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CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14190 on: 16 January 2021, 02:25:08 pm »
'U give free sessions'

Quite happy to ignore him for free.

“Yes, but they cost more.”
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14191 on: 18 January 2021, 04:52:18 am »
Him: How much for head bbe

Me: £0.50p

Him: Pardon

Me: Exactly

Him: Still dont understand but i guess you made you point

Me :Funny how you dont understand but still get my point

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14192 on: 18 January 2021, 11:31:27 am »
HIM: R u working in lockdown?
ME: No.  I am working in devon.

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14193 on: 18 January 2021, 04:50:45 pm »
Well, he texted a few weeks ago, then suddenly dropped out...and I was already in a bit of a catty mood when he contacted me today...

HIM: Can I see you at 3.00pm for a quicky?
ME: Sure.  Suck or fuck?
HIM: Is it OWO?
ME:  I don't know.  Is it (whatever "it" is)?
HIM: Oral without.
ME: So you're asking me if "OWO" means "oral without"?
HIM: Do you do oral without?
ME: Do you always answer questions WITH questions?
HIM: Forget it!

Was it something I said?
;D

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14194 on: 18 January 2021, 04:59:00 pm »
HIM: Are you working today
ME (via my auto-reply): To book, please text me 1) your name 2) where you saw my ad 3) what time you want to book 4) how long you want.  Thank you.
HIM: Hold on
HIM: Driving
HIM: One hour service
HIM: How much?
ME: Sorry, you've only scored 1/4.  That's a fail.  Unlucky.

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14195 on: 20 January 2021, 04:14:02 pm »
HIM: What do you get for 15 minutes?
ME: 40 quid minimum.  Why?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14196 on: 20 January 2021, 04:24:57 pm »
Him: "If I pay for an hour, can I stay for 90 minutes?"

Me: "No, but we can do a 90 minute booking if you prefer that?"

Him: "So if I pay for an hour I only get an hour?"

Me: "Yes....."

Him: "I'll give it a miss then."

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14197 on: 20 January 2021, 04:56:54 pm »
Him: "If I pay for an hour, can I stay for 90 minutes?"

Me: "No, but we can do a 90 minute booking if you prefer that?"

Him: "So if I pay for an hour I only get an hour?"

Me: "Yes....."

Him: "I'll give it a miss then."

I.....I....can't....even. *mind gone*

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14198 on: 20 January 2021, 06:36:35 pm »
Him: "If I pay for an hour, can I stay for 90 minutes?"...
Poor soul must have missed loads of maths lessons when he was at school. 
He's not just another deluded and idiotic haggler or anything, then...

CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14199 on: 20 January 2021, 08:41:39 pm »
Him: "If I pay for an hour, can I stay for 90 minutes?"

Me: "No, but we can do a 90 minute booking if you prefer that?"

Him: "So if I pay for an hour I only get an hour?"

Me: "Yes....."

Him: "I'll give it a miss then."

I wish you’d thought to ask him if he worked for an hour at his job, if he got paid for 90 minutes!!!

Clearly some twit has been giving him extra treats & he thinks it transfers to alllll of us🪓🪓🪓. I’m stateside & I want to just pound this guys face into the GROUND🤬.
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14200 on: 21 January 2021, 11:33:20 pm »
 ::)

Hiya hun
I’m looking for the following for tomorrow

I’d like to come to you from either 9am or 10am (I’ll know for definite later) and stay until about 5pm. I’d like my hands to be cuffed, laid out on your bed or sofa and for you to sit your arse down on my face and stretch your legs out. Sit fullweight, watch tv, play on your phone, read a book, generally do anything you like. Basically its no mercy and no stopping.

I’ve had loads of sessions similar where as soon as I struggle or it gets heavy for me, the girl stops. I’ve spent ages looking for someone who will sit there without caring if I can cope. No way out for me no matter how uncomfortable I get. A princess deserves a throne.

I guess the best way to move forward is…

Are you free tomorrow for the time?
Are you cruel enough to not care about the man struggling for hours under your arse?

If you’re happy with both, lets book in and discuss. If you have any female friends and want to increase the weight on me, lets do that too. No girl on girl… it just gives you someone to talk to as you both crush me

xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14201 on: 21 January 2021, 11:39:18 pm »
I find the longer the message more likely a time waster expecting a response

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14202 on: 21 January 2021, 11:41:17 pm »
I find the longer the message more likely a time waster expecting a response

Yep! It was obvious he hadn't read a thing on his first sentence, so I returned the favour and didn't bother to read it all.  ;D

CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14203 on: 22 January 2021, 01:48:53 am »
Yeah Hannaah & then we’re figuring out how to bail your ass out of jail for involuntary manslaughter!!🙄🙄
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14204 on: 22 January 2021, 01:57:39 am »
  lets book in and discuss.


Yeah. NOPE. Gets off on talking about his essay.