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geordie

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2865 on: 17 May 2019, 08:47:31 pm »
My tap water is fine for me so fine for clients to not drink  ;D

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2866 on: 24 May 2019, 09:11:27 am »
Guys turned up over 20 minutes late expecting to be seen but the hood up, face hiding, made me extra cautious so I told him to naff off.  Got accused of being racist becuse he was black. Told him I knew he'd be black on the phone when he said his name was Dre.  ::)

Barrage of threats for bad reviews ensued. Told him to fill his boots. Would actually have to of actually seen me to leave a bad review. Jackass. 

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2867 on: 24 May 2019, 03:21:01 pm »
It's so nice to know that's it's not only me that has to put up with some of these irritations lol. I've heard that we all get more mellow as we get older but I'm 54 now and getting less tolerant to some of their bullshit. Had one punter last week looking terrified on my doorstep cos I'd just sent him a snotty text for being late as I didn't think he was coming..he turned out to be one of the nicer guys and I did feel a bit mean for telling him off ;D

Strange one, in life I am becoming more mellow - in work I am waaaay less tolerant and more irritable! 41 now, I think I'll be a pro domme by 54!!!!!
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Rosesugar

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« Reply #2868 on: 27 May 2019, 01:19:17 am »
Some clients used to try to make morning bookings that they don't turn up for which is irritating to say the least .I now tell them to call hour before hand to confirm ..guess what they don't so it's now something I've become intolerant too I only offer bookings from my start time instead .

geordie

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2869 on: 29 May 2019, 09:15:30 am »
Getting really fucking fed up of clients who can’t be arsed to read my profile and at least see what I offer before contacting me!

I always ask for an idea of services requested when booking so that I can check they’re happy with what I do and don’t do, and the sheer amount of people that can’t be bothered to look is getting right on my tits. I’ve knocked back 3 okay sounding people already this morning because they have no idea what I offer and ask for things I don’t do  :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2870 on: 29 May 2019, 08:17:47 pm »
yesterday i had a client so...kind of client that you think why i do this job? ahah
sorry for complain small things..Why f** they bring flowers and plants? I hate them!
more biscuit, chocolates...that i hate too! got 10 bottle of champagne, wine, liquors...I do not drink!  :FF :FF :FF i do not like sweet things!  :FF :FF all time to move with all bottles is fu** annoying!

i mean why i should take care of a plant that you bring to me which i am going to remember you forever! another client bring me one in the past! ahah 3 days died!  >:D

more disgusting breath! absolutely not personality matching!...
each 2 minutes ask me is it good? .... check my manicure like police (i do not use polish, my nail are short)
pussy workshop for all booking, fake some orgasms because i was not excited by him even i closed my eyes..
10000 questions why this, why there, you do it for money...

honestly the worst booking ever!  ;D put in the bin the plant and i keep the vase! :) biscuits i will give away!
i needed to share it, just to unwind! nothing so bad btw!




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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2871 on: 29 May 2019, 08:21:18 pm »
Strange one, in life I am becoming more mellow - in work I am waaaay less tolerant and more irritable! 41 now, I think I'll be a pro domme by 54!!!!!

i am the same...so before to send a text...(when they are late) i scroll on instagram...because me i am able after 1mn late to cancel the booking!  ;D now i find my solution...like meditation!  ;D

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2872 on: 29 May 2019, 08:22:54 pm »
Some clients used to try to make morning bookings that they don't turn up for which is irritating to say the least .I now tell them to call hour before hand to confirm ..guess what they don't so it's now something I've become intolerant too I only offer bookings from my start time instead .

instead to refuse them, you could ask for deposit in a sensible time! like early morning (just a suggestion) works for me!

Rosesugar

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2873 on: 30 May 2019, 09:00:18 pm »
instead to refuse them, you could ask for deposit in a sensible time! like early morning (just a suggestion) works for me!
Thanks mysecret I've nothing to loose will try this on tour .

saltysweet

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« Reply #2874 on: 31 May 2019, 10:56:56 am »
Nice job set up....but yet another adult who doesn't know his left from his right. I gave him 2 chances to make the 2 minute stroll. Then told him not to bother. He's not gonna be normal in the room is he?
« Last Edit: 31 May 2019, 11:13:23 am by saltysweet »

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2875 on: 31 May 2019, 11:19:08 pm »
Nice job set up....but yet another adult who doesn't know his left from his right. I gave him 2 chances to make the 2 minute stroll. Then told him not to bother. He's not gonna be normal in the room is he?

Oh I hate these - so frustrating! I had one the other day who despite me giving him the postcode (which brings you directly to my road) and road name ended up down a random road in the next village  :FF

Lushblossom

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2876 on: 01 June 2019, 05:35:11 am »
I used to give them my best John Lewis drinking glasses and filtered glasses but as most of them only take two sips then let it sit there I now give bog standard glasses with tap water.

saltysweet

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« Reply #2877 on: 02 June 2019, 05:36:13 pm »
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« Last Edit: 02 June 2019, 06:35:26 pm by saltysweet »

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2878 on: 06 June 2019, 10:11:54 pm »
Constant booking changes. This guy prebooked the full hour, but went from incall, outcall at a residence, outcall at hotel, reschedule til tomorrow morning outcall at hotel. Prebooked/prepaid but doing my fucking head in. 4x? Thankfully he claims he'll cover my transport but, jeez. I scheduled a taxi and had to cancel as he didn't have but a few hr. Well duh, you've went from an incall to a 45 min outcall journey, then on my way yet detoured for 1h9 min journey, then taxi on the way prepaid- you change again?
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2879 on: 06 June 2019, 11:03:25 pm »
Constant booking changes. This guy prebooked the full hour, but went from incall, outcall at a residence, outcall at hotel, reschedule til tomorrow morning outcall at hotel. Prebooked/prepaid but doing my fucking head in. 4x? Thankfully he claims he'll cover my transport but, jeez. I scheduled a taxi and had to cancel as he didn't have but a few hr. Well duh, you've went from an incall to a 45 min outcall journey, then on my way yet detoured for 1h9 min journey, then taxi on the way prepaid- you change again?

Get that client to prepay your Addison Lee in advance before making your way to him be clear the prepaid taxi not part of your outcall fee,  not you get to his place and him cover the costs upon arrival as he has already been mucking you about. One minute his in a house next in a hotel dodgy person.