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sera_fin

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14370 on: 12 April 2021, 12:54:51 am »
I came in here to complain about it too. You can tell it was a copy and paste message from the bowels of hell. SO gross...almost deleted it but am tempted to write him some asshole reply instead though that might be exactly what he wants, attention.


OMG sera_fin I had the exact same email yesterday. Was sick in my mouth tbh and he was blocked immediately!

Feeling slightly hurt now. I thought I was special.  ;D

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thickthighs

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14371 on: 13 April 2021, 05:03:02 pm »
wow slightly irritated this afternoon, text communication with a potential client, Then after half a dozen also messages he says I think I’ll leave it because I’m getting a very unfriendly vibe from you. My communications are rather clear and concise and straight to the point. I said to him I was quite taken aback because I’ve never had anybody say that to me before, more the opposite. He said he was expecting more of a flirty exchange of messages, to which I responded there is a thin line between discussing a booking and providing wank fodder.  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14372 on: 13 April 2021, 05:34:10 pm »
wow slightly irritated this afternoon, text communication with a potential client, Then after half a dozen also messages he says I think I’ll leave it because I’m getting a very unfriendly vibe from you. My communications are rather clear and concise and straight to the point. I said to him I was quite taken aback because I’ve never had anybody say that to me before, more the opposite. He said he was expecting more of a flirty exchange of messages, to which I responded there is a thin line between discussing a booking and providing wank fodder.  :FF

Sounds like a typical timewaster.
Like you I prefer to keep communication concise and to the point to avoid the wank fodder brigade.
The flirting starts when they have handed the cash over.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14373 on: 13 April 2021, 06:31:58 pm »
Thick thighs i have had that too a couple cancelling because i will not provide free wank talk before a booking and basically one saying "i don't seem enough fun as i won't entertain dirty texts" and another said " if your not going to give me a hard on before i turn up seems a bit unfair"

I just told them to piss off and said i very much doubt you are a genuine client as genuine clients don't expect free needy pervy texts.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14374 on: 13 April 2021, 07:10:10 pm »
I just returned from 3 weeks in California, quite the hike for me at clear across the country, & had 1 who wanted a RP later in the evening. Fine fine🙄, whatever, he gives me the information etc.

Then he says, “Would you like to start the role play thru text now until I get there tonight?”

No sir, I most assuredly would NOT. Unless you plan on sending me the entire donation upfront? I didn’t even bother asking him that, bc I had a full afternoon & wouldn’t have been able to answer him as much as I suspected he’d have wanted me to🙄.

I was pretty poleaxed tho. I get the occasional wanting sexy msgs to wind them up before the session, but to begin the RP hours before the appt AND before payment received was preposterous.

He accepted it with good grace & did show, but it definitely was a new 1 in my book. Scowl.😡
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14375 on: 13 April 2021, 10:29:29 pm »
My mate put a name to this type of caller's mentality. He's 'Surrounded by Idiots'

Potato Head- Do you do outcalls?
Me- yes  :)
Potato Head - How much?
Me-It depends where you are, where are you?
Potato Head- SE1
Me-Where in SE1?
Potato Head- SE1
Me-Where in SE1?
(Am I actually speaking Yiddish it's a simple question?)

Potato Head -Tower bridge...don't you know ? >:( don't you come from London :o
(Obviously this geography teacher is dead to me now, so I try to push him gently over the edge  >:D)
Me- I haven't worked for Royal Mail, so I don't know the 124 postcodes by heart.

He  puts the phone down. I giggle. ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14376 on: 13 April 2021, 11:17:24 pm »
My mate put a name to this type of caller's mentality. He's 'Surrounded by Idiots'

Potato Head- Do you do outcalls?
Me- yes  :)
Potato Head - How much?
Me-It depends where you are, where are you?
Potato Head- SE1
Me-Where in SE1?
Potato Head- SE1
Me-Where in SE1?
(Am I actually speaking Yiddish it's a simple question?)

Potato Head -Tower bridge...don't you know ? >:( don't you come from London :o
(Obviously this geography teacher is dead to me now, so I try to push him gently over the edge  >:D)
Me- I haven't worked for Royal Mail, so I don't know the 124 postcodes by heart.

He  puts the phone down. I giggle. ;D

Hahahahaha I'm going to steal that use that response to idiots

saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14377 on: 13 April 2021, 11:39:58 pm »
Let's make it a hoe meme! ;D

BJC

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14378 on: 14 April 2021, 04:07:11 am »
Thick thighs i have had that too a couple cancelling because i will not provide free wank talk before a booking and basically one saying "i don't seem enough fun as i won't entertain dirty texts" and another said " if your not going to give me a hard on before i turn up seems a bit unfair"

I just told them to piss off and said i very much doubt you are a genuine client as genuine clients don't expect free needy pervy texts.

I find that responding with "I'm happy to sext prior to your appointment ; however as my time isn't free I charge extra for this and obviously payment is upfront via cashapp or bank transfer. Would you like me to send payment details?" - I've had a couple take me up on it but the majority are timewasters wanting free wank material with no intention of turning up, so as soon as they realise that I'm not going to entertain them for free they will magically get called into work...
They tried to bury us.
They didn't know we were seeds.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14379 on: 14 April 2021, 03:51:25 pm »
Just had somebody tell me he wants to come 'deep into my guts'.

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14380 on: 14 April 2021, 08:46:20 pm »
Just had somebody tell me he wants to come 'deep into my guts'.

What, haven't you got the...stomach for that, Cass?
;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14381 on: 14 April 2021, 08:56:19 pm »
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What, haven't you got the...stomach for that, Cass?

 ;D I nearly gagged when I read the text so obviously not!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14382 on: 14 April 2021, 09:09:09 pm »
Let's make it a hoe meme! ;D

We need more of them!   ;D

I've also had idiot potential clients who reply with the partial postcode even after asking again,  I don't have time to play with them any more though, my patience is too thin.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14383 on: 15 April 2021, 09:10:08 am »
Woke up to a lovely email this morning

"You good at deep throat? Need a girl who can take my whole big cock"

I don't normally reply but who wants to wake up to that!?
I replied  with "Hi and thanks for your charming introduction. I'm sure your large penis is as real as your manners"

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14384 on: 15 April 2021, 11:32:40 am »
Woke up to a lovely email this morning

"You good at deep throat? Need a girl who can take my whole big cock"

I don't normally reply but who wants to wake up to that!?
I replied  with "Hi and thanks for your charming introduction. I'm sure your large penis is as real as your manners"

I would of added this word lol

I'm sure your Imaginary ....