Any guy that doesn't completely scrub everything covered by a pair of boxers (back and front)  and give it all a realllllly good soaping and scrubbing before seeing a prostitute is a fucking moron. If I thought a guy had carefully washed his arse at the start of the booking I would probably be happy to give rim jobs. But you just can't trust them to even wipe properly.

I just take their hands off my head and tell them nicely I cant do deapthroat. I provide GFE not PSE and I dont advertise I do deepthroat.
They never try again.

You ladies are too nice. I stop, smack their hands hard until they remove them, then continue. They don't do it a second time.

When clients turn up with a full blown cold, chest infection or any other contagious illness and its in full swing so they know they are unwell and contagious. I know they aren't being a Dick doing it on purpose, it's just a lack of thinking and consideration for us.

Last year when I had a couple colds over the winter season, I was honest and told them before they made the booking and said I understood if they wanted to wait until I was well again, as most don't want to catch my cold.

This year I've decided, anyone who arrives with a cold or anything, I'm going to politely turn them away and explain why.

I find it so annoying, we are self employed and them giving us their lurgy will cost us a couple weeks work!

I had a "lovely" gentelman yesterday. He changed booking from 1 h to 30 min. Turned up late. Came pretty quickly and then demanded for 15 min to give him some money back. Doesn't matter that I don't do 15 min quickies. Haggled for remaining 10 minutes and then gave me offer I couldn't refuse - he's SO GOOD at sex, so if I WILL pay him 20? he's gonna stay half an hour LONGER.
I'm so lucky!!!

That goes beyond "annoying" and into the zone of scary. Because if someone demands money back in a situation like that and I'm like, "nope" and then he doesn't take that well, I'm worried about how to get him out of there. Glad you're OK. XX

Annoys me..

cheesy willies, I am lactose intolerant
Smelly armpits and smelly private parts
and when you are giving them a blowy they bop around as if they are riding a rodeo horse, i mean sometimes I am in serious danger of losing a tooth or two.

Opposite of the throat fuckers- last week I had a client who kept asking me to deep throat him, then he started moaning "oh yeah baby, gag on my cock"... He had a 3.5 inch (at the most!) penis! Didn't want to state the obvious so I tried my best to fake gag on his little willy. Strange boy!

Opposite of the throat fuckers- last week I had a client who kept asking me to deep throat him, then he started moaning "oh yeah baby, gag on my cock"... He had a 3.5 inch (at the most!) penis! Didn't want to state the obvious so I tried my best to fake gag on his little willy. Strange boy!

I think I had a date with him once.  Someone with the same endowment regaled me with tales of various escapades with his old FWB, including her vomiting over his cock after she tried deepthroating him. Got to see it for myself and I was like, WTF? I can't deepthroat at all but got all of him in no problem! I also remember the man with a pencil dick who complained that condoms were uncomfortable because of his "girth". Right...

Ah yes. Wee man syndrome. It's becoming an epidemic it seems.