Him..you working at all....(I'm on tour with my light on)
Me..hi yes I am but only have 1 available booking at 4pm for up to 90 mins x
Him..free now
Me..no I told you my free time

Next morning at 7.30am

Him..outcall
M..can you not type more than one word at a time, string a sentence together and give me something to work with like time, location,  duration and I might answer more favorably
Him..looking for HR outcall in Bristol say 11am
Me..I don't have any availability till after 4pm
Him..4pm OK
Him..I booked
Him..?? (I was with a client)
Me..sorry I have incalls booked in now and don't have a window long enough, take care
Him..
Me..I'm fully booked
Him..when
Me..I'm not taking a booking from you sorry  I'm not comfortable with your communication and I leave tomorrow,  take care
Him..tw yes babe you've bad review
Me.. I don't have a single bad review lol now kindly go away
Him..you have now
Me..crack on luv
Him..yes 1 bad one

Reported to aw for threats and still waiting for the bad review lol
Yes I know I gave him too many chances to begin and should have just blocked but sometimes you just bite 

These are the kind of email's I'm getting...

1. Will you fart in my face?   

2. Can you lift me up

3. Hey gorgeous, text me

4. Reading.............( yep, that's all I got )

5. Will you throw custard pies in my face   

Such wordsmiths....really........I'm spoilt for choice! Great time to get back into escorting! 

TLDR Email
Basically would I sit on his face for 12 hrs overnight and not get up. Did I have any BBW friends who would join me to sit on him.

Hahaha I’m a BBW and free lol

Number two I keep seeing on the reverse bookings I mean what does he actually want you to do a Firemans carry? Intrigued

I had number 1
I had number 2 as well. Yes they have a strong-girl/girl wrestler or bodybuilder fantasy.

I had number 1
I had number 2 as well. Yes they have a strong-girl/girl wrestler or bodybuilder fantasy.

I've had no. 1 and no.5
Some right weirdos about

Random Grinch- Available tonight? postcode? 

Me- If English isn't your first language please contact a provider who speaks your language.

Random Grinch- Sorry I didn't know I required an essay to book. Maybe put that on your profile to avoid further confusion

Curious how he switches from lazy-ass texting to full sentences when pulled up on his rudeness. Horny and angry at the same time. Guess he made a date with his hand last night tho.

Haha, well said, SS! 

Him - hot body love incall
Me - no thank you
Him - incall now
Me - no thank you
Him - wey (think he meant why)
Me - because you can't string a coherent sentence together
Him - cunt, go get a ventilator down your throat slag

??
Lol, what a loser of a guy, haha!

I actually had one this week who thought "Oi oi!" was an acceptable opening for a booking. Like wtaf?

Got a text tonight 'yo'