Author Topic: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!! (Read 746831 times)

Maz · « **Reply #3375 on:** 24 March 2021, 04:04:59 pm »

Just finished a booking with a client asking what turns me on and then asking if he was making me wet

Then when he came and started to remove the condom, he pulled it off so it flung and splashed everywhere!

fallen angel · « **Reply #3376 on:** 24 March 2021, 11:27:22 pm »

Quote from: Maz on 24 March 2021, 04:04:59 pm

Just finished a booking with a client asking what turns me on and then asking if he was making me wet

Then when he came and started to remove the condom, he pulled it off so it flung and splashed everywhere!

I always remove the condom, most guys seem to like that and a bit of attention to clean them up, stops that spunk splashing horror!
Asking if he was making me wet

instant block for being a weirdo

Zandie · « **Reply #3377 on:** 27 March 2021, 01:35:57 pm »

A client ive seen 4 times in a year heads straight into my bathroom on arrival WITHOUT ASKING or even a hello, locks the door then stay in there for 12mins on a 30min booking and moans when I indicate times up after 35mins of actual service (never mind that I constantly had to remind him to use his words not pull, tug and flip me over like a pancake at his will)

He then has the nerve to ask for another towel to shower before leaving and spends another 10mins in bathroom.

I always offer showering on arrival and departure but to head straight in there without asking and spend over 20mins in total is not on at all.....told him on his way out not to contact me again !!! and he looked surprised and asks why?

Just no manners

Snow Whitest · « **Reply #3378 on:** 27 March 2021, 06:32:29 pm »

Maybe you've just got a really really nice bathroom Zandie?

fallen angel · « **Reply #3379 on:** 27 March 2021, 10:59:30 pm »

Quote from: Zandie on 27 March 2021, 01:35:57 pm

A client ive seen 4 times in a year heads straight into my bathroom on arrival WITHOUT ASKING or even a hello, locks the door then stay in there for 12mins on a 30min booking and moans when I indicate times up after 35mins of actual service (never mind that I constantly had to remind him to use his words not pull, tug and flip me over like a pancake at his will)

He then has the nerve to ask for another towel to shower before leaving and spends another 10mins in bathroom.

I always offer showering on arrival and departure but to head straight in there without asking and spend over 20mins in total is not on at all.....told him on his way out not to contact me again !!! and he looked surprised and asks why?

Just no manners

Totally disgusting behaviour.
I would have pulled him up the second he was heading off without acknowledging me.
When they are in my space I expect them to show respect and follow my rules.
Sounds like he is just a cheapskate who wanted the luxury of a leisurely hour long booking whilst only paying for 30 mins.
Good on you for telling him he wouldn't be welcomed back.

Saffy · « **Reply #3380 on:** 28 March 2021, 12:37:58 am »

I had one he had a full on service half hour and then gets up and walks straight in the shower. If I had known he wanted a shower I would have finished him 5 minutes earlier. He's in the shower I can hear plastic bottles falling. I put cheap separate stuff in there for them. The door is open and hear "Can I get a coffee love?"!!!!!! There is nothing in my ad about refreshments. I told him no and hurry up because my phone was ringing. It was a bottom feeder region. Twice after this he tried to mess me about by booking then cancelling. A short ugly fuck who has been with a lot of attractive escorts so thinks he's a stud.

My rules are showering comes out of their time especially in HALF hour and one hour appointments. They have to come showered so that cuts out any disgusting things they might do in there. Also if I see a trail of anything disgusting on their used towel I won't be able to go ahead with the booking.

CelesteManchester · « **Reply #3381 on:** 28 March 2021, 02:20:36 am »

I get super annoyed about the bath mats. Sometimes I’ll have 1 hanging up on the bar to air dry bc the last asshole drenched it🙄, & they’ve literally left it hanging up, therefore getting water💦all over the floor.

It’s like, do you do this at home?🪓

Were you raised in a BARN? By wolves🐺?

By wolves🐺 in a barn??? *irritated look*

So then I make them go BACK in there & clean🧽the water up. I’m certainly not going to do it. Fucktards.

Maz · « **Reply #3382 on:** 28 March 2021, 08:55:13 am »

Quote from: Zandie on 27 March 2021, 01:35:57 pm

A client ive seen 4 times in a year heads straight into my bathroom on arrival WITHOUT ASKING or even a hello, locks the door then stay in there for 12mins on a 30min booking and moans when I indicate times up after 35mins of actual service (never mind that I constantly had to remind him to use his words not pull, tug and flip me over like a pancake at his will)

He then has the nerve to ask for another towel to shower before leaving and spends another 10mins in bathroom.

I always offer showering on arrival and departure but to head straight in there without asking and spend over 20mins in total is not on at all.....told him on his way out not to contact me again !!! and he looked surprised and asks why?

Just no manners

If he'd spent all that time in the bathroom I'd have told him his time was up and kicked him out when they'd reached 30mins. Sometimes I've just got up and dressed while they're still trying to bring themselves off.

I hate the ones that struggle to come and use up all their time to try and cum, then want a shower after. Had one do this the other day but he's normally so pleasant and polite that I couldn't say no to that one. If he books again I'll start sex earlier so he's done in time.

fallen angel · « **Reply #3383 on:** 28 March 2021, 11:48:05 am »

Quote from: Saffy on 28 March 2021, 12:37:58 am

I had one he had a full on service half hour and then gets up and walks straight in the shower. If I had known he wanted a shower I would have finished him 5 minutes earlier. He's in the shower I can hear plastic bottles falling. I put cheap separate stuff in there for them. The door is open and hear "Can I get a coffee love?"!!!!!! There is nothing in my ad about refreshments. I told him no and hurry up because my phone was ringing. It was a bottom feeder region. Twice after this he tried to mess me about by booking then cancelling. A short ugly fuck who has been with a lot of attractive escorts so thinks he's a stud.

My rules are showering comes out of their time especially in HALF hour and one hour appointments. They have to come showered so that cuts out any disgusting things they might do in there. Also if I see a trail of anything disgusting on their used towel I won't be able to go ahead with the booking.

Unbelievable cheek!
Clearly guys who can't really afford their chosen hobby and are determined to try and wring every last pennies worth out of it!
I too take showering out of their time and as you say, especially in shorter bookings. If they want to be cheap and book the cheapest option then they can't expect us to be giving our time away for free, time is money.
I used to have a guy who only ever booked 30 mins but wanted a shower before and after with a fresh towel for each and would spend ages in there! It's just taking the piss. Got to the point where I just ignored the phone when I saw it was him.

Zandie · « **Reply #3384 on:** 28 March 2021, 12:03:30 pm »

Quote from: Snow Whitest on 27 March 2021, 06:32:29 pm

Maybe you've just got a really really nice bathroom Zandie?

just another ill mannered opportunist, im glad he inadvertently caused his banning .......he was quite annoying on a good day

Zandie · « **Reply #3385 on:** 28 March 2021, 12:11:11 pm »

Quote from: fallen angel on 27 March 2021, 10:59:30 pm

Totally disgusting behaviour.
I would have pulled him up the second he was heading off without acknowledging me.
When they are in my space I expect them to show respect and follow my rules.
Sounds like he is just a cheapskate who wanted the luxury of a leisurely hour long booking whilst only paying for 30 mins.
Good on you for telling him he wouldn't be welcomed back.

I usually call out bad behaviour. ... i think i was in shock at the level of disrespect tbh

Im glad he wont be returning , i ll have flashbacks of rage if i see him again

Zandie · « **Reply #3386 on:** 28 March 2021, 12:47:32 pm »

Quote from: CelesteManchester on 28 March 2021, 02:20:36 am

I get super annoyed about the bath mats. Sometimes I’ll have 1 hanging up on the bar to air dry bc the last asshole drenched it🙄, & they’ve literally left it hanging up, therefore getting water💦all over the floor.

It’s like, do you do this at home?🪓

Were you raised in a BARN? By wolves🐺?

By wolves🐺 in a barn??? *irritated look*

So then I make them go BACK in there & clean🧽the water up. I’m certainly not going to do it. Fucktards.

I get that too.......... as well as walking around as they dry off .... leaving puddles of foot prints everywhere!!!........and leaving wet towels on my bed....AARRGH

Dont even get me started on the ones that leave pubes / hair and /or black sock fluff on bath mats and in the bath .....Animals i tell you, pure animals

Zandie · « **Reply #3387 on:** 28 March 2021, 01:10:47 pm »

Quote from: Maz on 28 March 2021, 08:55:13 am

If he'd spent all that time in the bathroom I'd have told him his time was up and kicked him out when they'd reached 30mins. Sometimes I've just got up and dressed while they're still trying to bring themselves off.

I hate the ones that struggle to come and use up all their time to try and cum, then want a shower after. Had one do this the other day but he's normally so pleasant and polite that I couldn't say no to that one. If he books again I'll start sex earlier so he's done in time.

Thank goodness i dont get the delayed cummers that often!!!

I usually ask at beginning of session if they are a two or one time cummer so i know how to deal with the two timers..... i get them to cum fairly quickly the first time...... then ask for specifics on how i can make them cum for the second one .......most know how and IF they will cum the second time, to those that pretend not to know........ once time is up i say im tired and it looks like its not going to happen but good thing the first one was so intense yeah? LOL

Zandie · « **Reply #3388 on:** 28 March 2021, 01:20:51 pm »

Quote from: Saffy on 28 March 2021, 12:37:58 am

I had one he had a full on service half hour and then gets up and walks straight in the shower. If I had known he wanted a shower I would have finished him 5 minutes earlier. He's in the shower I can hear plastic bottles falling. I put cheap separate stuff in there for them. The door is open and hear "Can I get a coffee love?"!!!!!! There is nothing in my ad about refreshments. I told him no and hurry up because my phone was ringing. It was a bottom feeder region. Twice after this he tried to mess me about by booking then cancelling. A short ugly fuck who has been with a lot of attractive escorts so thinks he's a stud.

My rules are showering comes out of their time especially in HALF hour and one hour appointments. They have to come showered so that cuts out any disgusting things they might do in there. Also if I see a trail of anything disgusting on their used towel I won't be able to go ahead with the booking.

My fear of restricting showers ( especially before the session) is the very high probability of SAABS (smelly arse and balls syndrome)....Taking a shower at home doesnt guarantee there wont be fart particles and sweat lingering ..... bad smells traumatise me .......

i cant take the risk

Maz · « **Reply #3389 on:** 28 March 2021, 01:30:36 pm »

Quote from: Zandie on 28 March 2021, 01:20:51 pm

My fear of restricting showers ( especially before the session) is the very high probability of SAABS (smelly arse and balls syndrome)....Taking a shower at home doesnt guarantee there wont be fart particles and sweat lingering ..... bad smells traumatise me ....... i cant take the risk

Lol, thankfully most of mine seem clean and smell free. Occasionally if they aren't, I'll run a baby wipe over them first.

Had a lovely older gentleman this week but he DID smell and taste unpleasant, even after I'd wiped him up. I couldn't stay down there long so just laid and cuddled with him instead.

See also the main SAAFE.info site for more Support And Advice For Escorts

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