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Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14460 on: 16 May 2021, 05:37:11 pm »
This one is my bad but I couldn't resist a play..

He rang, a usual immediate block as I only accept text...

Him: R u working now
Me: You get charged by the word? No, I'm at my mums and I require at least an hour's notice
Him: Oh ok lol what time usually you prefer and where r u based??
Me: What time do I prefer? It's your booking love. All info is on my profile
Him: Actually I wanted come down now is there any chance for today Or tomorrow
Me: Well which is it? I'm clearly not home so tomorrow. What time?
Him: Let me think and get back to you to confirm will you be able to share first line of postcode?? So I can check how far I am
Me: NOPE. My location is on the WHEN and Where tab
Him: silence

So anyone know what the first list of a post code is? LMAO maybe he meant first line of your address? Dumbass
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Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14461 on: 16 May 2021, 06:55:27 pm »
Jesus, literally this just in...

Him: Sorry not being rude but not sure what is your profile name so please advise and let me know if you are taking appointment today by that time I will check the profile
Me: Silence
Him: So let me know if we can meet up today
Me: Silence

Seriously, your opening gambit is no idea who you are so can you advise? I'd advise you piss off and read some profiles before wasting a bitch's time :)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14462 on: 16 May 2021, 07:21:27 pm »
That is a very derogatory way to speak to a sex worker, I can’t stand these men that think it’s ok to speak to us like that because we offer sexual services. I had one today demanding that I see him because, in his words, I sell my pussy so that’s easy access  :FF
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Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14463 on: 17 May 2021, 01:10:56 pm »
Just had 2 phone requests for direct chat. They clearly arnt capable of reading the 2 lines that say what I dont offer.
But then there are many members with brain parts missing !
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Harriet_Lille

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14464 on: 20 May 2021, 01:12:44 pm »
Still getting messages about the pregnancy fantasy.
People asking if they can pay me £15k to get me pregnant, and that they'd be on hand to support me.
I call bullshit to the latter of those, and as for the former, I doubt they have that sort of money. And I can't imagine me deciding randomly to let a random client get me pregnant in that fashion.

I swear I get two messages like that a month. At least.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14465 on: 20 May 2021, 01:23:51 pm »
"If I booked you for a weekend would you come jogging with me? "

I can't remember when I last went jogging. Maybe 5 years ago?
Doesn't sound like the most exillerating of appointments.
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Ms_Mila

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14466 on: 20 May 2021, 08:38:11 pm »
One of the last conversations I had with a client was ..

Him: can I book next weekend? I want you to make sure you have bathed and taken a break so you are relaxed when I get there, I want to take my time to have my fun with you for a 2 hour duration. Iv got a lot of stamina so I want you prepared for the time I’m there and to fulfil the time with pleasure.

Me: I am an escort not a sex doll, I provide services of a sexual nature but that doesn’t give you the right to lay the law of how I work or prepare before an appointment. I have found your message extremely off putting so I will be declining this appointment.

Where the hell do these men get off speaking to us like this? Did he expect me to be dripping with excitement?
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PinkestChick

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14467 on: 21 May 2021, 12:34:13 pm »
Quote from: Ms_Mila on 20 May 2021, 08:38:11 pm

Him: can I book next weekend? I want you to make sure you have bathed and taken a break so you are relaxed when I get there, I want to take my time to have my fun with you for a 2 hour duration. Iv got a lot of stamina so I want you prepared for the time I’m there and to fulfil the time with pleasure.

Honestly this is so gross! When I first started I would've gone for this because I hate it when clients don't know what they want and expect me to be a mind reader. But as I get more experienced I've started realising how much of a power play this is and how gross this behaviour actually is. I can't help but be a little harsh and sharp with them now.
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Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14468 on: 22 May 2021, 12:40:22 am »
I'll be hanging on for this one, uhm not..

Him: Hello there beautiful I'm a 27 year old male considering booking you for an hour. Where abouts in Portsmouth are you based?
Me: Not in Portsmouth. Read my profile. My approximate location is on the When and Where tab
Him: Okay. I'll contact you in the future when I have a car again
Me:  :FF
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MayJ10

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14469 on: 22 May 2021, 09:51:59 am »
Quote from: SW on 15 May 2021, 02:20:43 pm
Got this amazing specimen of a man texting me every other day without fail for weeks now

"Who free Plymouth?"

I don't know why I dont block him but it makes me hoot everytime, I've never responded the poor fool.

SAME! Hahaha this guy always messages me that exact same message. Clearly just group texts a load of girls. Idiot  >:(
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14470 on: 23 May 2021, 06:01:59 pm »
I had one of of those dreaded "Hi" messages. Out of sheer boredom and not being very busy I replied. Oh here we go. He wanted a video chat. Er, call to discuss this. Then he is at home with his mates and can't talk too much... Then he says he wanted to book a video call and pay by cashapp. For security reasons I would only use Skype and don't have whattsapp or anything like that installed. He didn't reply to my saying Skype and I only have Kofi account at the moment. Was he genuine and just wanting a quick wank or a scammer or something more iffy? Ok, back to ignoring/blocking those "Hi" messages again.
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Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14471 on: 24 May 2021, 03:00:24 pm »
email last night
Can I spunk right up there?
To which I responded
Please do message me your mobile so I can identify you for your booking
To which he replied
Can you i do it in your pussy
I'm still awaiting lol
I just want to block these idiots numbers!!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14472 on: 24 May 2021, 03:06:00 pm »
Quote from: Kiss on 24 May 2021, 03:00:24 pm
email last night
Can I spunk right up there?
To which I responded
Please do message me your mobile so I can identify you for your booking
To which he replied
Can you i do it in your pussy
I'm still awaiting lol
I just want to block these idiots numbers!!

I’d suggest using a more subtle way to get their numbers x
For example just asking for them to text or call to arrange bookings - might just be me but I’d think saying things like “so I can identify you” might put off the plebs haha 😂
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Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14473 on: 24 May 2021, 05:21:47 pm »
The thing is I dont want them texting me I want calls so I can hear them  but when I'm actually working not 5 days b4.. they will just wank and waste my time you know what they are like 🤣
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14474 on: 25 May 2021, 01:35:25 am »
Quote from: Kiss on 24 May 2021, 05:21:47 pm
The thing is I dont want them texting me I want calls so I can hear them  but when I'm actually working not 5 days b4.. they will just wank and waste my time you know what they are like 🤣

Then just email them "please send me your phone number so I can call you" - and they usually will!
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