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MissWolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14790 on: 25 November 2021, 11:54:19 pm »
Him..you working at all....(I'm on tour with my light on)
Me..hi yes I am but only have 1 available booking at 4pm for up to 90 mins x
Him..free now
Me..no I told you my free time

Next morning at 7.30am

Him..outcall
M..can you not type more than one word at a time, string a sentence together and give me something to work with like time, location,  duration and I might answer more favorably
Him..looking for HR outcall in Bristol say 11am
Me..I don't have any availability till after 4pm
Him..4pm OK
Him..I booked
Him..?? (I was with a client)
Me..sorry I have incalls booked in now and don't have a window long enough, take care
Him..???
Me..I'm fully booked
Him..when
Me..I'm not taking a booking from you sorry  I'm not comfortable with your communication and I leave tomorrow,  take care
Him..tw yes babe you've bad review
Me.. I don't have a single bad review lol now kindly go away
Him..you have now
Me..crack on luv
Him..yes 1 bad one

Reported to aw for threats and still waiting for the bad review lol
Yes I know I gave him too many chances to begin and should have just blocked but sometimes you just bite  ;D

saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14791 on: 26 November 2021, 12:23:32 am »
No 😇pie🥧, both times what they wanted was waaaay too pistachio for my vanilla ass😉. Should’ve sent’em round to you, bwahhhhhhh.

pistachio!!  ;D

Marcie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14792 on: 26 November 2021, 01:03:51 am »
These are the kind of email's I'm getting...

1. Will you fart in my face?  :FF 

2. Can you lift me up

3. Hey gorgeous, text me

4. Reading.............( yep, that's all I got )

5. Will you throw custard pies in my face  :FF 

Such wordsmiths....really........I'm spoilt for choice! Great time to get back into escorting!  ;D


Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14793 on: 26 November 2021, 11:30:27 am »
TLDR Email
Basically would I sit on his face for 12 hrs overnight and not get up. Did I have any BBW friends who would join me to sit on him.

thickthighs

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14794 on: 26 November 2021, 12:12:46 pm »
TLDR Email
Basically would I sit on his face for 12 hrs overnight and not get up. Did I have any BBW friends who would join me to sit on him.

Hahaha I’m a BBW and free lol

thickthighs

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14795 on: 26 November 2021, 12:13:44 pm »
These are the kind of email's I'm getting...

1. Will you fart in my face?  :FF 

2. Can you lift me up

3. Hey gorgeous, text me

4. Reading.............( yep, that's all I got )

5. Will you throw custard pies in my face  :FF 

Such wordsmiths....really........I'm spoilt for choice! Great time to get back into escorting!  ;D

Number two I keep seeing on the reverse bookings I mean what does he actually want you to do a Firemans carry? Intrigued

saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14796 on: 26 November 2021, 12:30:36 pm »
Number two I keep seeing on the reverse bookings I mean what does he actually want you to do a Firemans carry? Intrigued

I had number 1
I had number 2 as well. Yes they have a strong-girl/girl wrestler or bodybuilder fantasy.



PinkR2021

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14797 on: 26 November 2021, 12:31:49 pm »
TLDR Email
Basically would I sit on his face for 12 hrs overnight and not get up. Did I have any BBW friends who would join me to sit on him.
I’ve had this email! Twice. Almost identical. One with feedback and another without.

fallen angel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14798 on: 26 November 2021, 02:32:02 pm »
I had number 1
I had number 2 as well. Yes they have a strong-girl/girl wrestler or bodybuilder fantasy.

I've had no. 1 and no.5
Some right weirdos about

Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14799 on: 27 November 2021, 10:17:48 am »
Hahaha I’m a BBW and free lol

I hate face sitting at the best of times. Does nothing for me other than hurt my hips.

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14800 on: 27 November 2021, 07:15:40 pm »
Random Grinch- Available tonight? postcode?  :(

Me- If English isn't your first language please contact a provider who speaks your language. :)

Random Grinch- Sorry I didn't know I required an essay to book. Maybe put that on your profile to avoid further confusion :(

Curious how he switches from lazy-ass texting to full sentences when pulled up on his rudeness. Horny and angry at the same time. Guess he made a date with his hand last night tho.
Haha, well said, SS!  ;D

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14801 on: 27 November 2021, 07:17:31 pm »
This belongs in the new age dictionary of C19 insults surely?
This is what I've been saying. They use 'me-so-horny-text-spk' in their undisclosed role play with us then suddenly turn into the Bill Shakespear once you reject them.
Haha, exactly, lol!

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14802 on: 27 November 2021, 07:18:12 pm »
Him - hot body love incall
Me - no thank you
Him - incall now
Me - no thank you
Him - wey (think he meant why)
Me - because you can't string a coherent sentence together
Him - cunt, go get a ventilator down your throat slag
??
Lol, what a loser of a guy, haha!

Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14803 on: 27 November 2021, 09:32:11 pm »
I’ve had this email! Twice. Almost identical. One with feedback and another without.

Remember it well - ben Miller's face. It was the 1st email I never responded to. Speechless lol.

Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14804 on: 27 November 2021, 09:37:01 pm »
I actually had one this week who thought "Oi oi!" was an acceptable opening for a booking. Like wtaf?

Got a text tonight 'yo'