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Lilly1230

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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #15 on: 15 November 2009, 08:39:39 pm »
"Suck on my nipple and talk dirty to me"

Well which one is it going to be honey?
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #16 on: 15 November 2009, 09:22:25 pm »
Quote from: Lilly1230 on 15 November 2009, 08:39:39 pm
"Suck on my nipple and talk dirty to me"

Well which one is it going to be honey?

Although the mental image of you attempting both is quite comical...
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #17 on: 16 November 2009, 02:36:44 am »


Weirdest/Scariest and most w.t.f all in one

 'I like beating women..... Not in the face of course'

 Gahhh!

 
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #18 on: 16 November 2009, 07:20:46 pm »

That is bloody scary Evie!

Mine is "I come here to see your tits, not you" - I'm a 32B - so go figure!
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #19 on: 17 November 2009, 08:30:46 am »
Quote from: brandy@saafe on 15 November 2009, 12:28:05 pm
"You've got stretchmarks, so you've obviously had kids, which means you've obviously had bareback at some time in your life. Why can't you do bareback with me".

Now if he was of a race that makes beautiful babies when mixed with Black, I woulda so barebacked him and had his kids  :D
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #20 on: 17 November 2009, 09:57:29 am »
Quote from: Ella T on 16 November 2009, 07:20:46 pm

That is bloody scary Evie!

Mine is "I come here to see your tits, not you" - I'm a 32B - so go figure!

Dear me,why would a man of such grace,charm and sensitivity ever have to pay for a ladies time? ;D

Client a while ago told me that 'He adored my ample bottom and my generous thighs' :o

I'm a size 8!

No wonder so many women have eating disorders if their menfolk are going around saying things like that to them.

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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #21 on: 17 November 2009, 12:30:18 pm »
Quote from: brandy@saafe on 15 November 2009, 12:28:05 pm
"You've got stretchmarks, so you've obviously had kids, which means you've obviously had bareback at some time in your life. Why can't you do bareback with me".
I suppose it must be ok then, no risk of STIs so long as he has washed his willy. ;D
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #22 on: 17 November 2009, 11:19:25 pm »
Client just told me I have 'a bum like an onion'. Is that meant to be a compliment? Lol.
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #23 on: 18 November 2009, 01:26:39 am »
Quote from: alexaf on 17 November 2009, 11:19:25 pm
Client just told me I have 'a bum like an onion'. Is that meant to be a compliment? Lol.

Onion? Hahaha, sorry - I think I would have said: Why, does it make you want to cry (for joy)?
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #24 on: 18 November 2009, 09:08:12 am »
Quote from: cassie on 18 November 2009, 01:26:39 am
Quote from: alexaf on 17 November 2009, 11:19:25 pm
Client just told me I have 'a bum like an onion'. Is that meant to be a compliment? Lol.

Onion? Hahaha, sorry - I think I would have said: Why, does it make you want to cry (for joy)?

Oh dear,he probably meant you have a nice,round smooth bottom but he hasn't picked the best thing to compare it too,a peach may have been a better analogy.
Or maybye he just meant you have many layers (and your bottom does too ;D)

Men say the weirdest things,Ive got a friend who's ex want told her 'Your skin is so smooth i would like to kill you and make Pyjamas out of your skin'

Relationship didn't last strangely.
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #25 on: 18 November 2009, 10:27:21 am »
Quote from: Colette on 18 November 2009, 09:08:12 am
Quote from: cassie on 18 November 2009, 01:26:39 am
Quote from: alexaf on 17 November 2009, 11:19:25 pm
Client just told me I have 'a bum like an onion'. Is that meant to be a compliment? Lol.

Onion? Hahaha, sorry - I think I would have said: Why, does it make you want to cry (for joy)?

Oh dear,he probably meant you have a nice,round smooth bottom but he hasn't picked the best thing to compare it too,a peach may have been a better analogy.
Or maybye he just meant you have many layers (and your bottom does too ;D)

Men say the weirdest things,Ive got a friend who's ex want told her 'Your skin is so smooth i would like to kill you and make Pyjamas out of your skin'

Relationship didn't last strangely.

ROFL!
Colette you make her bottom sound like a cake:
We have before you a multi-layered bottom cake, with liberal smatterings of chocolate and vanilla cream between with its folds......
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #26 on: 18 November 2009, 11:22:48 pm »
Had a client a while back who wanted to do some sort of praying/blessing ceremony " to commit us to being a couple before we got intimate  >:(
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #27 on: 19 November 2009, 08:11:58 am »
Quote from: lady69 on 18 November 2009, 11:22:48 pm
Had a client a while back who wanted to do some sort of praying/blessing ceremony " to commit us to being a couple before we got intimate  >:(

Good grief!
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #28 on: 19 November 2009, 10:37:53 am »
Did he sound foreign? In some strictly religious places the prostitutes engage in "temporary marriages" with their clients.
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Re: Wierdest thing a client has ever said to you?
« Reply #29 on: 19 November 2009, 11:59:21 am »
Client told me yesterday that 'my tits reminded him of a banana'???

I dont know what sort of banana's he eats... ???
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