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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1995 on: 10 September 2017, 04:22:58 pm »
Not sure I understand - do you mean they were too obvious? Do you want them to call outside the hotel or when they're on your floor?

I specifically ask them to call me when they're outside, preferably as they're approaching the hotel so that I can give them proper directions to get straight to the lift and up to the room (and also because I don't want them repeating my room number aloud when they're in the lobby).

I sent one packing in London a few weeks ago because he not only turned up twenty five minutes early (at 8am) but called me from the reception after I'd said not to enter the hotel until he'd rung me for final directions. I was still getting ready and could hear people talking nearby as he bellowed down the phone and whilst if he'd apologised and gone back outside when I asked him to I might have still seen him, he refused to listen to me so I told him to fuck off I would not be able to see him after all.

Guys trying to finger you in the arse during doggy without asking and without any lube.

Definitely. I've asked one or two how they'd like it if I suddenly rammed a bone dry finger up their arse without warning or permission and they agreed it probably wasn't the politest thing to do to somebody. Not that I ever would, but they don't know that :)

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« Reply #1996 on: 10 September 2017, 05:09:50 pm »
lol us poor women honestly. things we have to put up with. We deserve every penny we earn .

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« Reply #1997 on: 10 September 2017, 06:35:42 pm »
Email me on AW to inform me that my number isn't displayed and can I send my number!Nope dickhead,if you bothered to read my profile and applied some common sense you might realise that my number isn't up because shock horror it's my day off!
Not only are my working days/hours mentioned 3 times on my profile but the following sentence 'My phone number is displayed on the days I am taking appointments' is also on there 3 times!Yeah here's my number cos I really fancy dealing with a moron on my day off,let's have a natter!

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« Reply #1998 on: 10 September 2017, 06:49:04 pm »
Text me asking if they can ask me a question. If you were actually genuine, surely you'd just bloody ask instead of asking if you can ask  :FF

Yes I get this quite a lot. Or they ask if it is convenient to ring me.  Why not just ring me and find out?  All time wasters, wanting some text "chat"

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« Reply #1999 on: 10 September 2017, 09:43:34 pm »
I specifically ask them to call me when they're outside, preferably as they're approaching the hotel so that I can give them proper directions to get straight to the lift and up to the room (and also because I don't want them repeating my room number aloud when they're in the lobby).

I sent one packing in London a few weeks ago because he not only turned up twenty five minutes early (at 8am) but called me from the reception after I'd said not to enter the hotel until he'd rung me for final directions. I was still getting ready and could hear people talking nearby as he bellowed down the phone and whilst if he'd apologised and gone back outside when I asked him to I might have still seen him, he refused to listen to me so I told him to fuck off I would not be able to see him after all.

This has happened a few times over the past couple of weeks. I try and stress it to everyone to ring me outside the hotel for discretion. The excuse is usually 'oh well it's busy down here no ones cares or is listening' or 'I -AM- being discreet' :FF
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« Reply #2000 on: 13 September 2017, 02:01:34 pm »
I have had this, I just say "Sure no problem" then make a note next to their name that they're paranoid, but keep the contact info.

Lol that's exactly what I did. I need to keep contact info for my records. It's very silly how self-important some of them are - had one guy faff about making a booking telling me his car is very recognisable ::) okay bud.

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« Reply #2001 on: 13 September 2017, 02:04:45 pm »
Guys trying to finger you in the arse during doggy without asking and without any lube. Also charge extra for this.

I fucking hate this. What's the problem with just asking? At least use some spit before you go in dry for fuck's sake. And then they use the same finger to try and go for your fanny  :FF

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« Reply #2002 on: 15 September 2017, 07:16:18 am »
This is really bloody winding me up now.

Say I advertise my working hours as 10am-4.30pm (written exactly like that), why do clients not realise that 4.30 is the finishing time? I keep getting asked for a booking at 4.30, if I was working later than that, surely I'd say so?  :FF

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« Reply #2003 on: 15 September 2017, 07:21:06 am »
Oh and not understand what calling to book means..

'I realise you need a phone call to book, can I put in a booking request now and ring you later to confirm?'

No, because that isn't calling to book is it?

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« Reply #2004 on: 15 September 2017, 10:09:16 am »
This is really bloody winding me up now.

Say I advertise my working hours as 10am-4.30pm (written exactly like that), why do clients not realise that 4.30 is the finishing time? I keep getting asked for a booking at 4.30, if I was working later than that, surely I'd say so?  :FF

I changed my profile to include "This is not when I take the last booking but the time I finish." Of course I still get the twats who don't read anything at all but it seems to have helped a fair bit.

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« Reply #2005 on: 20 September 2017, 05:39:02 pm »
Calls me for 1o mins makes a booking but can't bother to text or call to cancel waste of time

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« Reply #2006 on: 20 September 2017, 09:12:41 pm »
Tell me they can't read my AW profile because they're on the app. Yes you can, just click the bloody boxes  :FF

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« Reply #2007 on: 21 September 2017, 11:10:08 pm »
Tell me they can't read my AW profile because they're on the app. Yes you can, just click the bloody boxes  :FF

Urrrghghgh I hate this. I know AW is badly designed but it's not that hard if you just take a second and put an ounce of effort it.

This has only happened a couple of times, but clients who open the wardrobe to hang up their clothes. So rude????? This isn't your house you can't just go around opening wardrobes! Rude enough wherever you are, but especially since I work from home I have all my own things in there.

Also - does anyone else get slightly annoyed when guys tug your bras down to get at your tits? Hey, just let me take my bra off. I get that they're keen but those things are expensive and delicate, I don't want them messed up!

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« Reply #2008 on: 21 September 2017, 11:25:37 pm »
It has been a while since I got one of these but today's charmer not only mentioned several times that Miss A and Miss B and Miss C who he has seen lately all gave him extra time and not only that but he never shut up about all the other other women both civvy and sp who he has done this that and the other with, only making me determined to give him exactly the time he paid for and no more. It was his choice to yakk on and on using up his time and he told me he is leaving me feedback and will be back!

Oh no he won't, once is enough thank you and what do I do about return fb because all his others write as though he is a joy to be with, they lie I tell you, they lie!  ::)  He said he has been chasing women for 40 years despite being married and was so proud of it. Disrespected his wife to me too, why can they not just have a nice booking and be done with it?

I really don't want to add to the lies but I know he will not be happy if I leave none.  Help!

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« Reply #2009 on: 21 September 2017, 11:29:10 pm »
I have had an immense number of time wasters today. More than the usual!

Most have called asking to see me in 30 mins (i ask for half hour notice) and then texting straight after 'sorry Ill just leave it now, don't want to put you under pressure, I will book tomorrow at an earlier time' (errrrm no thank you) and another ' sorry didn't realise the time'. :FF  --- and there are those that just don't show up without letting you know they cant attend booking. Hate being messed about.

I am strongly considering having at least an hours notice, I totally see the point of another post I read on the forum for people wanting a booking right now being tws! Argh. Phone off, me time, bedtime.
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