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Sarastar1

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13125 on: 19 October 2018, 11:23:49 am »
Just had a bloke trying to book.
We decided 2pm.
I was very clear when to confirm (1230) for the booking to go ahead.

After all was arranged he started texting me asking to confirm the services. Both are services I specialise in and my selling point. I didn’t mind confirming but something told my inner gut he hadn’t read the profile ( I could see he has been texting for nearly 2 years) and I prefer men to contact directly based on current info on the profile.

I asked him then if he was 30+ as that’s what I prefer and who I will only see. I restrict on age based on a few factors..... family members and friends in that age bracket....boundary pushing blokes who want a PSE not a GFE.....
Anyway he is 27 but turns out is arrogant as hell!

I said no I won’t see him as I prefer a mature bloke ( the fact he hadn’t mentioned the age in the first place also was irritating as perhaps I would have made an exception)

I ended up getting a load of boundary pushing messages telling me it’s only 3years difference....how he works for a bank in Canary Wharf  :FF that he is mature.....why won’t I see him etc!!!

I told him if I refuse I refuse ( that’s it) the fact that he also stated that he ‘very much doubts’ we would bump into eachother socially makes him seem a dickhead anyway!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13126 on: 19 October 2018, 01:04:56 pm »
Hahahaha oh gosh. What did the idiot say

This was on text, funnily enough he didn't reply!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13127 on: 19 October 2018, 02:15:58 pm »
Some twat just called me asking if I do phone chat, I said yes but you will first need to get me a phone top up...To this he said "Oh so it's not free then?" I said no of course its not, nothing is free in life don't you know that?!! He sounded genuinely surprised!!  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13128 on: 19 October 2018, 02:24:42 pm »
Him: It says on your profile you've very responsive to the right touching. What does that mean?
Me: If you press my nipples in the correct order, I fart God Save The Queen.

 ;D I think *some* would actually attempt to do this in a booking!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13129 on: 21 October 2018, 07:25:44 pm »
Some twat just called me asking if I do phone chat, I said yes but you will first need to get me a phone top up...To this he said "Oh so it's not free then?" I said no of course its not, nothing is free in life don't you know that?!! He sounded genuinely surprised!!  :FF

I had the same experience a while back. On my webcam I put up free phone chat in probate. The amount of phone wankers I had was unreal. Never again!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13130 on: 22 October 2018, 07:15:29 am »
I've just woken up to this:

Hi, can you send me some some more pics of you as I can't see you face. I think the pics on your ad are not enough. I like mature women so that will you give you a better chance to be chosen by me tonight. I also want a pic of you in black stockings and red high heels which i will want you to wear if i choose you.

 ::) ::) ::)



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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13131 on: 22 October 2018, 12:59:55 pm »
him: hi, whats your postcode?
me: i'm in X place
him: do you have a dildo. i like to come today?
me: yes i have a dildo but i will use it only on you.
him: noo i don't like that .....

:)))))

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13132 on: 22 October 2018, 08:40:24 pm »
I know we have all had this one but still amusing


Him: Can we go out for dinner?

Me : Yes love I love dinner dates I will do you a special rte

Him : But im buying you dinner do I have to pay you for buying you dinner? We wont be doing anything I only want to buy you dinner no sex nothing only dinner. I will pay for your dinner too.  :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13133 on: 22 October 2018, 10:58:38 pm »
I know we have all had this one but still amusing


Him: Can we go out for dinner?

Me : Yes love I love dinner dates I will do you a special rte

Him : But im buying you dinner do I have to pay you for buying you dinner? We wont be doing anything I only want to buy you dinner no sex nothing only dinner. I will pay for your dinner too.  :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF


What a dick.

Your paying for my time mate. I have survived feeding myself so far so.
You want to enjoy the pleasure of a hot girl by your side in public but don't want to pay. Time is Money.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13134 on: 23 October 2018, 01:00:46 pm »
Received this charming email today (I do not offer anal or bareback):

Dear,

I am a tourist and will be here for a few days. I am fine with either an incall or outcall session for 1 hour depending on your availability preferably in the evening. My dates are flexible for the next few days.

I assure you I am clean, STD free and have a recent full panel STD test report.

Below is my request its a bit explicit and honest,

1. I would like you to get a full panel STD test including RNA HIV test at the nearest testing facility while I accompany you, I would be paying for the test.
2. Condoms wont be used whatsoever all of the activities we engage in would be bareback.
3. I would be cumming inside you i.e. your vagina so I hope you are on birth control if not I could buy you the morning after pill.
4.Anal is expected as well if you are against it I request you to atleast try it with me.
5.I will be cumming atleast 2 times in 1 hour.
6.I would prefer you to swallow CIM.

I hope you have read the email in its entirety, I tried to be as clear as I could to save time and confusion.

If you are fine with the above request let me know your availability to forward the booking.

Have a nice day.

Yours truly,

Manish

seraphine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13135 on: 23 October 2018, 02:52:24 pm »
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« Last Edit: 22 January 2019, 07:37:42 pm by 80s synthetic »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13136 on: 23 October 2018, 03:27:07 pm »
I'm not precious about my prices, but even I was a little offended to be offered 20 quid for a quickie today...  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13137 on: 23 October 2018, 03:51:44 pm »
Received this charming email today (I do not offer anal or bareback):

Dear,

I am a tourist and will be here for a few days. I am fine with either an incall or outcall session for 1 hour depending on your availability preferably in the evening. My dates are flexible for the next few days.

I assure you I am clean, STD free and have a recent full panel STD test report.

Below is my request its a bit explicit and honest,

1. I would like you to get a full panel STD test including RNA HIV test at the nearest testing facility while I accompany you, I would be paying for the test.
2. Condoms wont be used whatsoever all of the activities we engage in would be bareback.
3. I would be cumming inside you i.e. your vagina so I hope you are on birth control if not I could buy you the morning after pill.
4.Anal is expected as well if you are against it I request you to atleast try it with me.
5.I will be cumming atleast 2 times in 1 hour.
6.I would prefer you to swallow CIM.

I hope you have read the email in its entirety, I tried to be as clear as I could to save time and confusion.

If you are fine with the above request let me know your availability to forward the booking.

Have a nice day.

Yours truly,

Manish

I got the exact same email today. Instant block for this delusional idiot

SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13138 on: 23 October 2018, 05:34:06 pm »
Received this spam email, have a feeling may have seen s/thing like this on Saafe before...

I am a tourist and will be here for a few days. I am fine with either an incall or outcall session for 1 hour depending on your availability preferably in the evening. My dates are flexible for the next few days.

I assure you I am clean, STD free and have a recent full panel STD test report.

Below is my request its a bit explicit and honest,

1. I would like you to get a full panel STD test including RNA HIV test at the nearest testing facility while I accompany you, I would be paying for the test.
2. Condoms wont be used whatsoever all of the activities we engage in would be bareback.
3. I would be cumming inside you i.e. your vagina so I hope you are on birth control if not I could buy you the morning after pill.
4.Anal is expected as well if you are against it I request you to atleast try it with me.
5.I will be cumming atleast 2 times in 1 hour.
6.I would prefer you to swallow CIM.

I hope you have read the email in its entirety, I tried to be as clear as I could to save time and confusion.

If you are fine with the above request let me know your availability to forward the booking.

Have a nice day.

Yours truly,

M*****


EDIT: sorry for the repitition, havent’ been on Saafe for a while, what a fucking idiot. Obviously spamming everyone.  I don’t offer BB, or Anal, or CIM

« Last Edit: 23 October 2018, 05:39:31 pm by SimplySinful »

amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13139 on: 23 October 2018, 09:12:41 pm »
I am a tourist and will be here for a few days [...]

I've just had it too! :D

*feels included*