Had a couple of worthy ones just today, amazing the green twat light just attracts them like moths..
1.
Hi I'm Artur, 25 years old from UK, Milton Keynes. I found you lovely and I wanted to ask if you would be interested in serious relationship and maybe more. If you have any queastions then just ask. Im serious about this.
So if you're from the UK what's with the lack of prepositions and the dodgy spelling?!
2.
Hi babe
Just that, beautiful in it's simplicity one might say?
3.
Him: Hay hope your ok? I'm local tomorrow and wondering if your taking bookings thanks *annoying pray emoji* sorry it's late
Me: Silence
Him: If your free
Me: Silence
Him: I'm
Available all day if your free
Me: Not working today thanks
Him: Hay good morning! Are you taking bookings today please ? Thanks *annoying pray emoji*
Him: Just a cuddle would be great
Me: Possibly later, my fee is the same whatever the activity
Him: *annoying LOL emojis* can I book for next week please
Me: You may, contact me next week perhaps?
Him: Great *thumbs up emoji*
I won't even get started on the *your* and *you're* annoyance
3. At 12.55am
Him: My Name you up for some fun x *with accompanying photo of someone at the gym*
Me: (at 2.55pm) Not at 1am no, I sleep like normal people