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Maz

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14385 on: 15 April 2021, 07:34:56 pm »
Subject: Fancy it?

Message: Fir young lad in your bed in an hour?

I was two hours late reading his message and needless to say I deleted on receipt  ;D

saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14386 on: 16 April 2021, 10:10:38 pm »
I seem to be repeating myself a lot to what seem like intelligent, professional, white collar blokes.
The lockdown has rot their brains to mush.
It's time to put the phone down and block rather than babytalk grown adults.

Me-What would you like to book?
TweedleDee- An hour
Me- Yes and what would you like in the hour?
TweedleDeeYee- Oh! a massage and sex.
Me-I don't mix the two.
TweedleDee- Can I have massage with a b..i..t of sex?
Me- I don't mix the two.
TweedleDee-ok ???

....a few seconds later he's crashed my boredom barrier.
Me- Let's not waste each others time here shall we. Goodbye.


How the F do they actually communicate with civvy women-semaphore?
Or do civvy chicks just accept this kind of oddness?
« Last Edit: 17 April 2021, 01:59:49 am by saltysweet »

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14387 on: 17 April 2021, 04:04:24 pm »
I seem to be repeating myself a lot to what seem like intelligent, professional, white collar blokes...
...How the F do they actually communicate with civvy women-semaphore?
Are there actually any women where these "try-it-on-ers" come from (namely, Planet Narcopath)?
;D
(I nicked that joke from another member by the way, haha!)

saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14388 on: 17 April 2021, 05:17:57 pm »
 :)

sera_fin

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14389 on: 18 April 2021, 09:45:23 am »
message on AW this morning

I want you on your back as I grab each ankle and throw them back ! Pushing my thick young white cock deep inside you as I wrap my arm around your neck and pull you closer into me ! I whisper in your ear how sexy you are as I start to drive my thick cock in and out of your soaking wet pussy x
Imagine me spreading you wide, slowly running my hands up your thighs as I grab them ankles and spread you apart! My tongue running all the way up your slit until I grab your clit between my lips and start sucking gently !
'The whores hustle and the hustlers whore' PJH

Nadya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14390 on: 18 April 2021, 07:00:09 pm »
message on AW this morning

I want you on your back as I grab each ankle and throw them back ! Pushing my thick young white cock deep inside you as I wrap my arm around your neck and pull you closer into me ! I whisper in your ear how sexy you are as I start to drive my thick cock in and out of your soaking wet pussy x
Imagine me spreading you wide, slowly running my hands up your thighs as I grab them ankles and spread you apart! My tongue running all the way up your slit until I grab your clit between my lips and start sucking gently !

OMG,  that....that's just about killed me.  I'm dead now. 

CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14391 on: 18 April 2021, 07:19:49 pm »
Sera ~ we’re all agog to hear about this incredible, amazing night you of course availed yourself of with this guy (for free), then made him brekkie in the a/m & sent him off with a kiss💋.

WE NEED DETAILS, DAMMIT!!!!!🤷🏼‍♀️
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

JaneDough

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14392 on: 19 April 2021, 01:31:29 am »
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« Last Edit: 03 May 2021, 04:09:03 pm by JaneDough »

TantricTease

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14393 on: 19 April 2021, 01:54:22 am »
“Hiya looking good on AW” with zero questions about a booking, like IGAFF that some perv likes to trawl thru sex for sale sites, looking at pics and not booking but contacting to say that I’m looking good....FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GET A FUCKING LIFE!

Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14394 on: 19 April 2021, 06:48:03 pm »
Sorry but aren't most adult cocks brown? Not white. #justsayin'
“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by arseholes.” Sigmund Freud”

EvelynWho

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14395 on: 21 April 2021, 02:55:23 pm »
“Hiya looking good on AW” with zero questions about a booking, like IGAFF that some perv likes to trawl thru sex for sale sites, looking at pics and not booking but contacting to say that I’m looking good....FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GET A FUCKING LIFE!

Had a version of this the other day

I just wanted to email you saying I love your pictures, your boobs look amazing ?????? would love to have my face in them but doubt my wife would appreciate it.. Will just have to keep admiring from here ??

DarcyLady

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14396 on: 23 April 2021, 09:56:10 pm »
'You are going to love my cock.'

No, I'm not going to care about your cock at all.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14397 on: 24 April 2021, 12:19:11 pm »
I would of added this word lol

I'm sure your Imaginary .... 
;D ;D ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14398 on: 26 April 2021, 09:55:41 am »
Received at 2am Sunday night/Monday very early morning, still with corona restrictions:


Are you working tonight? I wanna have sex with you right now xxx



/slaps self in face

TantricTease

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14399 on: 26 April 2021, 12:03:05 pm »
Just received this beauty in an AW email, “why isn’t your number up yet you just logged in” from a guy with zero feedback and who just made his profile today :FF :FF.

I resisted sending a reply..honestly