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SW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14460 on: 12 May 2021, 11:30:02 am »
Got an email from another provider yesterday, simply stating 'duo?'

What's with the one word shorthand, I get so many messages from wannabe clients with this constipated communication style, please say it's not catching on with sex workers too.
It's baffling to me, I thought it was just a sign of disrespect from punters ( screening themselves out). But is it just how we communicate now and I'm too old to catch on 😂

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14461 on: 12 May 2021, 04:00:33 pm »
SW that is weird and off putting especially on first communication. Is it a real sex worker or just a client wrote the profile i wonder.

SW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14462 on: 12 May 2021, 07:08:07 pm »
It was on AW, the profile and feedback looked genuine. Each to their own I guess 🤷

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14463 on: 13 May 2021, 01:16:47 am »
Got an email from another provider yesterday, simply stating 'duo?'

What's with the one word shorthand, I get so many messages from wannabe clients with this constipated communication style, please say it's not catching on with sex workers too.
It's baffling to me, I thought it was just a sign of disrespect from punters ( screening themselves out). But is it just how we communicate now and I'm too old to catch on 😂

Here’s how you handle that:

“Rude?”

Annnnd .... done.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14464 on: 13 May 2021, 01:25:13 pm »
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SW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14465 on: 14 May 2021, 09:15:21 am »
Here’s how you handle that:

“Rude?”

Annnnd .... done.

Haha yes should have done, the ignore and delete instinct for the verbally constipated just kicked in

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14466 on: 14 May 2021, 12:53:24 pm »
From someone that joined yesterday.

Subject: Hey
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Hey gorgeous
How do you feel about having your hands tied behind your back and being blindfolded and giving me the best bj of my life x



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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14467 on: 14 May 2021, 07:55:32 pm »
Had a couple of worthy ones just today, amazing the green twat light just attracts them like moths..

1.
Hi I'm Artur, 25 years old from UK, Milton Keynes. I found you lovely and I wanted to ask if you would be interested in serious relationship and maybe more. If you have any queastions then just ask. Im serious about this.

So if you're from the UK what's with the lack of prepositions and the dodgy spelling?!

2.
Hi   babe

Just that, beautiful in it's simplicity one might say?

3.
Him: Hay hope your ok? I'm local tomorrow and wondering if your taking bookings thanks *annoying pray emoji* sorry it's late
Me: Silence
Him: If your free
Me: Silence
Him: I'm
Available all day if your free
Me: Not working today thanks
Him: Hay good morning! Are you taking bookings today please ? Thanks *annoying pray emoji*
Him: Just a cuddle would be great
Me: Possibly later, my fee is the same whatever the activity
Him: *annoying LOL emojis* can I book for next week please
Me: You may, contact me next week perhaps?
Him: Great *thumbs up emoji*

I won't even get started on the *your* and *you're* annoyance

3. At 12.55am
Him: My Name you up for some fun x *with accompanying photo of someone at the gym*
Me: (at 2.55pm) Not at 1am no, I sleep like normal people
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14468 on: 15 May 2021, 09:32:47 am »
Had a couple of worthy ones just today, amazing the green twat light just attracts them like moths..

1.
Hi I'm Artur, 25 years old from UK, Milton Keynes. I found you lovely and I wanted to ask if you would be interested in serious relationship and maybe more. If you have any queastions then just ask. Im serious about this.

So if you're from the UK what's with the lack of prepositions and the dodgy spelling?!

2.
Hi   babe

Just that, beautiful in it's simplicity one might say?

3.
Him: Hay hope your ok? I'm local tomorrow and wondering if your taking bookings thanks *annoying pray emoji* sorry it's late
Me: Silence
Him: If your free
Me: Silence
Him: I'm
Available all day if your free
Me: Not working today thanks
Him: Hay good morning! Are you taking bookings today please ? Thanks *annoying pray emoji*
Him: Just a cuddle would be great
Me: Possibly later, my fee is the same whatever the activity
Him: *annoying LOL emojis* can I book for next week please
Me: You may, contact me next week perhaps?
Him: Great *thumbs up emoji*

I won't even get started on the *your* and *you're* annoyance

3. At 12.55am
Him: My Name you up for some fun x *with accompanying photo of someone at the gym*
Me: (at 2.55pm) Not at 1am no, I sleep like normal people

Lol at 1 and 2   ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14469 on: 15 May 2021, 12:03:56 pm »
"Show me your tits and if I like them I'll transfer you the money now"
I replied with a pic of a pair of blue tits, then blocked haha  ;D

SW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14470 on: 15 May 2021, 02:20:43 pm »
Got this amazing specimen of a man texting me every other day without fail for weeks now

"Who free Plymouth?"

I don't know why I dont block him but it makes me hoot everytime, I've never responded the poor fool.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14471 on: 15 May 2021, 03:08:18 pm »
"Show me your tits and if I like them I'll transfer you the money now"
I replied with a pic of a pair of blue tits, then blocked haha  ;D
Haha!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14472 on: 15 May 2021, 07:29:32 pm »
Had a rather posh chap ask for a quickie, I am new and not ready for that, so I said no. His response...
“It’s good money for quarter of an hour. I walk in you get on your knees. I’ll unzip, dump a load in the back of your throat and leave.” Wish I had a scathing witty retort but I just scoffed and ended the call. What a gent!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14473 on: 16 May 2021, 12:07:18 am »
Had a rather posh chap ask for a quickie, I am new and not ready for that, so I said no. His response...
“It’s good money for quarter of an hour. I walk in you get on your knees. I’ll unzip, dump a load in the back of your throat and leave.” Wish I had a scathing witty retort but I just scoffed and ended the call. What a gent!

I do understand it's not your thing and he should have approached someone who advertises them. Not try to persuade you. But I giggled when I read this because I really like these quicky bj's and could do them all day, every day two at a time.  :)
Yeah like I'll let the human guineapigs have first dibbs at eating the food that's been sitting in those restaurant freezers for the past 4 months.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14474 on: 16 May 2021, 12:35:24 am »
I do understand it's not your thing and he should have approached someone who advertises them. Not try to persuade you. But I giggled when I read this because I really like these quicky bj's and could do them all day, every day two at a time.  :)

I do agree, but even if I offered 15 minute bookings I wouldn't see anyone who thought this was an appropriate opening gambit when contacting a total stranger, regardless of how long they wanted to book. It's fucking repulsive  :-X
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