Absolutely. Always count the money! Also, I will make sure to remind them of the fee in the comms before the booking. Because he was a reg I didn't think I needed to do this. Yeah, not doing that again.

I always confirm my Outcall ETA with their address and my rates.. even with long-term regulars. Partly to remind them this is not a 'choice', pal   ( don't you just loathe it when the old timers' refer to it as a "donation"? )

To Outcall ladies, Why do so many guys think it's ok to leave the fee on the mantlepiece or side table? I hate having to ask for it and then collect it myself from wherever they have 'secreted' it. I'm pretty convinced that some of these regulars are hoping I'll forget..Last night I had to locate the money from such an intricate spot under an ornament whilst the Client sat in an armchair saying, "Other side/ on the left/beside the clock"..Just hand it over dude! 

The pokers and they always have chuffing long nails ouch

I have this client that I accidently stole from the house - but the thing is that while I do get along with him, he always spends like 1 hr haggling my price - even tho he already gets a discount. But then he ends up paying/even TIPPING more than I asked for anyway 🤦‍♀️ Totally senseless! I mean... today I offered to return him £50 since I left 30 mins early... nope! Paid more than my entire months rent! God bless lol!

In hotel  sometimes they take so long to get to your room you almost think they are not coming at all .they call to say they forgot the room number lol

One that I've had a couple of times recently which grinds my gear's is asking for a face pic. Why would I hide my face on my profile and then just give it out to anyone who asks?

Well, it's not the same thing to post face pics on your profile for everyone to see (and have identity proof) than just some of them asking for them. Of course, if you value your privacy and don't want to be outed you're not going to send any pic. Their logic is that they want to check first if they like your face and that you might want to convince them to choose you by sending it.

In the past fortnight I have had 4 clients that have asked if I ‘work everyday’ and it’s so annoying because most people have a day or 2 off but it’s like because I’m a sex worker then it’s not really seen as proper work?! Pfft, if only they knew!


Also there was a guy that came into the sauna on Sunday just past and one of the girls asked him if it was his day off from work and he replied ‘well who works on a Sunday’, and asides from shop workers, bus drivers, train drivers, airport & railway staff, taxi drivers and eh who else?..mmmn let me think, em SEX WORKERS, as in us sitting right here right now talking to you because we want you to choose 1 of us so that we get that something called money! Duh 🙄

Sadly some men and their preconcieved beliefs about sex workers ...
We all sit around daily waiting in for their calls , we would never have a day off let alone a life outside of sex work ..how dare we turn them down !!

A client ive seen once before called to ask if i was at my incall location.

I say to him that he first needs to make an appointment.

He then says he is outside?

FFS i lose my marbles. I aksed "Why would you come without making an appointment first?" His response " I forgot"

hang up. black list number. cheeky invasive chancer. 

I had a no show for a 30 min booking, 45 mins after the start time he was like ‘sorry I was in a meeting and forgot, I can come now.’

Like I’m really waiting in for people to just turn up whenever they want? I had another client booked in so I was fully booked anyway, but no way I’d let a fucking no show just rock up 2 hours late.