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Guiltypleasure

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11355 on: 15 June 2017, 06:47:44 am »
Yes he couldn't pronounce name of hotel until the end but before that he said a few things that made it sound like me plus I really wanted to know f d put in the wrong dates as I was back to work after having a while off the following day , so I wanted , more, to know f I'd entered the wrong dates lol , but I grabbed my ipad and checked and said "no I'm not" and that's when he said your lying ??
He was v apologetic and nice enough.
initially when he called he said "you working " so I asked " are you" bog standard response, followed by"have you read my profile, because that's not how I do business" then he said I'm really sorry lol
so thought I better check I hadn't put my dates in tits up !
Ha Ha Ha there is someone in that area with a v similar name to me lol
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Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11356 on: 15 June 2017, 08:58:29 am »
Part of an email I received,

"I like to pay the cash before I even walk as it keeps
it all simple, so the first thing I will do is hand you an
Envelope with the cash if that's ok.

And due to my need for discretion (until I know the
Person better), would you mind if we kept
Communication to emails just for the moment?"

Know me better? How long does he think we're going to be exchanging emails!
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11357 on: 15 June 2017, 09:33:31 am »
I foolishly put an ad on Viva this week and the parade of twats has been so bad that I resorted to putting that phone on an auto reply directing them to my website and then asking them to call my main number to book.

Him: Buna ce faci imi dai un poscod massaje sex
Me: Auto reply: Thank you for your interest. Please visit my website to see details of my pricing and services, and call back to book.
Him: Hello darling poscod massaje sex
Me: Auto reply: Thank you for your interest. Please visit my website to see details of my pricing and services, and call back to book.
Him: Poscod sex darling
Me: Auto reply: Thank you for your interest. Please visit my website to see details of my pricing and services, and call back to book.
Him: Sex?
Me: Auto reply: Thank you for your interest. Please visit my website to see details of my pricing and services, and call back to book.
 :FF :FF :FF
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Kay

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11358 on: 15 June 2017, 11:44:31 am »
Exactly the type of shite I get from Viva, too.

Quote from: VoluptuousCurves on 15 June 2017, 09:33:31 am
I foolishly put an ad on Viva this week and the parade of twats has been so bad that I resorted to putting that phone on an auto reply directing them to my website and then asking them to call my main number to book.

Him: Buna ce faci imi dai un poscod massaje sex
Me: Auto reply: Thank you for your interest. Please visit my website to see details of my pricing and services, and call back to book.
Him: Hello darling poscod massaje sex
Me: Auto reply: Thank you for your interest. Please visit my website to see details of my pricing and services, and call back to book.
Him: Poscod sex darling
Me: Auto reply: Thank you for your interest. Please visit my website to see details of my pricing and services, and call back to book.
Him: Sex?
Me: Auto reply: Thank you for your interest. Please visit my website to see details of my pricing and services, and call back to book.
 :FF :FF :FF
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11359 on: 15 June 2017, 11:45:39 am »
So fed up of stupid bloody questions this week!Today's little gem was 'are you easy to find?'
Well my ad tells you I am Leeds City centre based and even tells them 2 wellknown landmarks near by!
I don't know am I easy to find?!?Rather depends on if you have read the ad and know the area and how good you are at using a satnav/google maps/ a bloody map if and when you actually make an appointment and I give you my address details!If you are an idiot which I am starting to wonder then no I probably aren't going to be easy to find.. :FF
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11360 on: 15 June 2017, 11:48:39 am »
Quote from: Red KB on 15 June 2017, 08:58:29 am
Part of an email I received,

"I like to pay the cash before I even walk as it keeps
it all simple, so the first thing I will do is hand you an
Envelope with the cash if that's ok.

And due to my need for discretion (until I know the
Person better), would you mind if we kept
Communication to emails just for the moment?"

Know me better? How long does he think we're going to be exchanging emails!
Really irritates me when they TELL YOU when they are going to pay...er goes without saying you will pay me as soon as you arrive. ..that's the way it works!
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11361 on: 15 June 2017, 05:28:16 pm »
Twat (by text, just out of blue): See you 11pm luv
Me: Who is this please?
Twat: Can I see you luv
Me: Who is this please?
Twat: Can I book luv
Me: Who is this please?

I think I'll reply "who is this please?" to all twats this week.

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Lushblossom

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11362 on: 15 June 2017, 07:53:22 pm »
You know what they will say next don't you Aqua - they will say 'It's John' and expect you to remember them lol.
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11363 on: 15 June 2017, 10:41:36 pm »
Quote from: Lushblossom on 15 June 2017, 07:53:22 pm
You know what they will say next don't you Aqua - they will say 'It's John' and expect you to remember them lol.

Wait... the worst part is in the end the twat replied. His name was...ANDY!!! Andy types just hate my guts  :FF :FF :FF
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SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11364 on: 16 June 2017, 07:15:13 pm »
For Gods sake thought I'd had ALL the emails until this:

Hi, I'm a bit new to this.

Do you often gag on sperm because I really worry about it happening?

From a guy who's 'new' but been on AW for over 9 months  :FF
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GothGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11365 on: 17 June 2017, 07:44:39 pm »
'What's ur address'


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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11366 on: 17 June 2017, 08:17:54 pm »
"Hi you warking Watford? [no I'm not] Can I se u pless"

This was in response to my auto reply  ::)
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11367 on: 18 June 2017, 09:02:30 am »
Quote from: VoluptuousCurves on 17 June 2017, 08:17:54 pm
"Hi you warking Watford? [no I'm not] Can I se u pless"

This was in response to my auto reply  ::)

For a second I thought you wrote "barking"...
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11368 on: 18 June 2017, 11:56:24 am »
Subject:    Escort

U take 18 he olds?

 ::)
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #11369 on: 18 June 2017, 12:12:23 pm »
Quote from: hannah13 on 18 June 2017, 11:56:24 am
Subject:    Escort

U take 18 he olds?

 ::)

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