HIM: Can I see you at 11.30 for a quicky?
ME: Sure. It's £40 and I am at Premier Inn EX1 1**
HIM: What sort of property is it?
ME: A cowshed, naturally. Why?
HIM: Look: I'm not from the area, so I don't know. And it's your job to explain where you are.
ME: Let's just leave it, then. Take care.
HIM: Ok, I am sure I can find you. Can I still come?
ME: Sure. Call when you are here.
HIM: Nah, there is too much friction. I'll leave it.
ME: Well, at least you can separate fact from friction...