Twitter exchange:

Hi there
Are  you  available to  work?

Hi, have you read my profile on adultwork (linked on my twitter bio)?
I'm not available until midweek next week
 
Can we make a deal next  week

What do you mean, a deal?
A booking?

Yeah

Right, well read my profile and then get back to me when you have a date and time in mind

Ok sweet
Do you  have  any  number  ti booking

my number will be showing on the days that I am available, you can always prebook and then call on the day to confirm when my number will be showing

Do y tweet your  num

No, why not try following instructions?

Do have  any  idea how to  pay

what?

Payment details

what??? you pay in cash when you arrive. have you even read my profile? have you seen an escort before?
please stop wasting my time
 
My intern is limited to  reach  your  site
Because that  i asked  you

okay that's your problem not mine! i'm not going to spoon feed you the information. take care

Fuck  your  ass is allowed

what??
 
When  we will   have  fun
Can I  fuck t ass

A few weeks ago a guy located me on Facebook as we have mutual friends, he messaged me and said "oh where have I seen your face before" with 2 winky faces and I was fuming and sent him one back and said how dare he contact me on Facebook and then today he sends another message on Fb and apologises but I'm not going to see him, I hate when they know my real name and my Facebook is private private but if we have mutual friends then it couldn't be helped but I may delete my Facebook account again.

I do worry bout my fb. Like you its on private. I hardly have any face pics on it. Too scared of being recognised xx

Him - how old r u (no hello how are you ...') I never usually reply to this drivel, but thought let's see ...

Me - 'hello , all my details are on my profile'

Him - 'replied straight away - so you are 22?' (Wtf ..)

Him - Address?

Me - 'no thanks - blocked '

This absolute troglodyte messaged me the same iklitsrTe and stupid message he has on three previous profiles

Wud u love&enjoy wen u cum2me&I open my door2u u push ur way in past me with force&make me lock us in then u force me2da floor&grab hold of both my legs&start2drag across da floor2da other side of da room as u say2me ur coming with me my piece of white meat so I can hold u down with my strong muscular legs as I force u2suck&lick my pussy till u make me cum then i'll grab ur legs roll u over from ur back on 2ur belly&pull ur legs back2wards ur head then u forcibly take me up stairs2da bedroom push me on2da bed as u get undressed dats wen I will go along da landing dats wen u cum after me force me2da floor&grab hold of both my legs&start2drag me off2da bedroom again as u say2me ur coming with me my piece of white meat so stop trying2get away cos u can't ok my white piece of meat. Then u tie my hands up securely2da bed&force me2lick&suck ur pussy. Then u grab hold hold of my legs1@a time&pull them down tightly&tie them up securely so I can't move then u suck&drain my hard cock dry of all its hot creamy cum&then u tell me I'm not letting u go cos I'm going2love&enjoy eating u up alive ok my white piece of meat ur mine now4ever ok my white piece of meat. Hope u like this idea. As I'll b at ur mercy all the way through the session.XX??


That was completely and entirely copy and pasted. Vile.

A guy asking for a 5min blowjob booking for 25 quid. 
When I politely declined I got this:
"Oh, don't be like that, I can be a regular after today".
So I explained my prices, minimum half hour cost that much etc and his reply:
"Sweetheart Im 18 and single, work at mcdonald's, won't even last five minutes with u".
Well goodbye then it was from me only to get another message an hour later.
"Let me know if you change your mind"

Just received this charming text ...

'CAN U PROPER FUK'

Got a text this morning from a number previously saved as TW.

Hi, would love to see you but need to ask several questions first as there are so many fake profiles on Vivastreet.

Response: You need to phone me to ask questions and you have contacted me before as I have your number saved.

Him: Oh, God, that was a long time ago and you never responded then. I will call you shortly.

Needless to say I am still waiting for his call. That text really irritated me for some reason. Yeah, there might be fake profiles, but I think it's safe to say there are a LOT of fake men out there too like this first class prick. I would have responded the first time he text me but these idiots think we are brainless just like them. What he really wants to say is he thinks I am fake like him etc, but he hasn't got the guts to do it. Pityful