I had a client come for a 30 min incall last week, he started the stopwatch on his phone at the start of the booking. He came, and after the usual clean up routine I put my bra back on. He then showed me the stopwatch... It was at 27 minutes. I was stumped. I said I doubt much will be achieved in 3 minutes but he was adamant that he hadn't had the time he'd paid for... So I started again with oral. Obviously it was Mr Floppy and 1 minute in he got shitty and said you might as well just stop as you're obviously not in to it... I was seriously fed up with him by this point so just told him to take himself and his remaining minute and 30 seconds out of my house.
Awful client, got sulky because he couldn't manage round 2 in 3 minutes then blamed me for it. When he was getting dressed he was asking ridiculous questions like do you have a pimp, how much do you earn etc. Ignorant prick.