I was with a client last week and he said to me in a genuinely shocked voice -"Oh! My wife doesn't do it like that"
I swear I had to bite my tongue. Some of the potential replies included:
Well, I did wonder why married men come to see me
Is that why you're here paying me then?
I'm not your wife, thank heaven for small mercies
Your Wife probably doesn't fuck strangers for a living
- I've had practise lol
She's not getting paid for it so might not feel the need to try hard
Did you ever ask her to do it differently?
And so on. I feel for the wives of these men. Some of them anyway.
I'm going to bed to my husband now, gonna tell him It's mish or nothing baby.....x