Sometimes it is the way things are put that makes all the difference.

He probably speaks to his "Wife" like that (?).

I often feel some women tolerate these men, who give "orders" to women. . .

One, who gave me a list of bullet points towards "his requirement" didn't seem to think
it's not normal for SW providers to read his "micro thesis" on one full page (A4). 

Knowing the length of his feedback, these other women "obliged". .  .  .
The cycle continues .  .  .

I had a client recently who walked up all the flights of stairs to my flat having a loud chat with my neighbour and then Calling our loudly “Sammy, I’m here for the booking but not sure if you’re flat 5 or 6” with my neighbour standing next to him. I felt murderous and told him what a stupid twat he is

A new client who must think we do this for a hobby and not a living.  'Just let me know if you are hornier any earlier than thursday and we can meet earlier'.  Then today I ask him to arrive at midday as agreed and no earlier as I have an earlier booking.  He then says 'just text me when you are ready'.  No I replied 'See you midday as agreed.  I don't have time to text.'.

Does he expect texting all the time he is new to this world I believe lol.

Always used to piss me off when a bloke I had seen once or twice before when they were in Leeds on business,would ring and book when they came again for the same day or even within a couple of hours,then be surprised I wasn't available.
'You aren't available?But I was really looking forward to seeing you this time.I only get up to Leeds a couple times a year!'
Then not having a thing to say when I pointed out if they were really wanting to see me why didn't they book in  advance as soon as they knew they were coming to Leeds?
As said it's like some think you are sat just waiting for them to call!

I hear you! I can pretty much guarantee that most of my hotel outcalls will text me when they arrive, to tell me I can go there "now" if I like? As if I am sat around all day, waiting for their arrival!
Same when someone calls after months ( or even years) and assumes I have been sat there with suzzies on and car keys in hand - just waiting for them to say the word! 

I get this so much too & it's baffling. They'll confirm for a 1 pm appt, then text at noon & say they'll be here @ 12:15.

Takes willpower not to say, "So?"😆

If I'm ready, fine, come on up, let's get you in, get on with it, get it over with, get you out. Sometimes I feel mulish & say "We agreed on 1 pm. I'm not even at the hotel (feet up, watching Friends), I'll call you when I'm ready, which won't be until right around 1 o'clock.

They're always just shocked & they say, but I'm here now! I very politely (with the Hurricane Celeste edge to my voice) say, I am SO sorry! Did I miss a text where you changed the time? Did you want 12:15 & not 1? If so, why is the appt .... for...1 o'clock...? *my voice trails off uncertainly*

Yeah buddy. I'm making a point here & you damn well know it. I've never had anyone leave when they've arrived early to their session.

What's the matter with that?  I love it! Pull them in, happy bunnies all round!

Yes I totally agree  if it's outside the threshold and people roaming around! But full marks for enthusiasm lol! It makes my day when they pay up with one foot inside lol 

Massage clients who dribble and drool on my pillow when half asleep. I wasn't taught this in massage school and had to put a few pillows through the wash. For non dribblers I have multi layers of pillowcase, thick pillow protector, fluffy towel and massage paper. If I notice pre-dribble I put a flannel under their chops too. I take it as a semi-compliment.

OMG what! How horrid, was there a dispute or completely out of the blue? 
I only leave soap and lav roll...they can't be trusted.