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curvywench

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14475 on: 26 May 2021, 01:30:50 am »
 :FF : :FF :FF

There are some utter mingers out there at the minute... Do they really think those amazing attempts at conversation will get them in line for a booking?
My bits have literally dried up and shrivelled reading the last two pages and it will be a fucking cold day in hell before I ever get desperate enough to shag  some of those morons.

Its no wonder I have 3500 plus blocked numbers in my phone hahaha
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14476 on: 26 May 2021, 01:18:00 pm »
HIM: Postcode please.
ME: Sorry, sold out...
HIM: I want 1 h
ME: Here you are then: 1 h
;D

Maz

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14477 on: 26 May 2021, 02:10:16 pm »
HIM: Postcode please.
ME: Sorry, sold out...
HIM: I want 1 h
ME: Here you are then: 1 h
;D

Haha

Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14478 on: 26 May 2021, 03:25:36 pm »
Absolutely the best answer to these clowns ! :P

Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14479 on: 28 May 2021, 09:01:29 pm »
Todays many calls it seems there is a pattern.

Me: Hello
Dick Head: Can you send me your postcode
Me: NO
Dick Head: Oh ok I call you back :FF

I immediately block and save as c.u.n.t
« Last Edit: 29 May 2021, 01:53:02 am by Dynamite Doll »

Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14480 on: 28 May 2021, 09:28:01 pm »
Got this email today
Hey, I love your curves and I'm looking to make my fantasy happen so wanted to see if you're up for it. I'm not looking for full sex: I mostly just want to grope your body and suck on your breasts! I need it to be discreet, so I was thinking maybe you could be naked and blindfolded on the bed when I arrive, then I'd touch and tease your body with my hands and mouth. And I like the idea of maybe spanking those tasty big boobs of yours, if you like a little kink, too. I'm tall and slim, fit and healthy, and will respect all limits. I'll just come and play with your body then leave when we've had our fun. I've done this before, as you can see from my feedback. I could put the money down on the bed or post it through the letterbox first or something, whatever you think best. x
I'm giving it a miss !

CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14481 on: 28 May 2021, 11:17:30 pm »
Got this email today
Hey, I love your curves and I'm looking to make my fantasy happen so wanted to see if you're up for it. I'm not looking for full sex: I mostly just want to grope your body and suck on your breasts! I need it to be discreet, so I was thinking maybe you could be naked and blindfolded on the bed when I arrive, then I'd touch and tease your body with my hands and mouth. And I like the idea of maybe spanking those tasty big boobs of yours, if you like a little kink, too. I'm tall and slim, fit and healthy, and will respect all limits. I'll just come and play with your body then leave when we've had our fun. I've done this before, as you can see from my feedback. I could put the money down on the bed or post it through the letterbox first or something, whatever you think best. x
I'm giving it a miss !


Dear X ~

That sounds super hot & is already making me wet! Of course you’ll have no objection to my security driver being in the room the entire time, since I’ll be tied down & helpless? You can give him the $$. Looking forward to it!!♥️

These FUCKWADS😡.
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

Kay

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14482 on: 29 May 2021, 01:44:56 am »
Got this email today
Hey, I love your curves and I'm looking to make my fantasy happen so wanted to see if you're up for it. I'm not looking for full sex: I mostly just want to grope your body and suck on your breasts! I need it to be discreet, so I was thinking maybe you could be naked and blindfolded on the bed when I arrive, then I'd touch and tease your body with my hands and mouth. And I like the idea of maybe spanking those tasty big boobs of yours, if you like a little kink, too. I'm tall and slim, fit and healthy, and will respect all limits. I'll just come and play with your body then leave when we've had our fun. I've done this before, as you can see from my feedback. I could put the money down on the bed or post it through the letterbox first or something, whatever you think best. x
I'm giving it a miss !

He messaged me as well. I pointed out there was no way, living where I do, that I could leave the door unlocked for anyone to walk in, and more to the point, no way would I be blindfolded and naked for a complete stranger. He pushed back 2-3 times. Absolutely no consideration for our safety.
"There is no sin except stupidity" - Oscar Wilde

Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14483 on: 29 May 2021, 07:12:29 am »
He is living in his deluded head not the real world where escorts are smart enough not to book him despite his fake feedback!

Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14484 on: 29 May 2021, 08:35:11 pm »
This is quite possibly, the best one I've ever received and if there was an award, he'd win it..

00.48am

Him: Hey
Him: X
Him: Bang X
Him: X X
Him: Ppw
Him: Pow
Me: Twat, you're blocked
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Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14485 on: 29 May 2021, 08:49:55 pm »
And this absolute genius who called me at 4am..

Me (at 7.33am): Seriously calling at 4am? You're blocked
Him: Starts calling me again
Me: Stop calling me!
Him: Lol
Him: Hi are you available today and fingers crossed youe profile name snow I have plenty of snow on me
Me: My name refers to a Japanese anime character by Kazuo Koike and Kazuo Kamimura, the film recounts the tale of Yuki (Kaji), a woman who seeks vengeance upon three of the people who raped her mother and killed her father and brother. You have been warned :)

“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by arseholes.” Sigmund Freud”

Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14486 on: 30 May 2021, 04:36:45 pm »
He is living in his deluded head not the real world where escorts are smart enough not to book him despite his fake feedback!

I remember that exact scenario being proposed by some internet dude long before doing this job.  I thought he had lost his damn mind if he thought I was going to do that. Wonder if it is the same person or whether this kink is even more common than I had thought.

ssfox

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14487 on: 31 May 2021, 07:28:53 pm »
I’m new to this but not wet behind the ears!!!
Him: I’m not an agent but I can get you a lot of work
Me: (humouring him) oh really?
Him: (long lying preamble) so if you look after me every week I shall find you a few nice clients.
Me: oh really have you a bridge to sell me after a long weight.
Him: No really I’m a great lover and I’ll look after you.
Me: I wouldn’t even let you sniff me for all the tea in China. GOOD DAY

I’m not a snob at all but god that annoyed me. I hate to put people down but he was such a chump.

Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14488 on: 03 June 2021, 08:06:14 am »
Morning email
 Bare back hun ?
  Reply No blocked hun!

Maz

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14489 on: 03 June 2021, 01:52:19 pm »
Morning email
 Bare back hun ?
  Reply No blocked hun!

 ;D ;D