What a nightmare. Intrusive

When they ask of you're really horny because your nipples are erect. No mate, I'm just cold!

Just asking if I'm horny in general, unlikely mate, the cash turns me on and that's about it!

Ask How do i make you cum

you didn't shower i cant breathe its not going to happen but 5 mins before times up i cum have to get them out the door.

One of them had my head pressed in hard to his armpit i couldn't get free i was pushing he was holding then he got all excited, your heavy breathing I hear you cummng your cumming for me baby

Jezs I was trying breath next time he came he wanted me to heavy breath again 

Pet hate

Stick their tongue deep in your anus (rimming receiving ) then go to DFK or oral

Dirty f***s

It's becoming a regular occurrence now getting copy and paste emails like this.. . The amount of men who think this is a desirable proposition just blows my mind 


hi, hope you're well. please read till the end! first of all you're incredibly gorgeous I know that sounds crazy but I'd like to find a girlfriend that is open minded like me, not jealous. I've been escorting and I did porn videos, I'm published on two websites. I'm also a swinger since 2009, exhibitionist and I like having my partner fucked by other men.
I'm normal guy, a good guy, single and I have an office job, I go to the gym regularly 5 days a week, very healthy, and I have many other good things
My last escort partner found love with a costumer, so why not to try?
of course there is no rush
let me know what do you think.
Stefano
 

Just had a bloke ringing up asking for domination.
I don’t offer it. Quite clear from my ads I’m very vanilla. Then asking if I was submissive and if he could do dom on me lol. Why don’t they read the bloody profiles

The not reading profiles really annoys me.

I'm sure they do it to see what abuse they will get from me.

When they rub your clit hard like they are trying to rub away a stain. I always tense up and forcibly remove their hand but they still don’t get the hint that I’m not enjoying it so I have to them tell them it’s really hurting me. Same goes for when they start sucking down below like they are trying to give my clit or pussy lips a massive love bit, or when they try and ram their claw like fingers deep up me when I’m not wet yet and they have sharp fingernails. Just no!
And finally when they suck, bite, grab,squeeze,  twiddle  my nipples really hard with no awareness for the fact that they are a sensitive part of the anatomy and should be handled with a bit of care.
I had a client yesterday who was doing all of the above and I kept pushing his hand and mouth off me and I was lying there in silence showing no enjoyment. He kept saying things like “I bet that feels good doesn’t it?” while I was shoving him away so after a few mins of this I was like “no, you’re really hurting me so please stop”. He then said “oh I didn’t realise”. You didn’t realise I wasn’t enjoying it when I was using both hands to push you away from me?!
Oh and I forgot one more thing - when they want dfk but their idea of this is to just put their huge slimy tongues deep into my mouth and leave it there. THATS NOT KISSING!

The clients who are like this are usually always married and I feel so sorry for their wives who must have had to deal with their hideous technique. It’s no wonder a lot of them say they are in sexless marriages now

I know it's probably because they are nervous, but conversations that go like this-

Me: hello XXX speaking
Him: Hi, how are you today?
Me: Very well thanks, you?
Him: Good thanks and you?
Me: Still fine...

I wonder if I said fine thanks and you? again whether we'd just go in circles for all eternity?

If anyone starts like this I just say what can I do for you? It forces them into telling me why they called instead of wanking on talking shite. I don't have time for that pal.

Oh and the '' response when you don't reply? Instant block. I hate that! So rude.

If anyone starts like this I just say what can I do for you? It forces them into telling me why they called instead of wanking on talking shite. I don't have time for that pal.

Oh and the '' response when you don't reply? Instant block. I hate that! So rude.

Yes I found a polite but business like 'How can I help you?' stopped this waffle.