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PissedOffPrincess

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2595 on: 26 September 2018, 09:55:11 pm »
A man booked an overnight with me for he thinks november.
That was 6 weeks ago.
He thinks he can call and text endlessly about the booking.
He has sent me photos of things he has bought me for the overnight.
The over night may or may not happen.
He keeps ringing and telling me he has it for sure he has the hotel booked.
Then rings back and says we should do it at his house.

I have told him many times to stop calling and texting until he has it booked and sure it is going to happen.

So he books says it is certain then says maybe not.

45 days to go.

I am not taking crap for 45 days.

Blocked tonight.

Sarastar1

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2596 on: 28 September 2018, 03:01:07 pm »
I have zero patience with those that um and ah, I tell them to call back when they decide. They rarely do. This is why I never answer my phone on the days I'm not working, I can't be arsed talking when I much prefer to take bookings on the day.

I’ve just had a bloke who has been messaging me for over a year and the minute he asks my availibility and I reply he is silent.
Just had him texting asking about tomorrow so i replied ‘if You give me a time and booking duration they we can arrange’ I replied seconds later and he hasn’t responded. In future I’m not going to bother

Kay

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2597 on: 01 October 2018, 03:08:21 pm »
I know we all moan about men who don't read our profiles, but I think what's actually worse is when they do - and then think our rules/limits don't apply to them.

Just had to deal with a delusional older bloke who lied about his age, so I double-checked, said I was very clear in my advertising that I had an age limit, and he proceeded to carry on as if the booking was confirmed.  :FF
"There is no sin except stupidity" - Oscar Wilde

sammy s

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2598 on: 01 October 2018, 03:15:22 pm »
I also just had someone text me who clearly thought my rules didn’t apply to him. Bellend!
Him - I’ve read your profile and want to book you for anal tomorrow
Me - you didn’t read it as it states in bold capital letters at the top that I don’t ever do anal
Him - I saw that but I really want to try it
Me - Book someone who offers it then

And block!

Grrrrrrr

VoluptuousCurves

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2599 on: 01 October 2018, 05:30:14 pm »
A man booked an overnight with me for he thinks november.
That was 6 weeks ago.
He thinks he can call and text endlessly about the booking.
He has sent me photos of things he has bought me for the overnight.
The over night may or may not happen.
He keeps ringing and telling me he has it for sure he has the hotel booked.
Then rings back and says we should do it at his house.

I have told him many times to stop calling and texting until he has it booked and sure it is going to happen.

So he books says it is certain then says maybe not.

45 days to go.

I am not taking crap for 45 days.

Blocked tonight.

It's not that guy from Stafford is it? Says he's disabled from a head injury.
And me, I am not a mess, I am a wilderness, yes
The undiscovered continent for you to undress

PissedOffPrincess

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2600 on: 01 October 2018, 08:02:33 pm »
It's not that guy from Stafford is it? Says he's disabled from a head injury.

No

sammy s

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2601 on: 03 October 2018, 02:58:03 pm »
During missionary when they crush you with their full body weight and they are sweating loads all over you. Had one like this earlier and I had to tell him to get off me as I couldn’t breathe.
Also hate when they try and contort your body into all sorts of crazy positions such as trying to get my feet up near my head. I’m not flexible and I hate sex being too deep.

chocoholicgirl

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2602 on: 03 October 2018, 03:16:42 pm »
During missionary when they crush you with their full body weight and they are sweating loads all over you. Had one like this earlier and I had to tell him to get off me as I couldn’t breathe.
Also hate when they try and contort your body into all sorts of crazy positions such as trying to get my feet up near my head. I’m not flexible and I hate sex being too deep.

I hate missionary, I can't stand their weight on me either and the angle of penetration in that position I find really uncomfortable. When they ask me I do 'my version' of it, I have them stand by the edge of the bed and I lie down with my legs together and flip my legs to the side so they can't lean forward and it's not very deep. It's not missionary at all I guess but it's an alternative, only when they really want missionary. I won't do missionary now at all, as well as all the other reasons I can get quite sore.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2603 on: 03 October 2018, 09:28:29 pm »

Also hate when they try and contort your body into all sorts of crazy positions such as trying to get my feet up near my head. I’m not flexible and I hate sex being too deep.

I say "I'm a lady not a deck chair!"

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2604 on: 06 October 2018, 10:23:18 am »
Just had a call 40 mins before he is due to see me . He told me he won’t be coming to see me because it’s  raining  ::) . He said he will rebook a later date . Told him not to bother as I do not tolerate time wasters

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2605 on: 06 October 2018, 10:36:41 am »
Just had a call 40 mins before he is due to see me . He told me he won’t be coming to see me because it’s  raining  ::) . He said he will rebook a later date . Told him not to bother as I do not tolerate time wasters

I would understdand if it was thick snow.

Raining his having a laugh. I am sure he calls up his work ** oh can't come in today cos of thr rain **

VoluptuousCurves

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2606 on: 06 October 2018, 11:43:06 am »
I say "I'm a lady not a deck chair!"

I say similar "I'm not a deck chair love"
Obviously I'm no lady 😂
And me, I am not a mess, I am a wilderness, yes
The undiscovered continent for you to undress

PissedOffPrincess

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2607 on: 06 October 2018, 03:49:56 pm »
He took his trousers off i could smell sudocream.

He had it on his thighs deep in the creases and wanting full service.

Can I rub on you and cover my sudocream on you is what he was really asking the answer was NO.

Rosesugar

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2608 on: 10 October 2018, 01:21:58 pm »
Client emails excessive requests then stated he brought me an outfit. I makes the booking and like text to inform me he's cut himself and it will affect the booking. Cancelled and request for another day( today)
I text to confirm but he won't come as he is not healed.
Really not sure if I even believe him!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2609 on: 10 October 2018, 03:37:09 pm »
Go to the door next over instead of reading door numbers and following direction! I stay on the phone to them when guiding them and I still get idiots who don’t listen!