Twat - How much
Me - How long?
Twat - 30 minutes
Me £100
Twat - My bid is £75
Me - It's not ebay. Go annoy someone within your budget.
Twat - Ok £80
10 minutes later Twat - Ok 85
20 minutes later twat - Ok 100. Text me your address
Next one rings. Hello. Hi. This goes on for a few seconds us both saying hi. I hung up. He rung again and the same thing. Several minutes later he texts - you not going to contact me then?
My reply - Nope. It's customary for the person who wants to make contact, do the actual making contact.
twat - oh, ok. Where are you?
Me - Earth
Twat -
twat -serious what's your address?
Me - Why?
twat - So I can pass by and see you
Me - I don't know you. I don't give my address to random people.
twat - I'm trying to book some time with you
Me - Such as shame you didn't bother to read my profile. So no thanks
Twat - But but, but
Me - if you had bothered to read you would have found this simple self-explanatory word - outcall.
I wasn't even taking bookings for today. Sitting in a waiting room for a routine appointment that of course was delayed, and these fools were keeping me entertained lol