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Lucie268

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2670 on: 31 October 2018, 01:03:41 pm »
I get this none sense too
Plus  oh when are you coming to their town ,like we would go all the way to a random location just to suit a telephone enquiry
Yeah I remember one guy asking if I would travel all the way to wherever the fuck he was at the other end of the UK, I said no and he said he'd make it worth my while and book two hours  ::) Yes of course I'll travel half a day for two hours work with a client I've never even seen before. Definitely worth it.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2671 on: 31 October 2018, 01:32:38 pm »
Incall yesterday, he went off to shower and came back after approximately 2 seconds. Wanted a BJ straight away, I just *knew* he wouldn't be clean.. I asked to him politely, do you mind going back into the bathroom and having a proper wash? He refused, trying to tell me the white stuff was just "dry skin"  ::) I then cleaned him off with a wet wipe and showed him how to shower properly lol. He said he doesn't like it because it's not very sexy  :FF
I'd have loved to say something along the lines of do you think it's sexy for me to suck on that?

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« Reply #2672 on: 01 November 2018, 09:06:30 am »
Incall yesterday, he went off to shower and came back after approximately 2 seconds. Wanted a BJ straight away, I just *knew* he wouldn't be clean.. I asked to him politely, do you mind going back into the bathroom and having a proper wash? He refused, trying to tell me the white stuff was just "dry skin"  ::) I then cleaned him off with a wet wipe and showed him how to shower properly lol. He said he doesn't like it because it's not very sexy  :FF
I'd have loved to say something along the lines of do you think it's sexy for me to suck on that?

A man was so riddled with cock cheese I threw up chased him and told him to go to the doctor.

He had a shower came out it was wet and heavy and falling off his cock he thought that was normal seemed to have no idea what it was

Kept asking me to look at it to prove it was nothing bad kept showing me his normal cock the smell made me baff and i had to throw out towels bath mat disinfect the shower scrub everything I lost so much money I had to cancel bookings

It was dripping off landing on his bare feet and my bath mat

I told him to stand still and i bought his clothes into him and didnt let him move until he was dressed.

He was a married man complained his wife would not have sex with him!!!

He kept asking for another shower but no I was not cleaning his cheese out of my plug hole there was enough in it already he is lucky he got a towel to dry himself, the towel was riddled went straight in the bin outside.

The ones that quick shower and break the dirt seal so the old dirt underneath stinks through OMG

The ones that refuse to shower lie on the bed gyrate sexily ooze sex appeal make kissy come F me faces and all you can smell is dried piss

Nothing ever will be sexy not even money when you smell of dried piss and feces

Why someone would spend an hour to drive to you give you £200 then refuse to wash so they get told that I cant do that you refused to shower is beyond me
« Last Edit: 01 November 2018, 09:10:07 am by PissedOffPrincess »

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2673 on: 01 November 2018, 10:30:29 am »
I don't recall ever having one as bad as the above post and hope I never do.

Yesterday though a new client who was very clean from his forehead to his feet had forgotten to wash his hair in the shower before his visit. He had a thick crop of very greasy dark hair and a side parting which showed so much dandruff! Awful and I was mentally thinking should I throw out my pillow cases after he has gone. They are still in a plastic bag and I may just boil wash them.

With me, I can put up with some messy things but certain other things I find sickly. Dandruff is one of them.

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« Reply #2674 on: 01 November 2018, 11:45:04 am »
When you have paid for AT on AW and get loads of texts asking;

‘Are you working today?’

‘Are you free today?’

Etc.....

Just wish they would take note of the AT at the top of the profile and get to the bloody point and enquire about what times you have available

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« Reply #2675 on: 01 November 2018, 09:51:30 pm »
Asking if they can get a discount for wanting only a BJ. I mean, first of all you’re paying for my time not my service and I personally enjoy sex more than a blowjob!

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« Reply #2676 on: 01 November 2018, 11:00:24 pm »
Oh Sweet Lord POP and Justine I feel sick. This is a good reason for not working from home although the one time I had someone with epic BO that stunk out my hotel room was enough for me and still fucking disgusting. I can't do unpleasant smells. But your two stories are beyond foul.

Sometimes we do not get paid enough.

Sarastar1

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« Reply #2677 on: 02 November 2018, 12:52:00 pm »
Asking if they can get a discount for wanting only a BJ. I mean, first of all you’re paying for my time not my service and I personally enjoy sex more than a blowjob!

Yes! I’ve had texts requesting oral only for £30!

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« Reply #2678 on: 02 November 2018, 12:56:24 pm »
Yesterday I had a client contact me in the morning about a quickie booking in the evening.

Gave him the postcode to check his journey and clearly told him to let me know immediately if he can’t make it etc and also to confirm at a specific time.

He confirmed at the agreed time.


So half an hour before the booking he messages telling me he just looked on google maps and I’m
An hour from his office.
He had the postcode since the morning :FF



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« Reply #2679 on: 02 November 2018, 08:26:09 pm »
When they show up late and don't bother even apologising. At least if they apologise, there is a slight chance I will give them their full time because let's face it, shit happens sometimes. No apology, every single minute late is being deducted from their time.

Had one today, 45 minutes arranged for 1pm. I text the buzzer details a few mins before , as I always do. The dude texts me at 1.03pm "ok, am on my way". I reply "on your way from where exactly because you should have been chapping at my door 3 minutes ago". He replied "I'll be 4 minutes exactly". He showed up at 1.15pm, no apology, no reference to his late keeping, he was shown the door at 1.45pm.

It just puts me in a shitty mood when they are late but don't warn me beforehand. I'm normally quite lenient if they let me know because I know how bad traffic can be in my area.

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« Reply #2680 on: 03 November 2018, 01:29:30 pm »
I had one who was 25 mins late yesterday and got no apology from him.
I didn’t put much effort into the booking and got him out as quickly as I could as he’d pissed me off so much.

The ones who are really early drive me mad too. I get a message 20 mins before the booking is due to start telling me they are parked up and asking for my door number so they can head over.

Eh no mate! I’m still getting ready and will be at least another 15 minutes grrrr

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« Reply #2681 on: 03 November 2018, 05:11:12 pm »
When they email or text saying 'Can I see you around dinnertime'.  Boils my piss!

Firstly it should be LUNCH not dinner one of my pet hates is calling lunchtime dinner.

Secondly a lunch hour can be surely anytime between 12 and 130 pm??

Can they not specify a little it makes it hard trying to prize a time out of people sometimes .....!

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« Reply #2682 on: 03 November 2018, 06:37:50 pm »
When they email or text saying 'Can I see you around dinnertime'.  Boils my piss!

Firstly it should be LUNCH not dinner one of my pet hates is calling lunchtime dinner.

Secondly a lunch hour can be surely anytime between 12 and 130 pm??

Can they not specify a little it makes it hard trying to prize a time out of people sometimes .....!

I call lunch dinner (middle of the day) and what you call dinner I call tea (evening meal). It varies from where you come from. :)

But I agree that being vague about a booking time is irritating and twattish, like you have nothing else to do but paint your nails & wait for him...

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« Reply #2683 on: 04 November 2018, 09:47:43 am »
When they email or text saying 'Can I see you around dinnertime'.  Boils my piss!

Firstly it should be LUNCH not dinner one of my pet hates is calling lunchtime dinner.

Secondly a lunch hour can be surely anytime between 12 and 130 pm??

Can they not specify a little it makes it hard trying to prize a time out of people sometimes .....!

You have probably just outed yourself as a Southerner  :D

I don't like vagueness either though ( just outed myself - as a Capricorn  ;D )

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« Reply #2684 on: 04 November 2018, 07:07:35 pm »
I like toast as much as anyone, just not for breakfast, dinner and tea.
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