Had one that wouldn't stop talking about his ex. Was incredibly off putting and wasn't impressed with how he spoke about her.

When now ex- regulars make pathetic & misguided attempts to either manipulate or ingratiate themselves by texting / emailing to "warn" me that I am being talked about negatively on the-punting- forum- that-shall-not-be-named in order to try and 'win' me back....

FFS, I've been working long enough now to have experienced this a few times, in various guises 

....my 'favourite' one so far *scarcasm* being a client who, after quite a few 'normal' ie 'enjoyable & safe bookings in quick succession then suddenly and horribly revealed himself to be a covert bareback- hunter (you know, the type who "wouldn't do it with any other service provider"....aye, righty-ho mate and who often present in public as being anti-bb). He asserted that now he was my "regular" ,  protected sex could be dispensed with

After messaging him later on to advise I wouldn't see him again (felt uncomfortable due to both his sneakiness & that he was obviously prepared to put his sexual health at such risk out of either ignorance or stupidity; I'm not sure which  )

This bloke then had the audacity a few weeks later, ( I am shaking my head as I type this, even now  ) to message giving me a "heads-up", you know, just out the goodness of his heart that he'd just learned that a "well known" local punter who also happens to be a prolific reviewer and is very vocal about his anti-bb views, was interested in booking me... Mr Cheeky Twat Ex Client wanted to check that I was still practising safe sex or, and I quote "it could be disastrous for your reputation"

I was so fucking livid that words utterly failed me for once...Actually I'm glad about that as silence was all this cheeky cunt deserved

 

* Disclaimer: I have no issue by the way, with either clients or service providers wanting/offering full bareback sex if they are up front about it (I really quite admire them actually given the often nasty/ uncalled for backlash thrown in their direction) My bugbear is with these sneaky bloody hypocrites who on public forums clearly haven't got the courage of their convictions  It's this kind of punters deploying underhanded and/or manipulative tactics in order to get bareback services "UTC" that really get my fucking goat Errrrgh!!! End Disclaimer*

Repeatedly try and ask questions, many invasive (often more than once)

- what my real name is
- why I started doing this/how long
- do I have any friends in the business
- do I rent this long or short term
- is he the first client of the day
- am I discreet

This and much more all in one bloody booking 

I always answer them with their questions give them back their question but I change it - So like this
I do not answer their stupid questions.

- Also what is your real name
- why do you see escorts and for how long
- do you also  have any friends in the business of seeing escorts
- Am I your first escort you seen of the day
- Are you also discreet

I always answer them with their questions give them back their question but I change it - So like this
I do not answer their stupid questions.

- Also what is your real name
- why do you see escorts and for how long
- do you also  have any friends in the business of seeing escorts
- Am I your first escort you seen of the day
- Are you also discreet

Good idea I never thought to do that, its a bloody cheek and they wouldn’t like it thrown back at them like that.

I just head them off or change the subject, but so wearing.

I do similar 

Me too. Any question I get which I do not like I either turn it back to them or just smile, raise my eyebrows but say nothing. They usually get the message (specially when they are struggling into their trousers and look a bit silly) 

Ask "So what on earth brought you to live in [home city]?" with a sneery look.

How about you fuck off.

Southern by birth, Northern by the grace of god and a transplant.

Slag off Yorkshire and you won't get another booking with me.

Asking me, a foreign touring escort, where I am in relation to other local places.

"I'm right at junction 12 off the M44."

"How far is that from Thatched-under-Obscurity?"

How the fuck should I know?!

Also when they ask me about bus routes.