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Gypsy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11385 on: 26 June 2017, 01:07:31 pm »
Quote from: Lushblossom on 26 June 2017, 12:47:51 pm
Sounds a bit like the jokers who text and you tell them you aren't working for four days or something and then they ask you to text them when you are available - we don't chase them it is supposed to be the other way round!

Actually, what you say reminds me of a client who turned into twat. He would always go on and say that if I should text him and say I'm working it is such a turn on. He expected me to text him to see if HE was available! The few times I did it, not cos I really wanted to see him, but because it was quiet, he'd arrange a booking and then cancel. I soon stopped contact after that! Prick!

For him it was an ego boost. He wasn't confident, very overweight and came across as insecure whereas I'm a professional and I do not work like that  :)
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11386 on: 26 June 2017, 03:18:47 pm »
Him:Hi is that Terry?
Me:No I think you have the wrong number
Him:Oh well I saw your ad online..
Me:No you didn't,because I'm not called Terry.
Him:Puts phone down!
Like I'm going to have a conversation about presumably some other sex workers advert!Best case scenario is got my number mixed up with another ad..divvy!! ;D
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SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11387 on: 27 June 2017, 04:03:50 pm »
What is this, take the PISS week? Just now got a text from someone I'd never heard from before just saying:

?50 for an hour?

Try putting a 1 before that  :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11388 on: 28 June 2017, 12:09:13 pm »
It's amazing how many guys manage to grab your phone number before losing their internet connection and not be able to read your details...
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Mya888

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11389 on: 28 June 2017, 02:19:52 pm »
Laughing so much right now.
Received two text messages today already from AW, asking to contact x and y as they run out of credit on their phone  ::)
Is this for real??
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11390 on: 01 July 2017, 08:21:02 pm »
Today late afternoon as I was on saafe so my mood was "playful"

Text from a moron:

Moron: wen can u c me
Me: When you learn how to spell.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11391 on: 02 July 2017, 03:43:44 am »
I was in a mood yesterday, so when I got two texts in 'youth speak' I responded accordingly. He asked me why I was 'texting like that'? Funnily enough, he didn't book.
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SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11392 on: 02 July 2017, 11:51:27 am »
After so many freaking TWs this past few days plus being woken yet again at the crack of dawn by seagulls I just lost my temper (a little bit) with a timewaster. My website is on all my ads, even the small ones where you are not allowed to put much info.

He asked for half hour, I said, not doing them ATM (actually I am but didn't like the sound of him), he asked and I gave him my 1 hr price. I knew immediately how his voice changed it was too much but instead of saying so he came out with.

Him: "What do you look like, I am looking for someone busty....blah blah...

Me: "It's  all on my website there's a link on all my ads. FOR GOD'S SAKE READ THE WEBSITE!"

I then realised that even aside from my website my pics everywhere show me to be slim and NON BUSTY 🙄 So no excuse for this guy.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11393 on: 02 July 2017, 12:03:05 pm »
Him - 15 minutes for ?40."
Me - Corrects price.
Him - to expensive. Where can I find cheaper service.

 :FF

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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11394 on: 02 July 2017, 03:39:08 pm »
Quote from: Worried93 on 02 July 2017, 12:03:05 pm
Him - 15 minutes for ?40."
Me - Corrects price.
Him - to expensive. Where can I find cheaper service.

 :FF

Charity shop.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11395 on: 03 July 2017, 02:24:10 am »
Or ASDA. Bargain.
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Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11396 on: 03 July 2017, 09:32:20 am »
Yesterday I had a call from a very nice sounding and polite man. There was nothing at all to alert me he may be a tw. We arranged the in call and when I put the phone down I began to prepare and look forward to it (just under an hour's notice).

Then ten minutes later the text came from him "so are you going to let me lik your tight c*** and push my cock right down your throat?"

I cancelled him with one short text not even explaining why I did that. No response from him so I knew he was never going to turn up.
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amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11397 on: 03 July 2017, 09:55:00 am »
From (an idiot who didn't/couldn't read my profile on) AW:

'Hi, I'm looking to book u to bury my head in ur pussy an lick and taste it for a couple of hours. How hairy is that special area? Thanks'

Even if I did RO which I don't, BOAK :-X.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11398 on: 04 July 2017, 01:41:41 pm »
Quote from: amy on 03 July 2017, 09:55:00 am
From (an idiot who didn't/couldn't read my profile on) AW:

'Hi, I'm looking to book u to bury my head in ur pussy an lick and taste it for a couple of hours. How hairy is that special area? Thanks'


Just repulsive.
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sweetmilf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11399 on: 04 July 2017, 04:23:46 pm »
I received a fairly lengthy message today, titled "regular?" from someone (a likely fantasist) who said, he had the prostate cancer and unable to get erect .... blah blah blah.. "I want bareback as condoms will make it worse, would you be interested?" Presumably, from someone from NW.  Deleted.  No point of even replying.   ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) FO was my response but didn't bother sending.
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