Lawyer flies me to Beijing, China for a week, puts me up in a hotel. Speaks passable English, enough to hold a conversation but not too in depth. Everything starts out great. He shuttles me around to the Forbidden City and Great Wall and gives me spending money to see the sights. We go out for lunch and dinner every day and order half the menu and feast like kings, he treats me to spa days. When it comes time to consummate the deal, it's a disaster. Dude is early 50s, not bad looking, but can't get hard, when he does get sort of hard his penis is comically small, so short that trying to ride on top is impossible as it continually falls out on the thrust. And during doggy. And every position, actually. So mostly I try to do oral, but he can never get hard, and never actually comes. After the end of the week, the guy had spent thousands total on this trip and me and never came once. I actually felt bad for him. Wasn't expecting to ever hear from him again and didn't. Thousands of dollars down the drain and doesn't even bother to buy a viagra... but at least I got to check Beijing off the bucket list!