Subject: escort
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Hi
Have you done pee fart and poo for anyone or before
I just wanted to watch you do it, not even sex or doing any dirty thing
Thanks

I've had this a couple of times. He's got plenty of good feedback, fuck know's how! First time I explained that 'pee fart and poo' wasn't an actual thing and that I couldn't fart or poo to order. Second time I just told him to pee,fart and poo off!

Sent at 3am

Hello can you do 7 Days booking in London if you are available please get in touch I am prepared to give you 5 million pounds which is a life-changing amount of money and this is a genuine request please get in touch thank you 

Started off fine.
However, he turned into a chip wearing goady fucker who tried to make out that
As a hooker, I don't have a clue where East Africa is
As a hooker, I think that Jamaica is in Africa
As a hooker, I don't know the cultural differences between Jamaica and Africa because black is black
As a hooker, although I claim to see black guys, this is a lie and I look for any reason to deny a booking to a black guy.
As a hooker I have a terrible memory and we didn't have the same chat a week earlier.
He thinks he is clever because he has more than one number. Hence I answered the fools calls more than once.

If you get the displeasure of his calls, it's fun to listen to him having a meltdown because you aren't the thick, racist hooker he thinks you are.

Started off fine.
However, he turned into a chip wearing goady fucker who tried to make out that
As a hooker, I don't have a clue where East Africa is
As a hooker, I think that Jamaica is in Africa
As a hooker, I don't know the cultural differences between Jamaica and Africa because black is black
As a hooker, although I claim to see black guys, this is a lie and I look for any reason to deny a booking to a black guy.
As a hooker I have a terrible memory and we didn't have the same chat a week earlier.
He thinks he is clever because he has more than one number. Hence I answered the fools calls more than once.

If you get the displeasure of his calls, it's fun to listen to him having a meltdown because you aren't the thick, racist hooker he thinks you are.

I’ve had plenty of his calls. And messages. He’s also extremely racially Abusive to me as a white woman when I make it clear that I don’t do any racist play at all. He made me feel extremely uncomfortable. He also likes going on about the size of his cock. And it going in my ass. As well as contacting on other numbers asking ridiculous stuff and being unable to talk to me like I am a normal human being. He has around four number that I have  all of. Happy to share them x

Some guys get my name wrong on AW.  It has two names.  The second name is clearly intended to be a pretend surname but occasionally a guy will call me by that instead of my first name.  I have no idea why some struggle with it.

It doesn't get the email arrangements off to a very flying start!

Also I always find foot fetish requests sound gross.  I don't cater for these and have no clue why I get asked.

Haha yes, the automated call back number. I actually text the fool back
Mate if you cannot afford to top up your phone to call me to make arrangements, then you clearly cannot afford my fee. I suggest you sort out your cash flow issue and once you have enough money for your mobile and my fee you get in touch.

Still waiting a few months later.


Foot fetishes I also don't mind. Seems I have attractive feet and get a lot of requests lol. These guys rarely want anything else apart from my feet. One guy constantly buys me nail varnish and asks that I wear a particular colour during our meet. Another guy insists I show up without polish and he loves massaging my feet and giving me a pedicure. Give them a bit of a rub and everyone is happy. The fetish guys also insist on booking for an hour, we sit and chat whilst they admire my feet.


Oh forgot about the arrogant chip on the shoulder and the chat about the size of his cock. That was a part of the first chat and from there he quickly escalated into the arsehole he is. It's such a weird thing to get off to.

Message through AW. Starts off great. Asks them to make a booking through AW, cannot as don't want to list a phone number. All I have to go from is an AW account with unsurprisingly zero feedback, even though it's not a new account. If I change my mind, the person will be waiting in a certain location at a certain time.
Not going to happen.

I got the Ibiza one too. He's deleted his profile now. I told him good luck on finding someone to work for free, I definitely wouldn't be