Hagglers?
grrrrrr
Okay, had a guy wanted a super quick quickie, I said 50?ill only take a few minutes liteally, okay 45?deal was done.
He was late, I'm only going to have time for 10 minutes now, can you do it for 30 ?ffs okay
Phone call, hi can you do it for 20 quid.
ME..well as i can see you sitting in your car on the phone you are only wasting your own time so you can either drive away with a hard on and find some muppet who will see you for the price of a couple of packets of fags or you can come upstairs for what time you have left for 45..or deal is off
him..aww, okay
He arrived, was in and out within 3 minutes?i got the 45. Turned out he was on the way to buy a new sofa and was taking it out of his sofa money?dear god
Then some other poor guy caught me in the wrong moment at home, tripped over my chair getting to him, stubbed toe and hit knee on other chair then answered phone to "do you do discounts" "NOOOOO" "oh but i want two hours" "HAVE LESS TIME THEN" "i can give you 250 instead of 260" "noooooo would you haggle for your shopping or your shoes or your car or with your mortgage broker every month" ?..talk about cutting off my own nose?jeezus christ?he was only asking for a tenner off, just at the wrong time of the morning.
I really need to learn to not get huffy puffy