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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #120 on: 06 August 2016, 12:46:26 pm »
Verrucas are incredibly infectious and they can live on a lot of different surfaces. I've caught them in the gym showers.
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Paprika82

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #121 on: 06 August 2016, 02:12:43 pm »
In no particular order:

1) Why do you do this?
2) Does your family know you do this?
3) Do you have a boyfriend?
4) Ever go dogging?
5) Ever do porn?

For these next few I have to say that I am British of Indian descent:

6) Is it not allowed in your culture?
7) I know you said you're British, but where are you actually from originally?
8) What's your favourite curry?
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #122 on: 06 August 2016, 03:35:14 pm »
Quote from: Paprika82 on 06 August 2016, 02:12:43 pm

8) What's your favourite curry?

Lol, dear God!  What was youre reply?
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Paprika82

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #123 on: 06 August 2016, 04:56:00 pm »
Quote from: Rainbow on 06 August 2016, 03:35:14 pm
Lol, dear God!  What was youre reply?

I just replied "err I don't know, rogan josh I guess." Or something like that. It threw me a bit.
 As a British Indian escort, clearly my world revolves around sex and curry.
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #124 on: 07 August 2016, 08:52:15 am »
Quote from: Paprika82 on 06 August 2016, 02:12:43 pm
7) I know you said you're British, but where are you actually from originally?

UUGGGGGHHHHHHH
I'd be tempted to reply "My mum's womb. You?"
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CurlsnCurves

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #125 on: 07 August 2016, 04:50:39 pm »
Quote from: Paprika82 on 06 August 2016, 04:56:00 pm
I just replied "err I don't know, rogan josh I guess." Or something like that. It threw me a bit.
 As a British Indian escort, clearly my world revolves around sex and curry.

...... and Sari's. Don't forget that one. What a total idiot this guy sounds.
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Jill

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #126 on: 07 August 2016, 05:50:00 pm »
New client asked me the other day do I think of myself as a prostitute? When I replied yes of course because  I advertise as a sex worker and men pay me etc etc , but that many people on both sides of this work may prefer to use other terms , his answer was brilliant.
No he said, if you were a prostitute you would be walking the streets. You are a companion.
I could not be bothered with continuing the discussion so did my best to change the subject. All this while his hand was rummaging in my pants.  :)

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #127 on: 07 August 2016, 10:57:11 pm »
A companion is another term for prossies lol
How many men do you see per day?
Can I have bareback?
Can I just put the tip only? I won't go all the way in.
 Will you consider bareback if I brought all the paperwork?
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Kendall

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #128 on: 08 August 2016, 10:50:14 am »
You're too nice to be doing this
You sounded English enough on the phone that's why I booked
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #129 on: 10 August 2016, 12:56:49 am »
"You must make loads of money, and I bet you don't pay tax" - none of their business, and of course I pay tax!
"Well that was a nice and easy earner for you" - dealing with obnoxious idiots is never easy.
"Hi, I saw you for an hour booking last week but I left after 40 minutes. Could I redeem my remaining 20 minutes this afternoon?" Seriously? No!! "Well how about tonight then?"
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #130 on: 10 August 2016, 02:23:27 pm »
Email this morning...
Can I feel you arm muscles while you give me a handjob? You look pretty strong on  your photos!

Another one.....

Can you pick me up 2/3 times? I only weigh 13st!

I may be 6ft tall but I'm no bloody strong woman!!!!!
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #131 on: 10 August 2016, 02:59:03 pm »
Quote from: BJC on 10 August 2016, 12:56:49 am

"Well that was a nice and easy earner for you"

They have no idea do they?


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LadyOfTheNight

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #132 on: 10 August 2016, 09:47:47 pm »
this is easy money isn't it
why did you become an escort
have you got any escort friends
do you tell people what you do
do the neighbours know
how many clients do you see a day

This all from one client tonight! And just a sample  ::)
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Jill

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #133 on: 10 August 2016, 10:23:51 pm »
I offer 3some bookings with other wgs but only very occasionally does it happen. One man asked did I meet them in my own time for hot sex.
The same man in another meeting asked do I masturbate while waiting for the phone to ring, or invite the postman/window cleaner in to blow him. For fuck sake.
Both questions were answered with a massive YES  because I am hot wet and horny 24 hours a day and need sex on the hour every hour.   ::)
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #134 on: 11 August 2016, 11:01:07 am »
Quote from: Jill on 10 August 2016, 10:23:51 pm
I offer 3some bookings with other wgs but only very occasionally does it happen. One man asked did I meet them in my own time for hot sex.
The same man in another meeting asked do I masturbate while waiting for the phone to ring, or invite the postman/window cleaner in to blow him. For fuck sake.
Both questions were answered with a massive YES  because I am hot wet and horny 24 hours a day and need sex on the hour every hour.   ::)
Oh god me and my duo partners always get asked if we spend time playing with each other in between bookings.We use it to our advantage..one of us starts blowing him while the other talks elaborately in their ear while stroking them and ourselves, about copping off while waiting for a call..they usually come pretty quick then lol!
Some of the more silly things they ask can be put to good use after all! ;D
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