They take Viagra for several bookings on the trot - eventually get hard, but as soon as the condom goes on,  they flop - and they blame you for not putting it in before it goes soft again (which tends to be a millisecond!!!)
Yes, we get paid a lot and are bloody patient, but cannot be responsible for the flops when everyone else you see who uses Viagra manages just fine with a successful conclusion!
Advise them to see GP with said floppy dick, whilst taking Viagra and they just cannot be bothered as we are "paid to make them explode"

I personally think, they are wasting our time and their money!

Just had a bloke ringing up asking for domination.
I don’t offer it. Quite clear from my ads I’m very vanilla. Then asking if I was submissive and if he could do dom on me lol. Why don’t they read the bloody profiles

They can't read only look at photos and add numbers to their phones

If you ask me it is disrespectful not to read our profiles.  I have put a lot of effort into mine.  Although having said that some clients who have bothered to read the profiles can still turn out to be annoying in other ways so it is no guarantee of a good meet.

The idiot yesterday who was to stupid to follow simple instructions

It's the cold weather making them wee lol.

Don’t bother looking at/asking my location before booking then cancelling when they realise where I am 

I do usually tell them on the phone just in case but on the odd time I forget I get loads who cancel when getting the address saying they thought I was somewhere else. Why not bloody check the location first? Timewasting pricks

Currently calling up and asking loads of questions and  arranging a time and day for a booking, then when I say are you okay to pay a deposit and they say yes I give them my details and hear absolutely nothing from them again. Wish they'd piss off and stop wasting my time!!! If you can't do it then just say instead of lying about it and having me wait around for you to do nothing and go silent on me. They keep doing this in the last few days and I am sick of it. Worse thing is a couple of them sounded really genuine too.

Asking for a gfe with watersports and fisting.....yeah right cos that's obviously gfe! And I bet it's on purpose to try and get a cheaper rate....nope, not happening, gfe is gfe and kink is kink, different services and different rates mate. Then cancelling 40mins before the booking time when he'd only made the booking two hours in advance. Oh and I didn't even ask for a deposit on this one.

Asking what services I offer, making me go through everything only to ask for the one thing I don't offer and then ask me why and insist on wanting it getting a response back from me saying look I am a kinky escort, not a gfe one so look elsewhere. FFS. Why can't they say in the first place what they want? Drives me mad.

Having a semi regular turn into a time-wasting letdown who keeps taking the piss to the point of having to be told I won't see him again after the last piss around.

Turning up without the correct rate for a half hour booking and trying to get it a tenner less as a result of not wanting to give out an extra tenner in the form of a twenty when I know full well this guy is loaded and has insisted on turning up straight away giving me no notice to get properly ready and making it extra hard work as he is soft due to being on coke and can't easily cum. I insisted on the extra tenner and said I'd take a tenner less the next time to even it out but why do men do this? Expect us to go short our rate to suit them when they can easily sort out their cash beforehand and if not make up for it the next time? Why should we go short? Not having that mate, especially when I'm so skint and he's obviously got more than enough cash and pulls it all out in twenties all over the bed and looks to be over £200 in his wallet. No one carries that around with them do they?

Yep, I'm having a really shitty month so far.

Mr creepy is blocked now keeps trying to get through for A booking. I can't stand a min with this guy again.
He was a regular for a month but his behaviour creeped me out so much. How do you say to someone you are uncomfortable when you are you don't want them anywhere near you?

Do something quick and calm not like me.

I tried to let a creepy guy down gently.

Then I told him he cant come back because he knocked my hotel room without notice then he knocked my apartment door without notice then he found out what other apartement I was in waited around as I would not answer the phone I didnt see him when i went to get something out of my car and he came running excited expecting me to see him because he tracked me down and was here and I double exploded massive big time and told him so many things about him self I am still a  little sorry

Then I read this back and thought im stupid I should have exploded long before

So

Tell him and make it clear before it gets out of hand

Good Luck

The guy I am talking about thought what he was doing was all compliments that he wanted to see me so much even knocking the hotel room door he could see nothing wrong, when I asked him what would he have done had I had a client in he said no problem he would have gone away and waited.
He could not see it would have been a problem for me and the other guy.