'Oh you've put on weight, you looked better before, when are you going to lose it?'

The same guy would say every meet 'you'd look better with a boob job, when are you going to get one?' 

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #9 on: 06 May 2016, 09:58:59 am »
A very regular client gives me financial advice EVERY single time after he's handed me my fee at the end...He's told me countless times that he paid his mortgage in his late 20's (he's in his 80's) He keeps saying that I should invest wisely and be sure to not keep more than ?75,000 in each account! When I said I have children and animals to keep he told me to 'get rid of them'!!!


He also 'examines' me to check I haven't put on any weight. ::)

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #10 on: 06 May 2016, 10:09:54 am »
'Are you pink inside?'

A seemingly totally random remark thrown into the conversation when someone tried to book me. I did query why he said it and his reply was 'dunno, it just popped into my head'. ::)

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #11 on: 06 May 2016, 10:26:55 am »
im quite lukcy in a sense that i put on weight, hadn't seen an old regular for a year and he goes "yeah you've put on weight, but now theres ass to go in my pants"..... he buys me CK pants haha x
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MsDee

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #12 on: 06 May 2016, 10:44:06 am »
A very regular client gives me financial advice EVERY single time after he's handed me my fee at the end...He's told me countless times that he paid his mortgage in his late 20's (he's in his 80's) He keeps saying that I should invest wisely and be sure to not keep more than ?75,000 in each account! When I said I have children and animals to keep he told me to 'get rid of them'!!!


He also 'examines' me to check I haven't put on any weight. ::)

Omg! I would so not see him again, obnoxious old fluffernutter.   He tends to forget that when he had a mortgage a normal house price was probably ?5000.

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #13 on: 06 May 2016, 11:51:13 am »
Katrina some older men are just too out of touch with the cost of living for people with children.

Don't know how you put up with him I would get rid!

Unsolicited advice is one of my pet hates....

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #14 on: 06 May 2016, 01:01:53 pm »
Katrina some older men are just too out of touch with the cost of living for people with children.

Don't know how you put up with him I would get rid!

Unsolicited advice is one of my pet hates....
Oh me too, had the most annoying reg telling me how and where I should work from, I binned him in the end x
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