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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14235 on: 31 January 2021, 04:19:08 pm »
Quote from: BethElizabeth on 31 January 2021, 12:18:12 am
Hi you!

Wow! What an incredible person you sound like...
An example of lockdown-induced substance abuse, I fancy...
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14236 on: 31 January 2021, 04:20:19 pm »
Quote from: Maz on 31 January 2021, 02:34:08 pm
Him: do you mind me asking how many clients you have seen today as want to be cautious in the current climate? Please don't take offence and if you don't want to answer I understand.

Me: yes I do mind, it is my job and none of your business and if you're that concerned you shouldn't be booking an escort in the first place.
Exactly!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14237 on: 31 January 2021, 10:01:50 pm »
Slim pickings this week I'm afraid girls..

Him: Hi. Hope all is well and wondering if you're working
Me: I was this morning, not now sorry
Him: Tonight possible?
Me: I'm not really seeing ppl I don't know at the moment
Him: That's a shame. I'm probably not far away in xxxx
Me: It's not the distance that's the issue, it's the lock down that is
Him: I can come to you discreetly
Me: I said I'm not working so..
Him *silence*

Why do some clients think they're so special that you should change your plans and try and guilt trip you if don't? Piss off love
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14238 on: 01 February 2021, 08:22:55 am »
Message received 8pm last night (Sunday)(and picked up by me just now, 8am today):


Subject: Booking

Message: I want a booking today


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14239 on: 01 February 2021, 10:13:37 am »
Quote from: Cat_BBW on 01 February 2021, 08:22:55 am
Message received 8pm last night (Sunday)(and picked up by me just now, 8am today):


Subject: Booking

Message: I want a booking today

lmao
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14240 on: 01 February 2021, 01:23:17 pm »
Had an advanced booking, everything set. Was to message on the morning and I would send postcode.
Day passed and No texts or calls. Typical tw 
Forget all about it until today. Had tried to call a few times and messaged asking when I was working next. I obviously ignored these.
Just got this text :
‘Hi we were meant to meet the other day but you never sent postcode’
I replied ‘you didn’t confirm but nice try’
Him: oh it was like 12 before I remembered and was to late. I wasn’t blaming you’

Really? Because ‘you never sent postcode’ sounds like you were  :FF
He actually had the cheek to ask for another meet. He’s off to the blocked folder now.
« Last Edit: 01 February 2021, 02:35:51 pm by HiddenTalents02 »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14241 on: 01 February 2021, 01:49:20 pm »
I had two book this morning for later today that both cancelled soon after.

One of them I genuinely forgot about but I have started telling them "oh that's ok, I forgot what time you booked anyway so that's better for me"

I know some have genuine reasons to cancel but I'm beyond caring now.
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14242 on: 02 February 2021, 10:08:18 am »
HIM: Hi.  Do you have pussy hair?
ME: No.  I have human hair.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14243 on: 02 February 2021, 07:40:41 pm »
Text saying
‘No chance of a wank for £20 and a joint x’

No chance.
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EnglishAmy40

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14244 on: 02 February 2021, 07:45:02 pm »
Quote from: HiddenTalents02 on 02 February 2021, 07:40:41 pm
Text saying
‘No chance of a wank for £20 and a joint x’

No chance.

Oh, haha. I had one asking for a twenty quid blowy the other day.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14245 on: 02 February 2021, 08:57:22 pm »
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Text saying
‘No chance of a wank for £20 and a joint x’

No chance.

A while back I had a charming gent offer me a whole three packets of cigarettes for a blowie, but get this for being reasonable! "you don't have to swallow my cum"

I do cry myself to sleep for turning down that awesome offer, what a tragedy.
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saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14246 on: 03 February 2021, 12:14:45 am »
Quote from: Missizzy on 02 February 2021, 08:57:22 pm
A while back I had a charming gent offer me a whole three packets of cigarettes for a blowie, but get this for being reasonable! "you don't have to swallow my cum"

I do cry myself to sleep for turning down that awesome offer, what a tragedy.

I think that's normal in..... 'prison'.
« Last Edit: 03 February 2021, 12:18:52 am by saltysweet »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14247 on: 03 February 2021, 01:24:48 am »
Quote from: BethElizabeth on 31 January 2021, 12:18:12 am
Hi you!

Wow! What an incredible person you sound like. I thoroughly loved reading your profile. You seem like such a smart, worldly woman.
I would love to spend some time with you. Although I do not pay for this kind of thing- how degrading to you! I will spend time with you because I WANT to, not because I view you as just a hole to stick myself in.
Trust me, you’ll realize that this is how you should be treated.

Why do you sell yourself like you do?

Can’t wait to make some gorgeous memories together,

Love Jim

What a gem! I've had a few similar propositions over the years... I wouldn't be able to resist asking dear old Jim what he was doing browsing escort services and the like when he wouldn't dream of partaking of escort services? Maybe he's thinks we're east pray as we must be desperate damsels I'm distress waiting for a white Knight like him to rescue us...
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14248 on: 03 February 2021, 03:33:27 pm »
HIM: Can I see you at 3.30 today for half an hour.
ME: Sure.  I am at Such & Such Place.  Call when you are here.
HIM: Can you send me a link to your VS ad?
ME: DIY.
HIM (some minutes later): Sorry, but none of the ads say DIY.
ME: ____ (Too busy laughing to enlighten him ;D).

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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14249 on: 04 February 2021, 10:36:58 am »
HIM: Can I see you for a quicky?
ME (via auto-reply): To book, please say 1) your name  2) where you saw my ad  3) what time you want to see me  4) how long you want
HIM: I'm Jonny.  Saw you on AW. Want a quicky.  Can you see me?
ME: Sure.  See you at...the time that you haven't said.
HIM: I'm at your junction and I just want a bj.  Can I play with you as well?
ME: Well, time might be tight, but sure, what do you fancy: draughts, blackjack, or "I Spy"?
HIM: I meant a finger or a lick!
ME: If you want something finger-licking, try KFC.
HIM.  I'm in the car park.  Are you free?
ME: "Free"?  Don't be daft!  I charge, of course.

He was a lovely punter, I am happy to say - I have just sucked him off.  ;D
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