Hiya hun
I’m looking for the following for tomorrow...

So residents of mental health institutions get what looks like unsupervised access to the internet...?

HIM: Can I see you for a quicky?
ME: Sure.  Suck or fuck?
HIM: I don't generally make it to fuck.
ME: And I don't generally make it to...Japan, say, but what's the answer to my question?

Once again get an AW email asking about a GFE type booking when it says at top of my profile I'm only seeing people I already know for GFE 

Seems he didn't read one word from my profile.

Yes, he has nice feedback but it would help if the twit could read.

Also asked for lingerie outfits and heels and I never like those sorts of requests. I do roleplay, yes, but those outfit requests for roleplays are different.

Been surprisingly quiet on the nob head front this week..

Him: Hi are you free for a 30 minute booking at 6.30pm (it's 6pm now). I will need the post code to check it's ok to travel there before it's agreed cheers x

Me: If you don't know where I am, how do you know you can get here before 6.30pm? I'm not working, but even if I was I need an hour's notice. I don't give out my post code unless you've actually booked, if you read my profile all the info you need is actually on there...

Him: Oh sorry about that

Me, to myself, FFS!!

+1

I hate the "wear the heels" request , so uncomfortable especially when on an outcall.............usually wear my trainers and change shoes at the door  or just dont take the booking at all

I tend to change shoes just before I arrive in the car but also not that keen on these requests, especially if it's only for half an hour.

They are rare but I like the ones that just say to come casual. I feel much more relaxed and comfortable.

Message on AW: hi I'm on business in your area later today. Can I pop in for a £20 blow job?

Message on AW: hi I'm on business in your area later today. Can I pop in for a £20 blow job?

Don’t spend all that in 1 place now Amy!!!! Spend it wisely! A dollar saved is a dollar earned! Penny wise & pound foolish!!

& all those other annoying things my parents said that I realize now were pretty darn bright. Man, I hate when they’re right. Grump.

Him :Im in the area ! Desperately in need of drainage

Him : are you there hun

Him are you free

Him: let me know please , 30mins booking im quite in a rush

Me: i suggest you spank one out somewhere, i dont do rush jobs. Goodbye