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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #75 on: 05 December 2009, 04:49:02 pm »
I've only had one female client on her own. Couples are more common though and the female half is usually keen to be entertained.

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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #76 on: 05 December 2009, 08:03:08 pm »
Oh dear, Um I meant that the sexinfo101 site was cool, and maybe they should start offering some other sexual alterntives, to accompany the heterosexual positions.  :-[
Oh, oops, my mistake really,  ;D :-[

I see what you mean and you are right, that would be great, they do mention with some positions that they are particularly good for same sex couples.

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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #77 on: 05 December 2009, 08:06:16 pm »

Does anyone actually get girl on girl bookings? Just curious, hadn't considered offering that  ;D

I've had one female client, but other girl on girl has been with other WGs as 3-some with a male client. I would be quite keen on offering services to ladies, but I don't think there is much of a market for it out there.
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #78 on: 15 March 2010, 03:47:47 am »
"I bet your mother would like if I fucked her like this. Do you think you father would like it?," said DURING.

I was quite sure I was going to fling him across the bed and gouge out his eyes. Rest assured, I ignored his calls from then on. He was also the sort of c*** who had once tried to rub his condom-less cock against my vulva, whining and begging for it.

I should have cut it off earlier, but he tipped well and "gifted" roses and expensive Italian reds. Over time, as his behaviour grew increasingly appalling, I realised that generosity was a manipulation tactic he thought would buy him a carte blanche to act heinously (i.e.,he was hoping I would mistake manipulation for kindness and consideration).
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