yes it was more than strange Red... lol

God, turning up early is tied in first place of absolute pet hates with touching my hair. I tell them all on the phone not to be early because I won't be ready, and they still do it. Mostly I just ignore rhe phone until I'm ready.

They get asked not to touch my hair once, then I fasten it up tightly and swerve out of the way if their manky hands go near my head again. For repeat offenders I put it in a tight bun before I answer the door, although I haven't resorted to a headscarf yet

Balaclava then  ;

Balaclava then  ;

 

Turning up early, no apology no explanation.
Books for 12.30 turns up 12.05


Random - 'Im at landmark xxx'
Me - 'Good'
Random - 'Well?'
Me -'What time is your appointment?'
Random - '12.30'
Me -'OK'
Random - 'Well?
Me -'What time is your appointment?'
Random - '12.30'
Repeats whole convo a third time.....and I'm looking forward to not wanking his dick today. Got a one mile walk to busy myself with.

Me - 'Do you mean you want to come now?
Random - 'That's what I'm asking '
Me - 'No, you didn't ask me. I have a client here so I'll see you at 12.30 as we agreed'
Random - 'Forget it ' (.....he 'bangs' phone down in a manhuff)

That's mah girl!! *pats you on the back* I really♥️the deliberate denseness on your end😆. I mean, yay for being early & all that, but nearly a 1/2 hour? & expecting you to drop everything?
Come on, man. A text wouldn't have killed you.

This has probably been said over and over again but I can’t believe how many men can’t wash their arse properly  one of the hotels I use the bathroom is just frosted glass separating the bathroom to bedroom so I witness clients washing, I see and hear them use the shower gel provided, I make a point of watching to see they’ve washed the man bits and arse but sure enough when I go down on them or they are on their front for a massage I get that stale arse smell or notice bits of fluff etc at the top of bum cheeks! Don’t they realise they need to wash the whole way up. Makes me mad as if it was the other way around you can be sure there would be a lovely detailed negative review about me and my terrible lack of hygiene.

Another thing that annoys me is when a regular client messages to say that they really want to see you but they only have this amount of money, I always say ah no worries I’m sure I’ll see you soon! But sure enough they see you the next tine your working and have the right amount. Makes me cringe trying to get a discount.

Another thing is no shows, JUST CANCEL!!!

At the end of an outcall booking when a client asks me to drop by for a free spontaneous shag at best/£20 for petrol if I really have to "coffee" when I am next in town  on a visit to someone else
I used to be really polite, now I just tell them that the client I will be seeing will be paying good money to watch me drink his own excellent coffee on his own time. But.. thanks anyway

So since I've been independent I've been working from home... I don't tell clients this and they only ever see the bathroom and the bedroom, nothing personal or anything. Anyway, a client I have seen about 4/5 times mentioned he would like to date me as I am 'definitely his type.' I say I am not interested in dating, change the topic blah blah blah. Yesterday I get home from doing the grocery shopping, wasn't working so had on my track pants and a jumper, and this guy leaps out of his car and says 'AHA! Got you on your day off I see! Let me help me with your groceries." and tries to take a bag off me, probably hoping to come in to 'socialise' on my day off. I was really pissed off, and told him im not working and that it is wrong on so many levels! He acted shocked that I was pissed off which made me even more annoyed! Ughhhh I don't get how some people can be so bloody thick!

That is unforgiveable! This has been said many times but how would men like him feel or react if we turned up at their home uninvited! I have always believed that despite what a lot of clients say they are only really concerned with their own safety and not ours.

So he stakes out your house, spying on you, waiting an unknown period of time..possibly hours who know! Despite your refusal, of his proposal tries to manipulate entry into your home. I don't think he's thick at all. He's an obsessive, fully prepared, highly motivated stalker. Needs to be nipped in the bud as these people are often unpredictable and mentally unstable.
He's now moved out of the category of annoying client into the red zone.

Did you happen to jot down his car numberplate just in case?