Ive had a slew of

 "are you available today?"

"yes, what time would you like?"

"now"

"oh, i can do in 15 minutes"

"ahh, sorry, too late for me, sorry can't hang around that long"

"??"

When I got this questions: are you free now? , I ask them if they are in front of my door? Which they are not.
So being free now is of no help to them.

Are you free(available now)?
what time they want to book ?
they then say evening when they have called in the morning, how is that now you ask me !!

If they say a time frame why can't they stick with it?! Do they think I sit around all day primed to go? I hate it when they are early!

I honestly think they do. We're just there for their massive cocks and Lothario sex appeal, obv. Panting and throwing off our clothes to reveal a scantily clad body whilst yelling, "take me!". 

You can see I'm getting a bit pissed off of late, eh...

What is driving me mad of late is the amount of deference I'm expected to give - that's really beginning to grate on me...I had a new client show up 90 mins late and I told him in a VM en route and when he arrived that I could now only offer 40 mins rather than the hour he wanted. He really was a miserable git. Oddly, left good FB but has emailed since to say he didn't feel he should have to pay my ?100/40 min fee - but said nothing at the time! Wants to see me again, but 'doesn't feel quite right'. I blocked him after sending a response; I had enough of this with PD. It's crawling with oddballs out there at the moment.

Took a booking over the phone this morning, arranged for 2pm. A few hours before he texts saying he's nervous and will my partner be in (always makes me feel a bit suspicious when they ask this) so I tell him it'll just be me.
1:10pm he texts saying he's here now.. 50 mins early! I was still with my last client! I'm ready now (at 1:50) but he can wait till his booked time to come

It's so unbelievably rude to just turn up ridiculously early. 10 mins early is fine as some clients think they have to come early if they want to shower but 50 mins?!?!

And my last client had to be nearly booted out as he wasn't getting the hint that his time was up!

Had a guy call up and book for 3 hours, I felt off about it but for some reason I convinced myself to do it.

He turns up at the hotel then asks for an hour instead and pays. 5 minutes later he tells me he only has half an hour on his parking and can he have 30 minutes instead. I tell him no, that I don't offer 30 minutes.

So the booking carries on and no more comments about his parking. Then at the end of the booking he asks for a shower. He is in the shower 20 minutes before I ask how long he will be... 15 minutes later and he's still in the shower. So I tell him I'm leaving.

The next morning I felt stupid for leaving him in there and expected the room to be trashed when I went back to check out, luckily it wasn't. But now I think it's a con to get laid and get the hotel room to pimp from or whatever... I can't think of any other logical explanation.

things they do to annoy?

NO SHOWS!!

i just dont get it why bloody booked in the first place! more annoyingly had 1 todAay and its my 1st day back after a long break

Idiots who get off on just knowing you're sat there waiting. I do minimal preparation and then watch TV whilst I wait so at least if they don't show I'm already doing something else.