Client asks for anal and tells me to rim him, even though I don't offer those services. I ignore his request for rimming, and tells me again. At the end of the booking, he overstays by 15 minutes mostly because he won't stop telling me what a respectful punter he is and how he scrutinises profiles to make sure he knows what services are on offer.

Me: But you asked for rimming and anal. I don't advertise that.
Him: I could tell that you are a dirty girl. I know that if you put it on your profile, you have to offer it to every Tom, Dick and Harry.
Me (looking baffled): ...what?
Him: Have you never heard of the expression 'Tom, Dick and Harry'?
Me: I have, just....nevermind.

I really had to hold myself back from asking why he thought he was better than my other clients. He is every Tom, Dick and Harry!

At the end of the booking, he overstays by 15 minutes mostly because he won't stop telling me what a respectful punter he is and how he scrutinises profiles to make sure he knows what services are on offer.

There are punters like this, I always end up not seeing because I haven't got any patience for these sad (who think escorts are well below them) people, who expect RIMMING when it's not even on offer.   I recent had a very "respectable" client, who told me himself how arrogant *many* "punters/men" are towards escorts (he didn't say all men are) and he finds it quite shocking.  He was a very nice client, who said that.  I try not to think about it (and try to think in their shoes more).  But I was surprised by what he said and it sounded like he felt strongly about it.

MD      I need to learn some serious skills to stay calm.   

Older client is playing with my breasts and says "I suppose you are too young to have had these under a mammogram, aren't you?"

The same guy books me and another escort a few weeks ago for a threesome. The other escort and I look quite similar.

Him: You two could be sisters!
Escort: If we were sisters, I wouldn't be able to fuck her.
Him: No, no. You could still fuck each other.

I took a call the other day and knew within a moment I did not want to meet him. Just something about his way of talking. I said sorry but I was fully booked.
 "so plenty of fucks for you then eh?"  I just cut him off and was glad my instinct was right.

A paki guy thought "Caucasian" means English.

That's a bit of a derogatory term, Nia.

I've found quite a few men don't understand what ethnicity means.

No, you're not the only one...

In Montreal, a client has already told me : "Tu n'est qu'une sale pute!" This is roughly the French equivalent of : "You're just a dirty bitch!"

I replied: "Je n'osais pas te le dire mais je vais te le dire maintenant. Moi je pense que tu n'es qu'un sale abruti. Alors va-t-en et je ne veux plus jamais te revoir! "

(translation)
"I dared not tell you, but I will tell you now. I think you're just a dirty asshole. So go away and I never want to see you again!"

I think he was surprised by my reaction.

I am always amazed by these people who think, because we sell our body, we are worth nothing and can be treated like shit.