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SW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14445 on: 12 May 2021, 07:08:07 pm »
It was on AW, the profile and feedback looked genuine. Each to their own I guess 🤷

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14446 on: 13 May 2021, 01:16:47 am »
Got an email from another provider yesterday, simply stating 'duo?'

What's with the one word shorthand, I get so many messages from wannabe clients with this constipated communication style, please say it's not catching on with sex workers too.
It's baffling to me, I thought it was just a sign of disrespect from punters ( screening themselves out). But is it just how we communicate now and I'm too old to catch on 😂

Here’s how you handle that:

“Rude?”

Annnnd .... done.
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

Maz

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14447 on: 13 May 2021, 01:25:13 pm »
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SW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14448 on: 14 May 2021, 09:15:21 am »
Here’s how you handle that:

“Rude?”

Annnnd .... done.

Haha yes should have done, the ignore and delete instinct for the verbally constipated just kicked in

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14449 on: 14 May 2021, 12:53:24 pm »
From someone that joined yesterday.

Subject: Hey
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Hey gorgeous
How do you feel about having your hands tied behind your back and being blindfolded and giving me the best bj of my life x



Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14450 on: 14 May 2021, 07:55:32 pm »
Had a couple of worthy ones just today, amazing the green twat light just attracts them like moths..

1.
Hi I'm Artur, 25 years old from UK, Milton Keynes. I found you lovely and I wanted to ask if you would be interested in serious relationship and maybe more. If you have any queastions then just ask. Im serious about this.

So if you're from the UK what's with the lack of prepositions and the dodgy spelling?!

2.
Hi   babe

Just that, beautiful in it's simplicity one might say?

3.
Him: Hay hope your ok? I'm local tomorrow and wondering if your taking bookings thanks *annoying pray emoji* sorry it's late
Me: Silence
Him: If your free
Me: Silence
Him: I'm
Available all day if your free
Me: Not working today thanks
Him: Hay good morning! Are you taking bookings today please ? Thanks *annoying pray emoji*
Him: Just a cuddle would be great
Me: Possibly later, my fee is the same whatever the activity
Him: *annoying LOL emojis* can I book for next week please
Me: You may, contact me next week perhaps?
Him: Great *thumbs up emoji*

I won't even get started on the *your* and *you're* annoyance

3. At 12.55am
Him: My Name you up for some fun x *with accompanying photo of someone at the gym*
Me: (at 2.55pm) Not at 1am no, I sleep like normal people
“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by arseholes.” Sigmund Freud”

Maz

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14451 on: 15 May 2021, 09:32:47 am »
Had a couple of worthy ones just today, amazing the green twat light just attracts them like moths..

1.
Hi I'm Artur, 25 years old from UK, Milton Keynes. I found you lovely and I wanted to ask if you would be interested in serious relationship and maybe more. If you have any queastions then just ask. Im serious about this.

So if you're from the UK what's with the lack of prepositions and the dodgy spelling?!

2.
Hi   babe

Just that, beautiful in it's simplicity one might say?

3.
Him: Hay hope your ok? I'm local tomorrow and wondering if your taking bookings thanks *annoying pray emoji* sorry it's late
Me: Silence
Him: If your free
Me: Silence
Him: I'm
Available all day if your free
Me: Not working today thanks
Him: Hay good morning! Are you taking bookings today please ? Thanks *annoying pray emoji*
Him: Just a cuddle would be great
Me: Possibly later, my fee is the same whatever the activity
Him: *annoying LOL emojis* can I book for next week please
Me: You may, contact me next week perhaps?
Him: Great *thumbs up emoji*

I won't even get started on the *your* and *you're* annoyance

3. At 12.55am
Him: My Name you up for some fun x *with accompanying photo of someone at the gym*
Me: (at 2.55pm) Not at 1am no, I sleep like normal people

Lol at 1 and 2   ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14452 on: 15 May 2021, 12:03:56 pm »
"Show me your tits and if I like them I'll transfer you the money now"
I replied with a pic of a pair of blue tits, then blocked haha  ;D

SW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14453 on: 15 May 2021, 02:20:43 pm »
Got this amazing specimen of a man texting me every other day without fail for weeks now

"Who free Plymouth?"

I don't know why I dont block him but it makes me hoot everytime, I've never responded the poor fool.

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14454 on: 15 May 2021, 03:08:18 pm »
"Show me your tits and if I like them I'll transfer you the money now"
I replied with a pic of a pair of blue tits, then blocked haha  ;D
Haha!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14455 on: 15 May 2021, 07:29:32 pm »
Had a rather posh chap ask for a quickie, I am new and not ready for that, so I said no. His response...
“It’s good money for quarter of an hour. I walk in you get on your knees. I’ll unzip, dump a load in the back of your throat and leave.” Wish I had a scathing witty retort but I just scoffed and ended the call. What a gent!

saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14456 on: 16 May 2021, 12:07:18 am »
Had a rather posh chap ask for a quickie, I am new and not ready for that, so I said no. His response...
“It’s good money for quarter of an hour. I walk in you get on your knees. I’ll unzip, dump a load in the back of your throat and leave.” Wish I had a scathing witty retort but I just scoffed and ended the call. What a gent!

I do understand it's not your thing and he should have approached someone who advertises them. Not try to persuade you. But I giggled when I read this because I really like these quicky bj's and could do them all day, every day two at a time.  :)

amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14457 on: 16 May 2021, 12:35:24 am »
I do understand it's not your thing and he should have approached someone who advertises them. Not try to persuade you. But I giggled when I read this because I really like these quicky bj's and could do them all day, every day two at a time.  :)

I do agree, but even if I offered 15 minute bookings I wouldn't see anyone who thought this was an appropriate opening gambit when contacting a total stranger, regardless of how long they wanted to book. It's fucking repulsive  :-X

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14458 on: 16 May 2021, 11:36:30 am »
I had an oik call late last week. He was speaking quietly and I had to keep asking him to speak up as I couldn't hear him. His excuse was he was calling from home and his wife was in. He wanted an outcall in the morning in the next town after the weekend on Monday. At this point it was obvious he was trying something on or hadn't read my profile or both. Then he wanted a threesome and wanted me to arrange it. So he wants an off profile service when he's not my target market and wants me to do all the work on my time and possibly annoying or setting up another escort for a dud call? So I pressure him for a certain day and time and he changes his mind to the tomorrow morning. Hmmm... Then he opportunistically asks about a social. A social? I'm thinking he's angling for a freebie so I say this is the same rate as normal. Again, I'm getting the dumb act off him and start again with footdragging and indicating this is difficult and not working. He puts the phone down and while I'm busy blocking him he messages a really nasty message disparaging me. Nothing wrong with my verification process I thought!

The other enquiry which stood out this week was one man messaging to ask if I was available that day. Oh, here we go... Then he wants to know if I would be happy having sex with his wife. Okay, possible. Then he starts asking about personal physical details already mentioned in my profile. I'm, like, this guy is getting his jollies off. I ask him to call and he says he will call after work. Yeah, right. He never did call. As things turned out another escort I was chatting with on social media said she got a call from a woman on the same day. I'm wondering if this was a coincidence or the same pair. I do get serious enquiries from couples sometimes but find them too much emotional bother to deal with. Most of the rest strike me as men jacking off from the tought or narcissists.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14459 on: 16 May 2021, 12:34:29 pm »
I do agree, but even if I offered 15 minute bookings I wouldn't see anyone who thought this was an appropriate opening gambit when contacting a total stranger, regardless of how long they wanted to book. It's fucking repulsive  :-X

Oh yes I totally agree Amy I'd not accept an approach like that too. I'd expect respectful, formal, polite, verbals to consider any booking. How he said it was, crude, inappropriate and I'd be pissed off and shocked.
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