First words telephone call;Him:Are you available?Me:NoHim:That's a waste of time isn't it?Me:YesHo hum
...Complete stranger: "...as if I'm a workman needing to fix something. You need to go down to Reception for something and leave me alone in your room for a few minutes. When you come back you catch me going through your underwear and sniffing it"Me: "Yes sure, I'll give you maybe 5 minutes? Should be long enough to find my cash, phone, car keys and laptop shouldn't it?" :
Incredible! We're the unpaid foil for their bad temper.Monty Python 'Argument Sketch' sketch applies...A man walks into an office.Man: 'I'd like to book an argument.' Receptionist: I see. Well, do you want to have the full argument, or were you thinking of taking a course?
Poetry from the mouth of a scholar and a gentleman.Probably referring to his Savaloy!
Hey Celeste my girl! Those novelist types, did you see them in the end?I assume they get off on the writing and would pop in 3 seconds if they turn up.
Him - hot body love incallMe - no thank youHim - incall nowMe - no thank youHim - wey (think he meant why)Me - because you can't string a coherent sentence togetherHim - cunt, go get a ventilator down your throat slag
This belongs in the new age dictionary of C19 insults surely? This is what I've been saying. They use 'me-so-horny-text-spk' in their undisclosed role play with us then suddenly turn into the Bill Shakespear once you reject them.
