One thing that really annoys me is, when a client contacts you, asking if you will accept less money, because his regular girls has lower rates.   One older gentleman contacted me today saying he will give £500 for a overnight,  because that is how much his other girls accept.......my overnight fee is £790 btw. Which is very reasonable for a 12 hour overnight booking.
When I politely refused, he then accepted to pay my price. 6 hours later, he contacts me again , saying he wants to cancel because he has made arrangements with a old flame, and she does not charge him anything,  because she genuinely has feelings for him. He then types a paragraph about how they have had many foreign holidays and trips away, and she never asks him for money, and he is going to hold on to his money instead right now. He said he has to travel a extra hour and a half to see her, but she is worth it.  Lol He said he may contact me in the future.
He then apologises and says,  sorry for the inconvenience.  I did not reply back, and just blocked the idiot.
WTF !!!  Do these men forget we are escorts?? I get so tired with this type of bull*ck . Ffs 

I'm into rap so I can do a bit of translation into Queens English here, I know what 'fam' is but what's a 'naija boy' though?

Constantly texting me to make a booking (client I already know so he doesn't have to call) and it taking 5/6 texts, and my time, just to make a fuckin' half hour booking, asking how I am and all that crap, why can't they save the smalltalk bullshit for the booking?

If I wasn't so skint then he'd be sacked but I'll sack him off soon, Christ I've hardly any regulars left, they all go bad in the end with me, and I bore easily of them but I never get bored of their money of course:)

Have I written about this? Over 50 brain🧠here.

Twice now I’ve gotten clients who’ve booked, then an hour or so before, they’ll ask for a lower rate because they’re driving so far.

Sorry, I should add they chose to only do a hhr visit. (I don’t mind those) I’m completely perplexed bc I don’t see how this is MY problem🤷🏼‍♀️.

Both times I’ve very excitedly said I had a great solution: book a longer appointment.

Shocker. They don’t want to DO that🙄. I actually asked 1 to give me his address😆😆. What? Why?

Well, to see where you’re coming from & if it is indeed 50 minutes as you’re claiming.

I’m not giving you that!

Then clearly you’re a liar, sir. Funny. Neither of them showed🤔.

The ones that have to be too vocal and make so much noise constantly through the booking.

Had one this evening that kept going 'mmm yeah... mmm fuck yeah baby'.

Really had to refrain a couple of times from telling him to shut up. Thankfully these are rare for me.

 
Had a regular that would say - you like daddy's cock , yeah give it to daddy

I had to tell him, I wont do this to my daddy so please stop this daddy stuff......he laughed , we still 'friends'

Asking when you're next available, being told in x days time and then they respond asking can you do today. 

Regulars not listening to a thing you say/not accepting no for an answer and texting at bloody ridiculous times.

One reg text not so long ago at 12.30am asking when I was working again. He text again recently at 1.30am asking the same. Ask me at a fucking normal time that won't piss me off! My phone is off overnight but it still winds me up when I see the time they contacted me. 

Had one recently asking when are you next available? I told him Tuesday. He then asks can you see me today? If I could see you today, I would have fucking said I am available today. I ignore it, he asks again. I tell him no, as stated I am not available until Tuesday! He says okay can I send pictures... He is fully aware that's not something I do. Strike two. One more and he's being binned off.

Another one asked a while back if I would consider an overnight, I told him I am unable to do them. A short time later he mentions an overnight and booking a hotel for us. I've already told him I can't do them, so I just ignore this. He then mentions it again asking me to choose a day in a couple of weeks that will suit me best for an overnight....I respond telling him I CAN'T do overnights, I have other commitments overnight/early morning! I shouldn't have had to say why, my first answer should have been enough. However, I thought maybe if I make it clear it isn't going to happen because of other commitments, maybe he will listen. Oh, he listened alright. I haven't heard a thing since and considering he has always responded almost immediately I am fairly sure he is sulking about it. If he sulks to the point of not booking again that will be a shame as I genuinely enjoyed our bookings  and his personality etc. However, I'm not rearranging my personal life to suit any client's needs. 

It's bad enough when the idiots and timewasters don't listen. Regulars should know better.