This nob head who's been blocked pretty much since he first messaged me..
At 03.41am last night, just one word "available"
Like, seriously?
Lol I had one of those the other day. Just one word questions
One from yesterday I could tell was a time waster straight away
Him: are you available today for a booking?
Me: hello, yes I'm available
Him: what will you be wearing when I arrive?
Me: clothing
Silence after that.
Another just now...
Him: are you free this evening for 30mins?
Me: yes I could do 8pm
Him: ok £90 and in Doncaster?
Me: yes
Him: do you offer anything for 15mins or is it just 30?
Me: what does my advert say? I'm no longer free this evening now
Him: I don't know I didn't read it
Me: clearly you did, you knew the location and rates. Common sense to read the advert first really
Him: I looked at the price, pictures and location. Maybe it is but I couldn't really care less about the drivel half of them have written on there
Me: then why enquire at all then? Lucky I'll never have to pay someone to fuck me
Him: sure
Me: should've gone to specsavers
Him: why are you still talking?
Me: just making a point, I'm done now. Good luck with your cheapskate 15mins
Him: lol, ok
Maybe I could've been more grown up about it but he deserved it