Dare I say it, it's been fairly quiet on the twat front. Some of my straight to spam favourites from last week..
Massive TW been blocked for months: Hi my name is Matt and would luv to cum see you... are you available tomorrow?
So even if he wasn't previously blocked the use of "luv" and "cum" are sackable offences as are the following:
Other massive TW already on the shit list: Hello how are you Doing? You free later on today's WTF is "today's"?!!
TW: Hello how are you? Just wondered if you was free later on x
Was free?!! Runs screaming from the room..
BTW in a former life I taught English in Italy, yes I am the grammar police
