Think that they are the exception to whatever you say.

Recently had someone ask can he see me, apologised that I was fully booked. "It would only be for five minutes as I am busy too."

Yeah, I'm still fully booked. Sod off. 

Ask for a drink and don't drink it

Kiss me while still chewing gum. Put it in the bin ffs!

I TELL them to put it in the bin if they don’t do it of their own accord.

Gross habit, I don’t want their old gum near my mouth.

A guy yesterday with no lips kept dragging his mouth around my forehead wtf is that about..? Had another one pinch my cheek. Got nerve pain on that side too. Wanted to punch him.

When they ask for tea and don't drink it. Especially at start of booking and go straight into wanting to fuck. Why I don't offer tea anymore.

Only Water and it is in the small shot glass.

I don't offer hot drinks - it means leaving them alone while I go and faff about and they never drink it. I used to keep those little cans of different soft drinks in the fridge (Coke, Sprite and so on - they were 4 for a pound in Wilko for years) but so much got wasted it pissed me off and I only offer water now too. Nine times out of ten they don't drink that either.

Starting to feel really bad about having never really offered a drink unless it’s obviously hinted at. :/ Oops. Something to add to my list I guess
Xx

I have always offered a drink at the start and most ask for water (they get tap water) or a juice. My kettle has always just boiled (to cut down on time out of the room) in case they want tea or instant coffee but hardly any want that.

If you want to offer bottled water, buy large bottles and pour into small glasses. If you are in London or Oxford or somewhere with bad water, I can see the point of bottled water.

If you have good tap water, then just refill the large bottle and put it in the fridge so it's nice and cold.