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saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14805 on: 26 November 2021, 12:23:32 am »
No 😇pie🥧, both times what they wanted was waaaay too pistachio for my vanilla ass😉. Should’ve sent’em round to you, bwahhhhhhh.

pistachio!!  ;D
Yah... 'I'm down to my last 22 million my mom left me', he sniffed into his lace hanky. 'And the 30 million my dad threw in my face when we got married'. 'Wha'dya mean my 'real' dad!'

Marcie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14806 on: 26 November 2021, 01:03:51 am »
These are the kind of email's I'm getting...

1. Will you fart in my face?  :FF 

2. Can you lift me up

3. Hey gorgeous, text me

4. Reading.............( yep, that's all I got )

5. Will you throw custard pies in my face  :FF 

Such wordsmiths....really........I'm spoilt for choice! Great time to get back into escorting!  ;D


Milf-glos

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14807 on: 26 November 2021, 11:30:27 am »
TLDR Email
Basically would I sit on his face for 12 hrs overnight and not get up. Did I have any BBW friends who would join me to sit on him.

thickthighs

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14808 on: 26 November 2021, 12:12:46 pm »
TLDR Email
Basically would I sit on his face for 12 hrs overnight and not get up. Did I have any BBW friends who would join me to sit on him.

Hahaha I’m a BBW and free lol

thickthighs

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14809 on: 26 November 2021, 12:13:44 pm »
These are the kind of email's I'm getting...

1. Will you fart in my face?  :FF 

2. Can you lift me up

3. Hey gorgeous, text me

4. Reading.............( yep, that's all I got )

5. Will you throw custard pies in my face  :FF 

Such wordsmiths....really........I'm spoilt for choice! Great time to get back into escorting!  ;D

Number two I keep seeing on the reverse bookings I mean what does he actually want you to do a Firemans carry? Intrigued

saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14810 on: 26 November 2021, 12:30:36 pm »
Number two I keep seeing on the reverse bookings I mean what does he actually want you to do a Firemans carry? Intrigued

I had number 1
I had number 2 as well. Yes they have a strong-girl/girl wrestler or bodybuilder fantasy.


Yah... 'I'm down to my last 22 million my mom left me', he sniffed into his lace hanky. 'And the 30 million my dad threw in my face when we got married'. 'Wha'dya mean my 'real' dad!'

PinkR2021

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14811 on: 26 November 2021, 12:31:49 pm »
TLDR Email
Basically would I sit on his face for 12 hrs overnight and not get up. Did I have any BBW friends who would join me to sit on him.
I’ve had this email! Twice. Almost identical. One with feedback and another without.

fallen angel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14812 on: 26 November 2021, 02:32:02 pm »
I had number 1
I had number 2 as well. Yes they have a strong-girl/girl wrestler or bodybuilder fantasy.

I've had no. 1 and no.5
Some right weirdos about

Milf-glos

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14813 on: 27 November 2021, 10:17:48 am »
Hahaha I’m a BBW and free lol

I hate face sitting at the best of times. Does nothing for me other than hurt my hips.

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14814 on: 27 November 2021, 07:15:40 pm »
Random Grinch- Available tonight? postcode?  :(

Me- If English isn't your first language please contact a provider who speaks your language. :)

Random Grinch- Sorry I didn't know I required an essay to book. Maybe put that on your profile to avoid further confusion :(

Curious how he switches from lazy-ass texting to full sentences when pulled up on his rudeness. Horny and angry at the same time. Guess he made a date with his hand last night tho.
Haha, well said, SS!  ;D

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14815 on: 27 November 2021, 07:17:31 pm »
This belongs in the new age dictionary of C19 insults surely?
This is what I've been saying. They use 'me-so-horny-text-spk' in their undisclosed role play with us then suddenly turn into the Bill Shakespear once you reject them.
Haha, exactly, lol!

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14816 on: 27 November 2021, 07:18:12 pm »
Him - hot body love incall
Me - no thank you
Him - incall now
Me - no thank you
Him - wey (think he meant why)
Me - because you can't string a coherent sentence together
Him - cunt, go get a ventilator down your throat slag
??
Lol, what a loser of a guy, haha!

Milf-glos

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14817 on: 27 November 2021, 09:32:11 pm »
I’ve had this email! Twice. Almost identical. One with feedback and another without.

Remember it well - ben Miller's face. It was the 1st email I never responded to. Speechless lol.

Milf-glos

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14818 on: 27 November 2021, 09:37:01 pm »
I actually had one this week who thought "Oi oi!" was an acceptable opening for a booking. Like wtaf?

Got a text tonight 'yo'

Milf-glos

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14819 on: 27 November 2021, 10:02:23 pm »
New email today
I want to book you for an hour. I would prefer to talk but can't see your number anywhere

This was at 6am this morning.