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sammy s

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13140 on: 23 October 2018, 09:25:56 pm »
I’ve also just had it too. What a weirdo!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13141 on: 24 October 2018, 02:27:21 pm »
Received this charming email today (I do not offer anal or bareback):

Dear,

I am a tourist and will be here for a few days. I am fine with either an incall or outcall session for 1 hour depending on your availability preferably in the evening. My dates are flexible for the next few days.

I assure you I am clean, STD free and have a recent full panel STD test report.

Below is my request its a bit explicit and honest,

1. I would like you to get a full panel STD test including RNA HIV test at the nearest testing facility while I accompany you, I would be paying for the test.
2. Condoms wont be used whatsoever all of the activities we engage in would be bareback.
3. I would be cumming inside you i.e. your vagina so I hope you are on birth control if not I could buy you the morning after pill.
4.Anal is expected as well if you are against it I request you to atleast try it with me.
5.I will be cumming atleast 2 times in 1 hour.
6.I would prefer you to swallow CIM.

I hope you have read the email in its entirety, I tried to be as clear as I could to save time and confusion.

If you are fine with the above request let me know your availability to forward the booking.

Have a nice day.

Yours truly,

Manish

Haha I got it too.  I asked him to clarify which planet he was actually visiting us from!  What a numpty!

sammy s

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13142 on: 24 October 2018, 03:22:40 pm »
I bet he sends it to thousands of girls hoping one will eventually say yes. He’s still got zero feedback though so he’s clearly not having much luck haha

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13143 on: 24 October 2018, 03:31:12 pm »
I bet he sends it to thousands of girls hoping one will eventually say yes. He’s still got zero feedback though so he’s clearly not having much luck haha

I got mine TWICE this morning! I doubt he will have luck, he sounds like a complete control freak aswell!
4.Anal is expected as well if you are against it I request you to atleast try it with me.
This doesnt sit comfortably with me anyway! He wants to do something your not happy with!

Hes definately just a fool sending it to everyone! I felt to reply something along the lines of

'you forgot to add the part where your cock is gangrene and about to fall off from all the bareback you are doing'

But then thought twice as i have no energy for a bitching war with a complete and utter waste!

CurlsnCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13144 on: 24 October 2018, 04:51:08 pm »
Wants the booking for this weekend. Gave him details for doing a deposit, comes back with I can't do it as I'm not getting paid until next Wednesday, sorry to waste your time. I replied with 'how on earth did you expect to pay for the booking then if you have no money???' FFS. Seriously I wish I could quit this job at present what with the sheer amount of dickheads that waste my time. I'm so tired of it.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13145 on: 24 October 2018, 09:41:32 pm »
I got mine TWICE this morning! I doubt he will have luck, he sounds like a complete control freak aswell!
4.Anal is expected as well if you are against it I request you to atleast try it with me.
This doesnt sit comfortably with me anyway! He wants to do something your not happy with!

Hes definately just a fool sending it to everyone! I felt to reply something along the lines of

'you forgot to add the part where your cock is gangrene and about to fall off from all the bareback you are doing'

But then thought twice as i have no energy for a bitching war with a complete and utter waste!


He’s messaged me the same and about 6 other girls I know too hahahahah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13146 on: 24 October 2018, 10:52:23 pm »
Subject:    Please

Hi you ok I feel really weak and pathetic and intimidated by strong women I want to be used by somone better than me and abused il do anything I'm told and can do anything you want with me I just feel like I should be taken advantage of, looking for somone who takes the piss that I can see regularly can give all my money every week pay bills clean up basically anything I'm told thank you I can beg I know your better than me xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13147 on: 24 October 2018, 11:35:19 pm »
Some numpty wanting 15 mins Which I am happy to do as I like doing 15 mins
He then reply that’s fine but I won’t be rushed will I      F...,Idiot .

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13148 on: 25 October 2018, 07:28:26 am »
Wants the booking for this weekend. Gave him details for doing a deposit, comes back with I can't do it as I'm not getting paid until next Wednesday, sorry to waste your time. I replied with 'how on earth did you expect to pay for the booking then if you have no money???' FFS. Seriously I wish I could quit this job at present what with the sheer amount of dickheads that waste my time. I'm so tired of it.

I think whatever job you're in and you offer services that are considered a luxury you're going to get tw's. I have two hairdressing friends who also do beauty and they remark on all the timewasters they get.
These days there are no Prince Charmings. A girl just has to be her own hero

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13149 on: 25 October 2018, 09:12:03 am »
I think whatever job you're in and you offer services that are considered a luxury you're going to get tw's. I have two hairdressing friends who also do beauty and they remark on all the timewasters they get.


Spot on ! I'm a admin on both my sister's and my brother's FB pages , one is a beautician and the other a domestic electrician . And I see the number of cancellations/ rescheduling they get (through messenger) for mostly feeble reasons ( in my opinion ) .
We've all read about the huge number of NHS / doctor's appointments wasted .... and I'm sure it's the same for estate agents , banking advisors and such like .
I think that as we deal with the general public , we've got to brace yourself for a number a flakey ones however frustrating it seems at time . 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13150 on: 25 October 2018, 05:47:11 pm »
I had this thing arrive in my email.

I am looking for a 1 hour pornstar experience particularly three things cim ( swallow ) along with deep french kissing, bareback vaginal creampie and bareback anal creampie.

I have a recent STD report, you need to get tested while I accompany you at the testing facility. If interested I would like to forward the booking depending on your availability.

Could pay you higher price

Lets meet tomorrow at your convenient time get you tested opt for same day results and have our session dayafter tomorrow

Yes I replied letting know exactly what I thought about him and his nasty diseased cock.

chocoholicgirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13151 on: 25 October 2018, 07:44:45 pm »
I had this thing arrive in my email.

I am looking for a 1 hour pornstar experience particularly three things cim ( swallow ) along with deep french kissing, bareback vaginal creampie and bareback anal creampie.

I have a recent STD report, you need to get tested while I accompany you at the testing facility. If interested I would like to forward the booking depending on your availability.

Could pay you higher price

Lets meet tomorrow at your convenient time get you tested opt for same day results and have our session dayafter tomorrow

Yes I replied letting know exactly what I thought about him and his nasty diseased cock.

I had this too, funnily enough my first thought was THREE things? I nearly replied commenting on his appalling maths but I didn't think it was really worth it... ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13152 on: 25 October 2018, 10:56:01 pm »
Received this spam email, have a feeling may have seen s/thing like this on Saafe before...

I am a tourist and will be here for a few days. I am fine with either an incall or outcall session for 1 hour depending on your availability preferably in the evening. My dates are flexible for the next few days.

I assure you I am clean, STD free and have a recent full panel STD test report.

Below is my request its a bit explicit and honest,

1. I would like you to get a full panel STD test including RNA HIV test at the nearest testing facility while I accompany you, I would be paying for the test.
2. Condoms wont be used whatsoever all of the activities we engage in would be bareback.
3. I would be cumming inside you i.e. your vagina so I hope you are on birth control if not I could buy you the morning after pill.
4.Anal is expected as well if you are against it I request you to atleast try it with me.
5.I will be cumming atleast 2 times in 1 hour.
6.I would prefer you to swallow CIM.

I hope you have read the email in its entirety, I tried to be as clear as I could to save time and confusion.

If you are fine with the above request let me know your availability to forward the booking.

Have a nice day.

Yours truly,

M*****


EDIT: sorry for the repitition, havent’ been on Saafe for a while, what a fucking idiot. Obviously spamming everyone.  I don’t offer BB, or Anal, or CIM

Awww, I never got one, feel left out *lol*

The idea however that a recent STD test means you're clean is bollocks, it just tells you that 4 to 6 weeks ago you were clean. Some men are idiots.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13153 on: 28 October 2018, 01:43:11 pm »
Excellent one just now -

'Hi there, I'm an American and am over here for work. Money is no object to me, but are you running any deals at the moment?'

 ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13154 on: 29 October 2018, 09:48:57 am »
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