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saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14310 on: 22 March 2021, 02:34:44 pm »
 ;D silly me!

Quote from: Braziliana on 22 March 2021, 02:09:04 pm
Money is for losers, I say...
Totally stealing this  ;)
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14311 on: 22 March 2021, 02:45:47 pm »
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Liverpoolgal123

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14312 on: 23 March 2021, 05:35:08 pm »
Today
Him: postcode??
Me:  :FF
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Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14313 on: 23 March 2021, 07:44:58 pm »
Quote from: Liverpoolgal123 on 23 March 2021, 05:35:08 pm
Today
Him: postcode??
Me:  :FF

Whenever I get such text I always respond with this the meaning taken from online dictionary  ;D ;D

in Britain, a short series of letters and numbers that is part of an address, and shows exactly where a place is

it pisses them off lol
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PinUpGirl8

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14314 on: 23 March 2021, 08:21:13 pm »
Iv been getting so many of these lately

‘You available? What’s your address?’

Such a serious lack of common courtesy!

 :FF :FF :FF :FF
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CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14315 on: 24 March 2021, 04:22:38 am »
Quote from: Dynamite Doll on 23 March 2021, 07:44:58 pm
Whenever I get such text I always respond with this the meaning taken from online dictionary  ;D ;D

in Britain, a short series of letters and numbers that is part of an address, and shows exactly where a place is

it pisses them off lol

Bwahhhhhhh!!! I do this on tour as well.

“Where are you?”

In Orange🍊County.

“I know THAT, where?”

Im at the beach🏝 (big fat lie, that).

“ARE YOU AT A HOTEL?” (getting heated now)

Yes.

“Which one?”

The Hilton.

It’s like dude. You haven’t  even told me your GD name. I’m not giving you diddly squat.
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An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

SW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14316 on: 24 March 2021, 08:56:29 am »
"You do beatdown"

Erm what?

"St Austell?"

Have tried google maps?

Do these people communicate with everyone in their life like that? Or is it some kind of punter short hand because they think we can't decipher a full sentence.
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14317 on: 24 March 2021, 11:37:36 am »
Quote from: SW on 24 March 2021, 08:56:29 am
...Or is it some kind of punter short hand because they think we can't decipher a full sentence.
Haha!
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14318 on: 24 March 2021, 11:39:04 am »
Quote from: CelesteManchester on 24 March 2021, 04:22:38 am
“Where are you?”

In Orange🍊County.

“I know THAT, where?”

Im at the beach🏝 (big fat lie, that).
I'm just enjoying your graphics, CM, haha!
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Maz

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14319 on: 24 March 2021, 04:28:18 pm »
Him: Hello I am looking for a regular outcall at Stoke on Trent

Me: Ok that's fine let me know when you're thinking

Him: Would be a regular meet every few months. Looking for something a little different?

Me: Like what?

Him: Well I'm skinny and used to have a woman lift me over her shoulder and carry me around outside. Not really into anything sexual

Me: Well it would be £1000 an hour to lift and carry some twat up and down the streets for however long you were planning.


No reply after that.  :)

Had another one insisting on having the postcode to allow him to work out his arrival time which I refused to give him. I gave him the area and road names it was near to, so to me it should be enough to roughly work out.

He then said it should take about 25 mins and would like the two girls for £100 to which I told him to jog on. He then said "it says that on your profile but ok". I replied with "errrrr wrong profile!"  :FF

« Last Edit: 24 March 2021, 04:30:56 pm by Maz »
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Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14320 on: 24 March 2021, 08:31:32 pm »
These ones make me fear for the future of humanity..

Hm: Are you working today?
Me: I am yes
Him: Where abouts are you please?
Me: It's on my profile, under the "WHERE" tab
Him: Sorry, just seen that, what time would you be free?
Me: Do you have a time in mind?
Him: Now lol
Me: Sorry I don't do immediate appointments. I need an hours notice. You can't exactly do "now" unless you're stood outside my front door and you're not?
Him: Ok I have an appointment at 3 (this was 2pm) maybe have to wait until later in the week
Me: But if you didn't know where I 'm located how would you know you could make a 3pm appointment? Very odd

Is it me or?!
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fallen angel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14321 on: 24 March 2021, 10:58:12 pm »
Quote from: Maz on 24 March 2021, 04:28:18 pm
Him: Hello I am looking for a regular outcall at Stoke on Trent

Me: Ok that's fine let me know when you're thinking

Him: Would be a regular meet every few months. Looking for something a little different?

Me: Like what?

Him: Well I'm skinny and used to have a woman lift me over her shoulder and carry me around outside. Not really into anything sexual

Me: Well it would be £1000 an hour to lift and carry some twat up and down the streets for however long you were planning.


No reply after that.  :)


OMG I roared  ;D   what planet do they live on!??
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fallen angel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14322 on: 24 March 2021, 11:06:24 pm »
Quote from: Snow Whitest on 24 March 2021, 08:31:32 pm
These ones make me fear for the future of humanity..

Hm: Are you working today?
Me: I am yes
Him: Where abouts are you please?
Me: It's on my profile, under the "WHERE" tab
Him: Sorry, just seen that, what time would you be free?
Me: Do you have a time in mind?
Him: Now lol
Me: Sorry I don't do immediate appointments. I need an hours notice. You can't exactly do "now" unless you're stood outside my front door and you're not?
Him: Ok I have an appointment at 3 (this was 2pm) maybe have to wait until later in the week
Me: But if you didn't know where I 'm located how would you know you could make a 3pm appointment? Very odd

Is it me or?!

No it's not you. There should be some system in place that automatically deletes any message wanting an appt "now"
Until we have the technoligy to teleport it's clearly not going to work!
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KendalMintCake

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14323 on: 24 March 2021, 11:26:30 pm »
Quote from: PinUpGirl8 on 23 March 2021, 08:21:13 pm
Iv been getting so many of these lately

‘You available? What’s your address?’

Such a serious lack of common courtesy!

 :FF :FF :FF :FF

Ditto
I must get 50 a day like this but another dozen or so that are just obscene with just the odd one or two that can be very nice and I think are worth replying to.
But how not to book 》 is to be charming at the start, lure me in and tie me up in a lengthy text exchange thinking I have found a real gent and then ghost me after a hour or more without booking after they have got off from talking to a real life girl for free :FF
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fallen angel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14324 on: 24 March 2021, 11:32:48 pm »
Quote from: KendalMintCake on 24 March 2021, 11:26:30 pm

But how not to book 》 is to be charming at the start, lure me in and tie me up in a lengthy text exchange thinking I have found a real gent and then ghost me after a hour or more without booking after they have got off from talking to a real life girl for free :FF

Always a red flag when they go into massive lengthy emails /texts about what they are wanting.
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